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Race Episode 9 - Trouble in Paradise
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🏁 EPISODE 9 — “Trouble in Paradise” 🇧🇿
7 Teams Remain
Destination: Belize, Central America
✈️ ROUTE INFO — “Fly to Belize City, Belize!”
“Teams must fly over 8,000 miles to Belize City, Belize — where lush jungles and turquoise waters await.”
✈️ Flight 1 (arrives early):
Medusaluh & blue
Vans & lexeyjanereal
Riggs & biminibonboulash
✈️ Flight 2 (arrives 2 hours later):
ScarletKing & Ethanrocker1
Josh & cmgorilla
Paulette & nikw98
Rainolds & papa
The distance and layovers shuffle the standings completely — exhaustion sets in.
Teams who were dominant in Dubai suddenly find themselves jet-lagged, sweaty, and surrounded by thick jungle air.
🏝️ ARRIVAL IN BELIZE CITY
Teams rush from the airport to the docks to find the first clue.
They must take a speedboat to the island of Caye Caulker for the next task.
Riggs & biminibonboulash immediately start screaming when their hair frizzes in the humidity.
Riggs: “The Caribbean is trying to assassinate my aesthetic!”
Vans & lexeyjanereal remain hyper-focused, saying little. Lexey: “Let them melt. We’re here to win.”
Josh & cmgorilla are shirtless before the boat even launches, hyping up the driver.
ScarletKing & Ethanrocker1 sit calmly, soaking in the sun — a total power-couple vibe.
Rainolds & papa nearly miss the dock because Papa forgets the bags.
Paulette & nikw98 politely smile through the chaos.
Medusaluh & blue stare stoically at the water, speaking to no one, but somehow look terrifyingly composed.
🌊 ROADBLOCK — “Who Can Dive for Direction?”
“One team member must snorkel beneath the Belize Barrier Reef to retrieve five submerged clue pieces, then assemble them on shore to reveal their next destination.”
This challenge tests endurance and patience — the reef currents are brutal.
Highlights:
Blue glides like a machine through the water, finishing first.
Riggs panics when fish get too close: “It touched me! That thing touched me!”
Lexeyjanereal quietly crushes the challenge, overtaking Riggs mid-dive.
Ethanrocker1 loves it, shouting underwater through his snorkel.
Josh keeps yelling, “BROOO THIS IS LIKE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC!!”
Papa struggles to reassemble the puzzle, accidentally spelling “BELLYZ.”
NikW98 takes their time but stays methodical.
Order Leaving Roadblock:
Medusaluh & blue
Vans & lexeyjanereal
ScarletKing & Ethanrocker1
Riggs & biminibonboulash
Josh & cmgorilla
Paulette & nikw98
Rainolds & papa
🐍 DETOUR — “Caves” or “Creeks”
“Teams must choose between exploring the depths of Belize’s jungle or navigating its winding waterways.”
🪨 CAVES
Teams travel deep into a Mayan cave, searching for marked pottery pieces to match symbols and receive their next clue.
Dark, claustrophobic, lit only by torches.
ScarletKing & Ethanrocker1 power through this one; Scarlet’s flashlight dies but she keeps calm.
Ethan: “You’re insane.”
Scarlet: “Insanely focused.”
Riggs & biminibonboulash are dramatically terrified of bats.
Bimini: “I did not sign up for a haunted Airbnb.”
Riggs: “This is nature’s lawsuit.”
Paulette & nikw98 move quietly and respectfully, taking care not to damage artifacts — archaeologists applaud their composure.
Rainolds & papa waste 10 minutes arguing about whether they’ve seen that same stalagmite twice. They have.
🛶 CREEKS
Teams paddle down a winding jungle creek, collecting floating markers. Navigation and teamwork are key.
Vans & lexeyjanereal are clinical, using precise paddle timing — near perfect.
Medusaluh & blue move with eerie silence, somehow overtaking even skilled locals.
Josh & cmgorilla keep crashing into mangroves and nearly tip over twice.
Josh: “BRO I’M ROWING!”
Cm: “YOU’RE SPLASHING!”
⚠️ MID-LEG YIELD
At the next clue station, teams encounter a YIELD board.
Each team may choose to delay another by 10 minutes.
Riggs & biminibonboulash, still furious from Dubai, YIELD Vans & lexeyjanereal.
Lexey: “Of course it’s them.”
Vans: “It’s fine. We’ll see them at the mat.”
Riggs: “You’ll see us — from behind.”
Phil later says this was the most predictable yet entertaining use of a Yield all season.
🏁 PIT STOP — Xunantunich Ruins, Belize 🇧🇿
Teams climb the steep Mayan temple steps to the Pit Stop, surrounded by jungle mist and howler monkeys.
Pit Stop Order (Leg 9 — Belize, Central America):
🥇 Medusaluh & blue — fifth win of the season. Dominant.
Phil: “You two are redefining efficiency.”
Blue: “Redefining inevitability.”
ScarletKing & Ethanrocker1 — strong, united, thriving.
Riggs & biminibonboulash — dramatic, but fast.
Vans & lexeyjanereal — delayed by Yield, still recover well.
Josh & cmgorilla — soaked, exhausted, but thrilled.
Cm: “That was the hardest rowing of my life.”
Josh: “Worth it for the views and near-death experience.”
Paulette & nikw98 — calm and collected, arrive quietly.
💔 Rainolds & papa — last to arrive.
Phil: “Rainolds and Papa… you are the last team to arrive. I’m sorry to tell you that you’ve been eliminated from the race.”
Papa: “I’m gonna miss the snacks the most.”
Rainolds: “I’m gonna miss yelling at you about the snacks.”
They share a hug and wave goodbye, laughing.
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24th of October 2025