gifted me alcohol today that they made themselves. It’s an orange flavored liquor in a little mason jar and I’m sorta scared to try it. Google scared me lol, down the drain it goes?

bagel

Poof_Smores Poofster_Smoresy

AND I WILL GIFT U AND MAKE A PERSONALIZED LABOUBOU FOR YOU Koinz: 5392 https://kovaze.com/blog/120491

this is MY opinion so it's naturally correct. Just like how your opinion is also correct. (just not as correct as mine.) **F TIER** 13. Lucky Drop There isn't even excitement when I do well. I just have relief that I can save a decent score... because that's all that matters. From there, it's nothing but rage and frustration every time I see that -50%, or that 100. We need that lucky drop update. 12. Starfall Literally the worst comp that isn't marked as a luck comp... because it is a luck comp. IDC sometimes I get those first flakes in fast as FAWCK and then I still score less than 800. Other times I get like 2 flakes in after 20 seconds and I end up with a score of 920. It's not even fun. dgaf. **D TIER** 11. Chain Pop CONTROVERSIAL OPINION. But honestly I don't play for big chains anymore because that's what leads me to score so low and I KNOW the big chains are what makes most people rate this high. Ion do that. I just pop whatever. And it's not as satisfying anymore. Honestly it was never satisfying for me... Chain Pop is super inconsistent and that's what I hate about it. But now I avg 8k-11k so I'm not malding anymore. 10. Balloons If Balloons wasn't laggy asf, it'd easily be a top 5 if not top 3 competition... tapping my screen? Hell yes! But unforch, it is in fact laggy asf. And I can lose 20 points in a round just because my tap wasn't registered... whew. **C TIER** 9. Shapes Shapes gets too much hate idc idc. I loved it when it had a second delay, and I love it without the delay. I will admit though, getting 4-5 wrong in a row feels like getting shot repeatedly. I may also be tanking this one because I'm performing worse than normal as of late :s 8. Codebreaker Codebreaker is a comp equalizer, because it's a mix of skill and luck. If you're quick and efficient, you should realistically never score below like 72. Someone who had a bad code can lose to someone who got super lucky with their guesses. Overall, a solid competition, nothing overly good or bad to say about it. **B TIER** 7. Treasure Hunt When I first played treasure hunt I thought it was luck. Now ik it's completely skill, and I appreciate this new comp so much. Honestly, once you know the strat, it's a bit gamebotty and boring, but it's still a solid competition nonetheless. 6. Deal UNLIKE LUCKY DROP... Deal actually has some ENJOYABLE suspense, if you decide to play through. Besides the 1/20 moments of you getting a horrid first deal, the constant question of "stay or fold?" keeps me on my toes, and I know it keeps others on their toes as well. One of my favorite moments of the race tournament was seeing Team 9 stressing over Deal and whether to continue or take their deal; it was drama. Deal is drama. But GOOD drama. **A TIER** 5. Stacker Stacker is THAT GIRL. Like... it's that girl. Now, you'll have to restart your computer (GOD FORBID you do it on mobile) every time before to make sure it doesn't lag, but when it's crisp? OOH it's crisp. I love stacking a perfect stack and getting like 5 of those in a row, it's so satisfying. Genuinely if you hate this comp, it's because you're bad at it, point blank period. 4. MatchThree I used to be the biggest MatchThree hater... and yes it was because I was bad at it. But now I FINALLY get it. Especially now that I can swipe on PC. On mobile it's a mf nightmare. But swiping is so satisfying on PC. Looking for the next match is so satisfying, the slight panic of not finding one, only to see one and sigh in relief and swipe. See your next match? Swipe. Then watch as the combos roll in! Sometimes, you have horrible rounds where you get zero combos, and that sucks (keeping it out of S tier), but otherwise? Bop comp. 3. Holey Extremely controversial... but this is because I don't play on my phone often, and when I do, I DON'T have an iOS (sorry loser Apple users!). Holey... took a lot of time to learn. Starting off I was awful and got 416 my first run LMAOOO. Then I got 3k my 2nd run and quickly built my way up to like a constant 6k. If you want to get good at Holey, you have to find the rhythm that works best for you. And expect plateaus. I had my first one at 6k, then another around 7.6k - 8k. Now I consistently score 9.5k with occasional 10k scores on PC. On mobile, it's worse, but I can score around 7-8k. If you want tips HMU! **S TIER** 2. Weightlifting IDC IDC IDC this is the most skill based competition on the site. Even when I was bad at weightlifting and couldn't score more than 6k I loved this comp and clamored for its return. It's fun trying to keep something from teetering back and forth! Balance competitions are fun knowing I have horrible balance irl. Now that it has returned, I actually know the strategy and have been enjoying seeing my progress slowly increase from 6k, to 8k, to 10k, to 12k averages - and unlike Holey, the plateaus are very brief as I learn more and more abt the rhythm! What I love the most about this comp and #1 is that if you do poorly, it is completely on you; not luck, not glitches, not randomness. Just you. And there's always room to improve! More people should appreciate weightlifting for what it is. 1. WaterTank Are we surprised? Sin chewed with this comp. It's quick, it's efficient, it's a GREAT equalizer comp, but most importantly; it's BALANCED. No one will ever be fully 100% in water tank. Scores can be close asf or far asf. And honestly... no one will consistently score 6.4k . You will always have that one game of WaterTank where you go over... and you will be humbled. WaterTank will always be that girl. Drop your ranks below mhm mhm.

I believe enough time has passed. It is now time to start the second installment of KoTraitors! KoTraitors returns for it's second installment at the Funhouse! Looking for a cast of 20 Players, they will embark on a new Traitors journey. Lies, deception, and trickery await the Players as they hunt down the Traitors within the Funhouse. A new role is implemented into the game! Join us, as we find out the real Traitors among this batch of 20. 𝐊𝐨𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝟐 - 𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆! I am looking for a cast of 20 Players who have not played in the first season, although if we do not get enough players, I would be open to giving the last spots to returners. A few changes will happen this season! First, the main platform of all information will happen on Discord, but updates and missions will be given here in the group game as well. Discord is a requirement to play in KoTraitors. All Players will be invited to the KoTraitors Discord upon the start of the Season. Each Player will be provided a confessional to discuss their thoughts and take notes. The Traitors Chat, or The Turret, will also be on this server. The cycle length will also be changing. The first half of the game will stay the same of (Mission > Night > Roundtable) and will last 3 days, one full day for each. Then when the player count gets below 10 Players, it will transition to (Mission Night > Roundtable) and will last for 2 days, one full day for each section. Any shields that happen to be gained from the mission will block the Traitors kill, if their target happens to get a shield. This way, it will keep the game fast and entertaining for all players and trying to limit the amount of "dead days" for the Faithful. Shields will stay as private information however. Finally, and the biggest change to this game, is the prize. If you have read the title, it has been upped to 𝟕𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐊𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐳! All winners will get to split this prize pool, or the sole survivor of the Funhouse will win it all! A bigger prize at stake will result in a more cutthroat game. Sounds like a good deal? Here's how you apply! ════════════════════════════════════ 1️⃣ JOIN the KoTraitors group! (If you're already in the group then congrats, you passed Step 1!) - https://kovaze.com/group/21 2️⃣ MAIL Burgz (me) that you are interested in playing in KoTraitors! In this mail, be sure to include: - Your Discord user - A paragraph about how you will play this game (The Traitors WILL BE SELECTED using this paragraph. The more in depth you are, the higher your chances of being the Traitor are!!) >> Some prompting questions to help you get started! >> "What's your plan starting Day 1?" >> "Pick a player from Traitors that you are most like. Why so?" >> "Pick 3 words to describe yourself. Why those words?" (You do not have to use these questions, a summary of you talking about yourself and how you play group games will be great too!) 3️⃣ ADD Burgz on Discord (burgerk1ng21) From there, the cast of 20 will be decided. If you aren't selected to be in this cast, you will be given priority for Season 3! ════════════════════════════════════ Apply Today! Will you survive the Funhouse?

for limited edition items from my gifting shop in 2 days https://kovaze.com/blog/120491

Today I close a chapter that was much more than just a phase—it was an important part of my story. Kovaze taught me, challenged me, made me grow, and above all, showed me how far I am capable of going, even when I doubted myself. I carry with me every lesson, every laugh, every difficult moment that, in some way, also strengthened me. It wasn't always easy, but it was real. And that's exactly why this farewell is heavy, but it also brings an enormous feeling of gratitude. Now I choose to take care of myself, my mind, my path—and that is also a form of courage. I move forward with a full heart and the certainty that everything I experienced here had a purpose. Thank you to everyone who was a part of this with me; in some way, you left marks that I will carry with me. Thank you to everyone who helped me get this far: SummerMariah Foox Queenie AntonB Legend MarieEve Metropolis Quinn Scarllet Benopolis Minie Shenellica DK Gabs Tisha AngieKStan Natrix Melanie ANii

Whenever I click a link it logs me out, we need to fix that ASAP sis i’m not relogging in to help a friend :( sin

iloveincestbl wtf

He is trying to meal prep and yall keep distracting him

for a gift ! https://kovaze.com/blog/120491

DK the fuck your avatar is the most atrocious thing ever in the world you look like a 80's old bitch trying every surgeon she can so she doesnt look melted and now shes turning into a freak

i’ll release a screenshot and context to the drama. 200 - storytime i was a lil noobie nuke innocent girly entering the outcasted island…. i had no clue what i was doing with the searching n all that n like ok i was tryna learn so i was asking EVERYONEEEE questions about it. one of the first people that spoke to me from my tribe was evan. we became allies, worked together n even made a f2 n whatnot n i was asking him n other people questions about the basics of how the game worked. fast forward we merge and my opps were on other tribe n wanted to vote me out. evan told me about this so my reaction was like DONT VOTE ME OUT DONT LET ME GO cause most of yall that know me know that i’m ott af i’m extra i’m just a girly doing girly things yk?? but britt, evans wife did not like that n messaged me thinking i want her man or sum n i was so respectful n shit cause i acc felt bad she felt the need to reach out to me cause it gives insecurities yk what i mean and i wouldnt want any woman or anyone to ever feel that kinda way bc of me. fast forward i felt like i had to vote evan out bc of all that drama cause like i didnt trust it anymore after all that bc tbh i’d also make my man vote out someone if i felt the need to reach out to them or smth ykyk so i broke the f2 for valid reasons imo. more will be clear at 400 when the screenshot gets dropped but either way long story short: he hates me bc his wife didnt like i was allies with him or smth 400 - screenshots convo with britt: what seemed to be rubbing up: 600 - additional info https://kovaze.com/blog/120378 800 - my claim against babes-gate https://kovaze.com/blog/120475 1000 - the end https://kovaze.com/blog/120527 im gonna milk this shit like a moomoo cow.

that i’m young, hot, pretty and your wife feels intimidated by that. but i get that killing a woman in royale probs makes it so u get head for the first time in months again so tbh go you!! <3

that i havent worn since my 23rd birthday and it somehow fits better now than it did then!

Will commence in 48 hours at 18:00 KVT with the enrolment of Celebrities 8: Assassins. The Gala will continue for the days after with a plethora of blog giveaways and game events, including (but not exclusive to): Hysteria Hoedown, Lightning Royale, MasterChef, and more... Everyone is invited to dress up for the gala. The Gala will end with an awards ceremony for the best dressed. CATEGORY IS: Fashion is Art / Costume Art. Expect increased shops to open next cycle!

#ASBB2 With bunny, MaxOra, and BIGBRYY99 making their exits from Bali, St. Tropez, and Dubai, respectively, it's time for the Sobriquet Showdown to begin! These three houseguests have one last chance to avoid eviction and HERE is how it works. Once this blog expires, the winner of the poll will be revealed and they will remain in the ASBB2 house. The two losers will be officially EVICTED. After Round 2, three more will exit their houses and enter the showdown. The winner of THAT poll will face the winner of this poll in a competition where one of them will RETURN TO THE GAME! With that being said, cast your votes and sound off in the comments! Are you #TeamBunny, #TeamMaxOra, or #TeamBIGBRYY99?

I come online after work to bunches of top blogs about me because Evan killed someone in Royale. I think I’ll say this… I’m not perfect. Far from it. Three months ago during a really rough time I got caught up in my emotions and handled something poorly. I thought it was done and I’ve not really addressed or thought about it since. If you want all perspectives take the time to read Evan’s blog, too. Evan and Melanie have played games together since without any issues. Life moved on. The way I responded and handled things in that moment was DEFINITELY not the best moment of my life. I figured that when the time was right she’d leak it all eventually, and I was okay with that if it ever did happen. Was I taken aback that day, yes. Was I probably going through something emotionally that made me react in a crazy way, yes for sure. I don’t think that myself, or anyone for that matter, deserves to be publicly humiliated or called out for having a very human moment…but it seems like that comes with the territory on sites like this. I’m glad Melanie got to tell her side of the story and I apologize for any strife it caused her.

my full dms top to bottom linked with evan down below i have said everything that i needed to say and everything has been posted. the only thing they have on me is a deleted “babes” but like, i have no active memory of deleting it. i can do a pyn when i want to, doesnt mean i’m copying someone. i am my own person and very happy with who i am and what i look like. i’m a 23 year old hottie from europe and we do have diff cultures n perhaps a language barrier. the only justification i can find for the delete is me wanting britt comfortable after she reached ojt to me cause i think it was obvious i’m a girls girl. i wasnt waiting to drop this tea, the couple i was talking about was MYSELF cause the relationship was toxic af. did i react immature to dying in royale? yah i coulda handled that better than doing all this but either way i don’t regret a single thing as youve both continued to slander my name n make rude remarks whenever i’m around within these months when for me there was no beef. i wisb both of them many happy years together and maybe a kovaze baby might come like YESSS!!! while you much your popcorn reading my entire dms with evan head to toe through this link https://we.tl/t-JdPYMPy94gYh4qBJ make sure to vote maxora in this poll! https://kovaze.com/blog/120491

Is Britt so stern in her messages and melanie calling her “mom, diva, love” after every message 😭

during that time i was also in a relationship with someone from kovaze (embarrassing ik, done that never ever again) and britt mailed my boyfriend saying i was flirting with her husband n that he needed to watch out for me but genuinely where was the flirting.. i was playing OUTCASTED asking about the game and votes and people tried to get me out so ofc im also gonna ask pls dont vote me to anyone who’s vote i think i can get on my side likee? i’m a girls girl first n foremost and i said how i’d adjust my personality n way of speaking for her comfort bc i dont ever want anyone to feel insecure or threatened by me breathing. i hope that theres a chance we can work it out in the remix but one thing were not gonna do is paint me as a man stealer or backstabber when i did nothing of the sorts. i’m just a girl vibing af on kovaze and actually this is a repeated pattern of behaviour as more women have now come forward to me about receiving similar messages when being in a game w evan. so truly i hope she finds the security cause that diva is a stunner and probs a good person at heart so its like just believe in yourself!!!

to come across these blogs when we're all hunting pumpkins in October

Make sure you hit up some of our talented designers and get a custom fit for the gala! I'm still undecided on which designer I'll commission. Who will you be wearing? 🥰

to say hey i overstepped i shouldnt have reacted that way my bad.... yall don't need to grasp for straws to justify the reaction like haha she said babes whilst telling her score whoa what a flirty naughty gal melanie is

I'm curious as the what everyone thinks the best comp on Kovaze is, and ofc I've included Flags & Words as ROTATIONAL comps. I've randomised a list and will re randomise each time a comp is eliminated for the next round. Will close each in around a day. Posting 2 at a time until the "qualifiers" are over. Last round Match 3 edged out Holey (we lost two bop comps early on), but it was very close! I forgot about Guitar so that has been added and paired with Treasure as the last. There were 15 items in your list. Here they are in random order. Weightlifting Chain Pop Holey Match 3 Balloons Water Tank Codebreaker Words Shapes Stacker Deal Starfall Flags Lucky Drop Treasure Hunt Guitar So far: Weightlifting vs Chain Pop - CHAIN POP WINS 25.7% v 74.3% Holey vs Match Three - MATCH THREE WINS 42.4% vs 57.6% Up next, Balloons vs Water Tank https://kovaze.com/blog/120308 - Code vs Words also posted.

isnt as fun to me bc its two beautiful women who will do great things in life. i dont rly care when the gays make a fool of themselves on kovaze cuz they aren't gonna add anything productive to society regardless

I tried to cuddle with evan in the shelter in our outcasted game and britt flew over the island and dropped me a care package with a live grenade in it True story, Melanie was there to witness the attempted murder

the blogs page for the last like 2 hours? ive only heard Dk giggling and rage typing next to me