That bitch blocked me then.
Gabs
ChatGPT, pretend I’m taking a bath in a bathtub and crop out the head, what kind of look are we serving?
Gabs
ChatGPT, pretend I’m taking a bath in a bathtub and crop out the head, what kind of look are we serving?
shrimp
inbred gay men with stunted maturity and you take it personal enough to neg i suggest you check ancestry.com pronto because it seems like you might be worried your parents once occupied the same womb not going to name names but this blog is about Jaded
honey
Is moving to groups, if you want to play sign up now - we are starting Sunday Night 🏆 Winner receives 2000 Koinz 🏆 Group : https://www.kovaze.com/group/3 Application : https://kovaze.com/group_thread/109 Former Artists : https://www.kovaze.com/group_thread/109
Dakota
remind me of my abusive dad and thats not even an exaggeration. Seek help!!!!!!!!!!!1
MarieEve
Shenellica
JOIN RACE A SKUNK SPRAYED OUTSIDE MY HOUSE im STUCK I CANT SMOKE MY BLUNT WITH BRENDA THE WORLD IS ALREADY SO HORRIBLE!
shrimp
the people on this website incessantly complain about how we don’t get updates and don’t have events and then the second either of those things happen there are 50 inbred gay men who stopped maturing at 16 threatening to send anthrax to various houses honestly half of y’all would be content to just spend the day chasing a laser pointer around your bedroom
Cherry
like mountain dew, but add fiber and make it classy <3
BRAT
Sin when am i getting private groups? i need to start production to my reality show... i want to post themes and topics and let them stay hidden from general public... pleaseeeeeee working on google drive has been a mortifying experience i'm on the verge of non-aliving myself :3 i love you thank you forgive me i'm sorry
Shenellica
Michael Jackson was innocent or guilty, and if so why?
VICTIM
Misinformation all the time
Holly
it's like an angel sighing
Sam
just told me to kill myself....
HELLO RACERS!!! We are super excited for a competitive weekend of Racing! 🏁 *Please be sure to join the official Kovaze Discord Server to keep up with the latest updates* Here are some rules you will need to know: 📆 Schedule Teams will be given a predetermined schedule with 11 timeslots. In each timeslot, you must assign 2 players to represent your team. It’s your responsibility as a team to assign 2 team members for each timeslot given. Everyone HAS to play exactly 2 races. Submit who’s playing in what game as soon as possible, so things can run smoothly. The team captain will submit the assignments privately. A schedule will be sent in your team chats for coordination. ⭐ Wildcard Your team will have ONE CHANCE to earn double points in the WILDCARD ROUND! Because every team can select ONE PAIR to be their WILDCARD. In the wildcard round, the points will be worth DOUBLE, so choose wisely 👀 🎯 Scoring Teams will receive points based on how you place in each game. The points will be distributed as follows for each game: 1st place: 12 points 2nd place: 10 points 3rd place: 8 points 4th place: 7 points 5th place: 6 points 6th place: 5 points 7th place: 4 points 8th place: 3 points 9th place: 2 points 10th place: 1 point 🏆 Winning Team At the end of the 10 Rounds Wildcard Round, points will be tallied, and a WINNING TEAM WILL BE CROWNED. 👑 🪙 Prizes 🥇 5000 Koins for each team member, an EXCLUSIVE Flame, and a Free EXCLUSIVE Varsity Jacket of your team color to show off your win! 🥈 3000 Koins for each team member 🥉 2000 Koins for each team member *Additional prizes will be provided for other placements* 🗓️RACE TOURNAMENT SCHEDUELE 🗓️ For every game, a set time has been given. Make sure both racers from your team are online 10 minutes beforehand so everything can run smoothly and we can start the game at the designated time. This schedule has been made to fit all timezones. We WILL NOT be adjusting any times. It’s your responsibility to show up and have 2 people of your team compete. Failure to show up means an automatic 10th place for your team. Make sure you submit a clear list of who on your team are competing in what game BEFOREHAND. Remember, everybody on your team has to play twice! Everything is translated to Kovaze Time: RACE TIMES Saturday GAME 1 - Saturday, April 25, 2026 4:00 PM (4pm KVT, 10pm GMT) GAME 2 - Saturday, April 25, 2026 6:00 PM (SAT 6pm KVT, SUN 12am GMT) GAME 3 - Saturday, April 25, 2026 8:00 PM (SAT 8pm KVT, SUN 2am GMT) GAME 4 - Saturday, April 25, 2026 10:00 PM(SAT 10pm KVT, SUN 4am GMT) Sunday GAME 5 - Sunday, April 26, 2026 8:00 AM (8am KVT, 2pm GMT) GAME 6 - Sunday, April 26, 2026 10:00 AM (10am KVT, 4pm GMT) GAME 7 - Sunday, April 26, 2026 11:30 AM (11:30am KVT, 5:30pm GMT) GAME 8 - Sunday, April 26, 2026 1:00 PM (1pm KVT, 7pm GMT) -- WILDCARD GAME GAME 9 - Sunday, April 26, 2026 2:30 PM (2:30pm KVT, 8:30pm GMT) GAME 10 - Sunday, April 26, 2026 4:00 PM (4pm KVT, 10pm GMT) GAME 11 -Sunday, April 26, 2026 7:00 PM (SUN 7pm KVT, MON 1am GMT) *PLEASE BE SURE TO JOIN THE OFFICIAL KOVAZE DISCORD SERVER IF YOU HAVE NOT YET* TEAM CAPTAINS & TEAMS: 1. Ralts023 GatoPisado Goomybear Glacier Mochalatte Akshar Cswaggerr MrsChloeKayCecci nick KnowUh Zedd 2. Connor style Tisha Chris Christos willcecci Sam Torimarie Peach adam Akshay 3. Lover daze Melodrama Manon Tusi BRAT laura carmencita Marquis Jack fanaticlegend 4. dino Minie kemi Cristi Benopolis amandasings AntonB VenusVafa Paul alicat Sapphire 5. JTee Sophie jadennator1 Jdaddy CalamityKnight PureEssence Dynasty bradi SirVivor RandyBandy Meredith25 6. NaughtyNacho Medusaluh Ivan Chase tide dakotamagic Rain Miami Smores dailyicon maxhilary 7. Evan notnicky333 IceBeast Britt guib hausofkimchi DBonee TheBreeze Josh inbadlands Druhhbby 8. Glaceon Nakime Mittens Frostbite brookie jake Gabs VICTIM Mackey MissChandler Kimmie 9. AngieKStan muribolt RobbieRIOT bigbryy99 sobriquet Justini Jane Dimitra Fiji Bubba NicoRobin 10. Dream jaded KaliMinaj Marwane Tatum Yeehaw Bowler23 Womanizer honey drewmeliabedelia Jack_o_lantern
Felicity
I just weighed in at 198lbs and it’s the first time in I don’t know how long that I’ve seen that first digit be a 1. I’ve been very self conscious about my weight for my entire life and I was 260 this time last year so I’ve lost just over 60 pounds since then. I wasn’t really noticing it until looking at old pictures of myself from last year and then hearing all compliments from others people in my life. It’s such a nice feeling. I’ve also been loving going to the gym more and more and I would love to get toned and look better sculpted one day. Anyway, humble brag but I just saw that I was under 200 pounds and I don’t know when the last time is I was so I needed to blog about it 😍
melanie
The first game of the race tournament has concluded! Thank you all for showing up and making things run so smoothly:) THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN AND IM LOOKING FORWARD TO MORE! 1st: Team 4 (Cristi and dino) - 12 pts 2nd: Team 7 (hausofkimchi and Josh) - 10 pts 3rd: Team 8 (Gabs & Kimmie) - 8 pts 4th: Team 9 (AngieKStan & Dimitra) - 7 pts 5th: Team 6 (maxhilary & Medusaluh) - 6 pts 6th: Team 3 (Lover & Marquis) - 5 pts 7th: Team 2 (Adam & torimarie) - 4 pts 8th: Team 1 (Mochalatte & Ralts023) - 3 pts 9th: Team 10 (DrewmeliaBedelia & Yeehaw) - 2 pts 10th: Team 5 (Dynasty & Sophie) - 1 pt Congratulations to dino and Cristi for winning the first race tournament game for Team 4!
Episode 1: The Girl Who Yelled AAAAAAA👠 #Race Dimitra: "AAAAAAAA👠" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AngieKStan: are non elims a thing in this AngieKStan: asking bc im scared of torimarie Torimarie: LMAOO you should be. MOMENTS LATER Team 2 (Torimarie) you are the last to arrive and have been eliminated from the race. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AngieKStan: but I thought team9 was the weakest team... MOMENTS LATER Team 9 - AngieKStan & Dimitra: 378912 (it was a luck comp, but who cares Sally) Team 7 - hausofkimchi & Josh: 375924 Team 8 - Gabs & Kimmie: 329834 Team 4 - Cristi & dino: 307525 Team 6 - maxhilary & Medusaluh: 147216 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Episode 2: Mocha Delayed the Race Mochalatte: Yall imctfu my score saved 0 im not kidding its over. Fiji: i-so who is gunna be bubbles partner Fiji: LMAO Mochalatte: GOODBYE RACE TORUENAMENT (proceeds to strip naked, but then puts clothes on later once things gets fixed) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mochalatte: Tysm poof for rigging me in I love a good bbcan ass interference ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Poof: Unfortunately Benopolis & Bagelita, you are the last to arrive. You have won 1 point for your team. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- brookie: my teammate (Mittens) is throwing bc he needs to poop... CRAZY !!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Team 3 (daze & laura you are the last to arrive and have been eliminated from the race. Chris: woah that elim Brookie: THE AUDIBLE GASP AND "DAZE GOT OUT" FROM MY PARTNER JUST FUCKING SENT ME LMAOOO jadennator1: LMAO me and chris also gasped ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- muribolt: its over Fiji: *wipes tear* (insert Team 9 gif that I posted already) Team 8 - brookie & Mittens: 242 Team 2 - Chris & style: 215 Team 9 - Fiji & muribolt: 212 Team 5 - jadennator1 & Sophie: 212 Fiji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (surviving the tie) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brookie: LUCKY DROP CAN EAT ASS! (intel reports told me that was the final leg challenge. Don't have intel if it wants to eat ass or not). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EPISODE 3: COMING SOON EPISODE 4: COMING SOON
koolness234
Sin you owe me 2000 Koinz for Celebs 8. I love you and hope you are having a great month of April. [REDACTED] was 100% of predator.
AngieKStan
A fierce group of women who stand in their truth. These girls are KOVAZE INFLUENCERS and Stars. muribolt - Cirie. 3x AngieKStan's The Challenge Champion. She knows her way around these new games. RobbieRIOT - I know Robbie doesn't play about a Race. I figured this could be a chance to reconnect Our Outcasted Final 3. bigbryy99 - The secret weapon. A strong competitor and X Factor for the team that I simply could not throw away. sobriquet - Former #1 Kovaze and host of SCBB. An OG and my favorite type of gamebot. A must pick for my team. Justini - My Sister. I took risks not picking her earlier, but thankfully you are here amongst legends. Jane - Kovaze Bad Girl. Queen of Holey and sister of mine. Dimitra - I mean hello? She was always going to be on the KOVAZE INFLUENCER team. Fiji - My DNTM challenge winning duo. In race though... I picked you because you're a sister. Eve is going to do her big one. Bubba - Fashion doll. You are underestimated I know you will give it your all. NicoRobin - We needed to embrace the camp. You will get along well with all of the divas on the team.
shrimp
the people on this website incessantly complain about how we don’t get updates and don’t have events and then the second either of those things happen there are 50 inbred gay men who stopped maturing at 16 threatening to send anthrax to various houses honestly half of y’all would be content to just spend the day chasing a laser pointer around your bedroom
in my life like jaded going around attacking hosts who are just trying to run a game idk, why dont you talk to them respectfully rather than acting like an asshole
AngieKStan
I'm obsessed with me as much as you Say you'd die for me, I'd die for me too And if I lost you, I'd still have me, I can't lose When you say that you're obsessed with me, me too Gif Creds Team 9 Media Coordinator Fiji
Dakota
we get events back for literally 1 day and yall prove why you don't deserve them immediately like you aren't human you're fucking animals lmao. This community is so fucked. CHECK OUT ASBB2 CAST: https://www.kovaze.com/blog/115470
Coming in May. #ASBB2 #Teaser #ExpectTheUnexpected Bigbryy99 Benopolis Glitter Bunny DK Tisha Jaded Cristi Hwest14 Nick Gabs Batya MaxOra LeQuishaQ NaughtyNacho JennaMarbles Sam Nenalala Casting Directors: Amanda, Glaceon, o_o Janeisha: AngieKStan Executive Producer: Bagel Also on S2 production: Sobriquet ......Let the #ASBB2 pre-season begin. And don't miss the explosive ASBB1 finale coming later this week! https://discord.gg/ATWyS4DT
Mochalatte
For the race tournament are literally the underdogs. “How were the captains picked?” I mean let’s see….5 members of the fam (BORING!), 2 members of Dino’s clique (PREDICTABLE!), a Royale serial killer (probably has beef with half his team PFFFFT!), a blog mogul (is she even good at comps? GET LOST!) and little miss lowkey ralts023 who lurks in the Kovaze shadows and is silent but DEADLY. No famous cliques (nepotism), no gimmicks, no bullshit. Ralts023 got here based on hard work and grit!!!!!! And she is going to pounce on the necks of these hoes. You bitches can’t even spell Ralts. Not only is she underrated, she has proven by picking this team that she PAYS ATTENTION. She knows the ins and outs of these girls statistics and was crunching numbers for DAYSSSS making sure her team had that cherry on top. We now stand with a stunning team of 10 (well….9.5….one of our members is MIA) gorgeous faces and fierce competitors. we are here to prove that we’re team #1 for a reason and that pretty girls can be smart too!!! GO PINK VELVET!! ralts023 nick akshar goomybear cswaggerr mrschloekaycecci knowuh gatopisado glacier zedd (kinda) And mwah of course 💋 💋
Poof