Race Tournament 2 Final Words: Aftermath

At the end of the day, we entered as 11 complete strangers with no benefits, but we ended the race as a family that will only speak to each other on one of the main holidays...probably St. Patrick's Day with the benefits of knowing where that body is... "Breathe in breathe out You keep me alive You are the fire burning inside of me You are my passion for life" AngieKStan aka Captain aka Joey Jay continues to lead more teams to victory in future Race Tournaments until the series gets shut down by rabid players. Then she sells her perfume line called Angie's Box with her tagline being "Wanna Smell My Box?" Muribolt aka Cirie went on to win that thing she kept on losing. She never told us what it was, but she won that dam thing and we are proud of her. Now she is shaking ass in clubs all across America because someone stole her passport. RobbieRiot aka Riot finally found Jesus after the Race but after going to church found a sexy man named Stan and left the church. We haven't heard from him yet, but on long quiet nights you hear Robbie yelling "DKJDLKFJLKDSK" in the moonlight right after we won the final leg in Deal. bigbryy99 aka The Secret Weapon became Angie's agent and help Angie booked some gigs after the events of RT2. One night Angie was busy with trade, Bry took the stage and killed it and now is on the stage. She may be headlining on a cruise to Alaska, but she will warm you up with her sexy number "Bang Bang Bang," the better version where we replace Nikki with Brookie. sobriquet aka The Fav Gamebot went back to their banking job in Hooker, Idaho after crunching the numbers to get us that win. Now they are the CTHEYO of a business that I don't know, but who care, they have money and we don't. They are currently working with Martha Stewart on securing a Cat Hammock deal that will hit store shelves this holiday season. Justini aka Sister finally reunited with Angie after being kidnapped in that Kovaze scheme that we can't talk about because of Australian law, but we can talk about how they were happy and had just started her new design business called Butter Design Delights. Support her or you hate everyone. I don't make this up, it's real. Jane: aka Kovaze's Bad Girl where after the Race she did get locked up for locking Cherry in a dumpster, but she was released on good behavior. Since then she has been good, but it seems that the people she has been around with have gone missing, but she is still good in my heart and 500 feet distance <3 Dimitra aka Miss PUSS! After filming Season 50 of Dimitra's Next Model All Stars 5 and accepting her 30th Emmy, she has dominated the entertainment world, but now she wants to settle things down and get into acting. She just booked her first acting gig in Bikini Slut President Saves the World. She will be playing as Bikini Slut President. I have a feeling it will win numerous awards this award season. Fiji aka DNTM Duo was recently doing modeling shoots and started her own modeling company called Ass Out Hearts In. She is an advocate for letting your ass out in photos and not shaming people for letting the cake be shown. Rumor has it, that Angie and Here will reuinite once again in the first photo of company called Ass Out Race Hard. Bubba aka Fashion Dall was booked and blessed! Recently engaged, she is preparing for the wedding of her dreams and everyone is invited...jk but that would have been a gag. You have to pay to get in. Weddings ain't cheap. Finally there is me and you might be wondering what has been going on with me....well if you haven't well I will tell anyway. I am still asleep. My doctor is concerned, but that is okay. We will forever be Team 9: The Kovaze Influencers, aka Team Slutz... well that is what I wanted to name us, but we wanted to be family-friendly, but for whom? MaxOra and Bagelita?) They feed their kids menthols and diet-whiskey, fuck that shit. Xoxo- Robin