Race Episode 7 - Cobra, Curry, and Chaos

flamecassideez 24th of October 2025

🏁 EPISODE 7 — “Cobra, Curry, and Chaos” 🇮🇳 9 Teams Remain Location: Jaipur, India ✈️ Route Info — “From Reggae to the Raj” “Fly to Jaipur, India — the Pink City!” Teams leave Montego Bay and fly to Delhi, connecting to Jaipur. The flights take nearly a full day, giving everyone time to cool off… or stew in resentment. ✈️ Flight A (arrives 3 hours earlier): Riggs & biminibonboulash Vans & lexeyjanereal Medusaluh & blue Josh & cmgorilla Rainolds & papa ✈️ Flight B (delayed): Paulette & nikw98 issyiss & crybabichi ScarletKing & Ethanrocker1 sobriquet & amandasings04 🛬 Arrival — “The Pink City Panic” Teams step out into a blur of tuk-tuks, honking horns, and heatwaves. Riggs & biminibonboulash immediately start posing with locals in bright fabrics. Bimini: “India matches our vibe — chaos and couture.” Vans & lexeyjanereal are laser-focused, ignoring everyone else. Vans: “We’re here to even the score.” Josh & cmgorilla cheer, “Curry time, bro!” while locals laugh. Medusaluh & blue say nothing. Just vanish into traffic. Rainolds & papa pray before hailing their tuk-tuk. Meanwhile, Flight B’s delay drives tension: ScarletKing & Ethanrocker1 worry they’re doomed. issyiss & crybabichi sing Bollywood songs to stay calm. sobriquet & amandasings04 harmonize their way through the airport crowd — it actually gets them faster service at customs. 🐍 ROADBLOCK — “Who Can Charm a Cobra?” At a small square outside the Hawa Mahal, one racer must learn to “charm” a cobra — not with real danger, but by matching notes on a flute to the trainer’s rhythm until the snake lifts its head. Highlights: Riggs slays it — literally performs with flair, earning cheers from locals. Lexeyjanereal struggles with the rhythm, nearly cries from frustration. Josh goes full goofy mode: “I’m basically a snake whisperer now!” Blue finishes eerily fast; even the trainer looks unsettled. Papa nails it with calm grace. Crybabichi gets too close to the snake and shrieks so loud that even the trainer jumps. Ethanrocker1 ends up performing “Seven Nation Army” instead of the flute tune — Scarlet is screaming laughing. AmandaSings04 breaks into song mid-performance — disqualified, has to restart. 🪶 DETOUR — “Spice It” or “Paint It” “Choose between identifying the right combination of spices or decorating an elephant for a royal procession.” 🌶️ Spice It: Teams go to Jaipur’s central market and identify 10 traditional Indian spices by smell and texture. 🐘 Paint It: Teams must paint elaborate patterns on an elephant using natural dyes and gold powder — artistic, but time-consuming. Spice It Highlights Vans & lexeyjanereal choose this — military precision. They ace it quickly, but tension brews. Lexey: “I said cumin, not coriander!” Vans: “Same difference.” Lexey: “It’s literally not.” Josh & cmgorilla laugh through it but struggle; Gorilla sneezes nonstop. Rainolds & papa are methodical and strong communicators — top 3 finish. Medusaluh & blue identify every spice instantly. People whisper they’re “witches.” Paint It Highlights Riggs & biminibonboulash immediately go for it. Riggs turns the elephant into a runway. Bimini: “If we don’t win this, at least we invented haute couture pachyderm.” issyiss & crybabichi have fun but spill half their paint; the elephant walks away mid-task. ScarletKing & Ethanrocker1 turn it into a chaotic mess of handprints and laughter. Paulette & nikw98 are slow but precise — elegant design. sobriquet & amandasings04 sing while painting — the elephant starts swaying along. ⚠️ DOUBLE U-TURN — “The Feud Boils Over” At the palace gates, teams find the Double U-Turn board. Two teams can choose to U-Turn another, forcing them to complete both Detours. Vans & lexeyjanereal don’t hesitate: Lexey: “We’re U-Turning Riggs & biminibonboulash.” Vans: “They’ve had it coming since Jamaica.” Riggs & biminibonboulash, arriving moments later, see their photo. Riggs (gasps): “They actually did it.” Bimini: “Oh darling, they want war? They just bought front-row seats.” And in a petty move of revenge— Riggs & biminibonboulash U-Turn issyiss & crybabichi, just for being the nearest photo. Issy: “We were collateral damage??” Crybabichi: “I hate being someone’s plot twist.” 💥 Traffic, Tears, and Tantrums The U-Turn chaos causes gridlock in the narrow Jaipur alleys. Riggs & biminibonboulash power through both Detours, covered in glitter and spice. issyiss & crybabichi break down crying during “Spice It” — literally sniffing turmeric in tears. Vans & lexeyjanereal act smug at the Pit Stop but can’t shake guilt later. Josh & cmgorilla nearly crash their tuk-tuk but recover laughing. Medusaluh & blue teleport emotionally through it all. ScarletKing & Ethanrocker1 joke they’ll “U-Turn the sun next.” 🏁 PIT STOP — Amer Fort, Jaipur 🇮🇳 Teams climb the massive fortress steps to find Phil overlooking the city. Pit Stop Order (Leg 7 — Jaipur, India): 🥇 Medusaluh & blue — unbeatable, emotionless dominance. Phil: “You’ve quietly been one of the strongest teams in race history.” Blue: “Quiet is the keyword.” Rainolds & papa — smooth and calm as always. Riggs & biminibonboulash — furious but fierce. Josh & cmgorilla — still high energy, now fan favorites. Paulette & nikw98 — steady and composed. Vans & lexeyjanereal — strong performance, but guilt lingers. sobriquet & amandasings04 — barely scrape through. ScarletKing & Ethanrocker1 — comedic messes but beloved. 💔 issyiss & crybabichi — eliminated due to the U-Turn. Issy: “We were just innocent side characters!” Crybabichi: “Yeah, and every good story needs heartbreak.” They leave with tears and laughter, waving goodbye in color-streaked clothes.
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OH yall lost the funny duo. issyiss we were robbed

By flamecrybabichi,

24th of October 2025