Royale #(someone help?) WINNER

AFTER 13 HOURS OF MENTAL TORTURE AND STARING AT A SCREEN WITH MY CHEESE PUFFS LIKE AN INCEL, I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN FIRST PLACE IN ROYALE! WOOOOOOOOOO TEQUILA!!!!!! I decided to join on a whim because I couldn't sleep last night and woke up to the game already being 4 hours in. But the gag is....I WOKE UP TO 40 HEALTH???? Someone shot the hell out of me and then kovazebee'd so there's absolutely no evidence of who it was. I started frantically scavenging around the map and begging for health packs just to find out.... sin removed health packs from the game *facepalm* So I was up shits creek without a paddle. I knew I had to play aggressively because logically the only way I was going to regain health was to attack noobs and pray. Luckily, I found two delicious targets: aligxo and death_metal. They were both AFK sitting cutely in uncamo mode, so I got 20 health from each of them and was back in the game. That is when everything changed. I started finding an insane amount of energy drinks and ran laps around the map 3 or 4 times, collecting dozens of arrows, kunais, bombs, and snipers. Every lap I ran I'd collect even more energy drinks, which meant....more runs on a continuous loop! And to tell y'all a secret, I highkey have hoarder tendencies and so my reserve got a little ungodly. I ended the game with 10 energy drinks, 101 arrows, 35 kunai, 6 bombs, and a bunch of other goodies. There was a huge side vs side going on with the ROBLOXIANS vs the challenge gods (chase, Evan, hwest14) and lemme give y'all the scoop, these robloxians are not to be fucked with.....this was their first Royale and they were taking names and knocking bitches out left and right. I'm so impressed by their quick thinking and collaborative efforts dietpepsi wuufwoolf ryuova Luke Watch out for them, cuz they are the next coming of the Royale fuckshitupsquad who dominate every game. Once the two sides completely wiped out each others biggest threats, I decided it was time to secure my spot on both sides. Sometimes the person in the middle of the road gets run over, but not this time. I channeled by inner Julia Sokolowski, with a touch of Aubry Bracco. I took out people who were not really associated with anyone to avoid showing my cards and it wasn't until final 7 where I realized all bets needed to be off. bigdizzleyomama went HAM on the robloxians (not really robloxians, but associated with them kinda) and before tragically departing, left me sobri and Christos in a really good spot to put the nail in their coffin. I then went ham on sobriquet with snipers cuz I have trauma, just to find out him and Christos were willing to give me a win anyways. I was so shook by that decision and it honestly made my night. I'm super happy to get a victory. All it took was blood vessels popping out my eyes, neglecting all my real life responsibilities, and a minor panic attack at the end bc THAT SHIT IS SCARY. Thanks for all of my allies, ily all and you all made this game so special for me <3 Melanie gone too soon <3 but this game is what triggered the events that unfolded today so I think its a win win for my good sis. spartagow wanted to work with you so bad, you're a beast! summermariah our brief throw down was so cute. I wanted to help you out as much as I could. you know I always gotchu <3 aries we didn't talk but you're that bitch Evan you have a lot of masculine energy I gravitated towards. you just strike me as a leader. So fun working with you and gone too soon. I hope britt doesn't come for me...I am flirting a bit. I don't think I'm his type tho. hwest14 we didn't scheme but I just love you frostbite my 1 like is that even a question. glided her way to final 17 like butter ily ricardogv you're the sweetest and I wanted to go to the end with you. got caught in the crossfires :( chase I feel like I let you down a little bit, but ily and I really did envision us in those end game chairs marypoppins I WISH I COULDVE HELPED YOU MORE but I had so many allegiances ;( you're like my fave new friend on here. So underrated. alexmcduck YOU ARE SO BADASS. Came in here and wreaked havoc. Everyone was so afraid of you. Glad we got to work together a bit. bigdizzleyomama I love you I was so happy to see you in here. your vibe is just unmatched and I lowkey may have thrown to you in f2 cuz you're just da bomb marieeve YOU ALMOST GOT ME THERE GIRL. I couldn't believe it. You were such a cute threat in this game. Had so many weapons and gained a ton of momentum at the end. I had to act quick cuz I knew you were about to tear me up. sobriquet just so unspoken every time you already know im loyal to the people im with baby. but DAMN I just didn't know what to expect. Like you're such a fierce competitor and so smart. but I shoulda asked first if you'd be willing to let me have it, cuz sure enough you wouldve which is so sweet. ily <3 christos my biggest surprise this game, you are such a good ally and were so good to me. Sleepy boy, but even half asleep was knocking bitches out left and right. Thanks for giving me that win, you didn't have to do that at all. ily <33 ok ok yeah yeah basically the whole cast I was so fake I get it but I REALLY DID ENJOY EVERYONE OK.