BADDIES Ratchet Reloaded Episode 1 “Who Touched My Edges?!”

BADDIES: Ratchet Reloaded — Episode 1 “Who Touched My Edges?!” CAST Kitchen cam shaking, pots clanking, “WHO USED MY EDGE CONTROL?!” Bxran in a bonnet, Wow Platinum in a robe with sunglasses, Naughty Nacho holding a ladle like a weapon. A cup flies (plastic, calm down), Death stands in the doorway like security who clocks out at 9. Freeze frame on harajuku yelling “NOT THE EDGES!” → 12 HOURS EARLIER. Move-In Madness WowPlatinum rolls in with three suitcases, a ring light, and a laminated list titled “Don’ts.” Don’t breathe near her makeup. Don’t touch her lashes. Don’t make eye contact before noon. brxan claims the biggest room: “Manifestation, baby.” Runaways tries to be neutral Switzerland and ends up bunking next to the drama border. Gagaluv walks in with a sequin duffel and a portable speaker blasting a remix of “You Tried It.” Frostbite sets her iced coffee on the marble like a territory flag. Kemi arrives with a clipboard: “House rules: label your food, label your wigs, label your intentions.” xcharliex is filming everything. “For the vlog, obviously.” sobriquet speaks in soft shade: “I love a fixer-upper… emotionally.” harajuku unpacks bows, says “Kawaii but chaotic.” juandav says he’s “low drama,” then steals the best mirror. NaughtyNacho wheels in a hot plate and a Costco bag of Takis. “I’m the chef and the problem.” Nikw98 just wants Wi-Fi and a charger. ICameron is already editing confessionals in the foyer like TMZ with a ring light. Death: silent, ominous, carrying nothing but a black duffel and authority. @TatyanaRun jogs through the living room in a two-piece set: “Cardio and chaos, let’s go.” Josh is zen until someone leaves a wet towel on his aura. AngiekStan sticks “ANGIEK APPROVED” stickers on the best bathroom shelf. First spark: Wow Platinum posts a whiteboard: “Master room = my room. Discuss feelings elsewhere.” Bxran: “Who died and made you Pottery Barn?” Death (confessional): “If they swing over a mattress, I’m not saving anyone’s lashes.” House Meeting (3:00) Kemi runs point: No hot plates in the glam room. No mystery guests until Episode 3. No lying… on camera. Off camera? “Use your spirit.” Naughty Nacho: “What about emotional support tequila?” Kemi: “Approved with a wristband.” Pavard tries being calm: “Let’s center ourselves.” Gagaluv: “I’m centered around mess.” Bathroom War (8:00) Five girls, one mirror, three edges at risk. harajuku’s glitter liner migrates onto Frostbite’s hoodie. Frostbite: “Now I sparkle against my will.” Wow Platinum: “It’s called branding, babe.” TatianaRun starts a “Who did it better?” poll for winged liner. xcharliex films. Bxran screams “NOT THE FENTY!” and that’s when someone “accidentally” elbows the edge control into the sink. Cue mini scuffle: lots of pointing, hands clapping on syllables, a sneaker slides off. Death separates them with one eyebrow. Josh sprays sage like Febreze. Room Assignments = Street Code (12:30) AngiekStan claims the balcony room using squatter’s rights and a pink throw blanket. Runaways proposes bunking pairs. juandav agrees—then swaps rooms mid-sentence. Bxran and Wow Platinum square up over closet space. Wow: “I hang couture, you hang delusion.” Bxran: “Delusion comes in a size you could never zip.” They get nose-to-nose; Pavard slides between like a calm traffic cone. First Outing: The Club Booking (16:00) Promoter texts: “Pull up, section ready.” ICameron yells “Content!” Nikw98 yells “Aux!” Gagaluv changes in the Uber. At the door, the list says: “Baddies + 5.” They brought 17. Kemi negotiates, Josh flirts with the bouncer’s conscience, Death just stares until two more wristbands appear out of fear. Inside: Naughty Nacho orders six trays of lemon pepper like it’s communion. harajuku starts a kawaii twerk that becomes a cultural event. xcharliex “accidentally” posts a story tagging the ex of someone present. TatianaRun does cardio in heels, laps the section twice. Gagaluv starts a chant: “WHO TIRED? NOT US!” Bxran and Wow do a fake truce selfie, both caption “She tried it.” The Pettiest Fight (21:30) Back at the house, Naughty Nacho discovers the hot fries are missing. Kemi opens an investigation like Law & Order: Snacks Unit. Clues: orange dust on xcharliex’s lip gloss, a receipt in Gagaluv’s bra, harajuku holding a chip like evidence. xcharliex: “I don’t steal. I curate.” Gagaluv: “If the bag was open, it was community property.” Bxran: “And yet the community is hungry.” Voices rise. A drink flies (again, plastic), Wow Platinum ducks and calls her lawyer (aka her Notes app). Death: “Everyone to their corners.” Josh: “Deep breaths, shallow reads.” Confessionals (rapid fire) Bxran: “I’m not fighting over chips, I’m fighting for respect… and chips.” Wow Platinum: “I’m above this—unless there’s lighting.” Naughty Nacho: “All I know is somebody chewed.” Kemi: “If I make a spreadsheet, will y’all behave?” Gagaluv: “I don’t do theft, I do taste tests.” Frostbite: “They’re hot fries. I’m colder.” harajuku: “Kawaii court is now in session.” Death: “I warned the glam room. Snacks are next.” TatianaRun: “If you sprint, you don’t snack. Cardi-no.” AngiekStan: “I stan drama I can watch sitting down.” Runaways: “I run from mess. It keeps pace.” juandav: “My mic picked up the crunch. That’s all I’m saying.” Nikw98: “1998 taught me: label your lunch.” ICameron: “This footage? Emmy for ‘Unnecessary.’” sobriquet: “In the beginning there was chaos, and it had orange fingers.” The Almost-Throwdown (28:00) Wow Platinum calls Bxran “Broke Beyoncé.” Bxran: “At least I’m booked Destiny.” They square up; Pavard whispers “breathe” like spellwork. Death steps forward. The room freezes. Even the air won’t move without permission. Kemi declares a House Tribunal: reimburse Naughty Nacho $6.49, community snack jar, and NO EDGES IN THE SINK. Violators owe one pair of lashes to harajuku. Everyone fake-agrees. Gagaluv hits play on a mess anthem. Peace for 37 seconds. Cliffhanger (31:00) Doorbell. Three knocks. ICameron: “We’re not expecting anyone.” Death opens the door to a silhouette with a rolling suitcase and a glittery baseball bat-shaped purse. Voice: “Hi babes. I heard y’all were hungry.” AngiekStan: “NOT HER.” To be continued…