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Race Episode 5 - Treachery in Tuscany
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๐ EPISODE 5 โ โTreachery in Tuscanyโ
Location: Florence, Italy ๐ฎ๐น
10 Teams Remain
(This will be the seasonโs first non-elimination leg.)
โ๏ธ Route Info โ Fly to Florence, Italy ๐ฎ๐น
Teams leave the Swiss Alps with their next clue:
โFly to Florence, Italy โ the birthplace of the Renaissance.โ
Two available flights from Zurich to Florence, creating an early split.
โ๏ธ Flight A (arrives first):
Riggs & biminibonboulash
DOOM & LEXEY
Josh & cmgorilla
Medusaluh & blue
Paulette & Nikky
โ๏ธ Flight B (arrives 90 minutes later):
issyiss & crybabichi
Justini & Buffy
Rainolds & papa
sobriquet & amandasings04
Ravenheart & Ethanrocker1
๐ซ Airport & Train to Florence โ โA Renaissance of Rivalriesโ
Riggs & biminibonboulash and DOOM & LEXEY immediately lock eyes at baggage claim โ cold silence.
Riggs: โOh look, our biggest fans.โ
Lexey: โDonโt talk to us until you win something without shaving your head.โ
Josh & cmgorilla play peacekeepers: โLetโs keep it fun, yโall!โ
Riggs (to camera): โFun? This is art, darling. And revenge is an art.โ
issyiss & crybabichi, arriving later, decide to stay upbeat. Crybabichi: โItaly means carbs. Thatโs a win.โ
Medusaluh & blue sit wordlessly again โ multiple teams whisper that they โmight be vampires.โ
๐จ ROADBLOCK โ โWho Can See the Detail?โ
At the Uffizi Gallery, one member must memorize the placement of 15 details from Botticelliโs The Birth of Venus and recreate the pattern using provided pieces in a replica frame.
Highlights:
LEXEY is a machine โ perfect memory, first out.
Riggs overanalyzes, swaps tiles dramatically (โSheโs missing a shell!โ), costing time.
Josh methodical, finishes in top three.
Medusaluh nails it instantly.
Buffy keeps shouting โHer hair goes this way!โ as Justini tries to help from the sidelines โ not allowed.
Crybabichi accidentally assembles a version where Venus is sideways โ Issy laughs until she cries.
Ethanrocker1 intentionally places tiles wrong to create โpunk Venus.โ The judge: โThis isโฆ incorrect.โ
๐ DETOUR โ โFrame Itโ or โFlame Itโ
โChoose between restoring beauty or cooking with passion.โ
๐ผ๏ธ Frame It: Teams head to an artisan workshop to restore a wooden Renaissance picture frame using gold leaf and polish.
๐ Flame It: Teams must cook an authentic Italian pasta dish โ from scratch โ under a chefโs supervision.
Frame It Highlights
Medusaluh & blue breeze through in total silence. The artisan whispers, โTerrifyingly precise.โ
Riggs & biminibonboulash start dramatically โ โWe were born for gold leaf!โ โ but smear polish everywhere, needing two retries.
Paulette & Nikky nail it cleanly and quietly, no errors.
Josh & cmgorilla do well despite Gorilla accidentally gluing his glove to the frame.
Flame It Highlights
DOOM & LEXEY cook flawlessly, producing perfect pasta; the chef calls it โmilitary-level discipline.โ
issyiss & crybabichi argue about seasoning (โYouโre making soup, not sauce!โ) but charm the chef enough to pass.
Justini & Buffy are a chaos kitchen โ Buffy improvises garlic hearts in the pasta, which the chef calls โoddly sweet but edible.โ
sobriquet & amandasings04 sing โThatโs Amoreโ during cooking โ the chef cries laughing.
Ravenheart & Ethanrocker1 burn their sauce three times and argue loudly about whose fault it was.
Rainolds & papa calmly make a hearty pasta and even serve Phil some at the Pit Stop later.
๐ฅ Drama Peaks โ โThe Piazza Showdownโ
In Florenceโs Piazza della Signoria, teams converge to grab taxis to the Pit Stop.
Riggs & biminibonboulash and DOOM & LEXEY reach for the same cab.
Vans: โWe were here first!โ
Riggs: โThen why are you behind us, sweetie?โ
Lexey: โKeep that energy for the mat when youโre second again.โ
They literally end up in separate cabs side-by-side, glaring through the windows the whole ride.
issyiss & crybabichi are laughing too hard at the chaos to even notice their driver went the wrong way.
sobriquet & amandasings04 serenade traffic police to get waved through โ it works.
๐ PIT STOP โ Ponte Vecchio Bridge, Florence
Phil stands under the sunset on the ancient bridge, ready to greet teams.
Pit Stop Order (Leg 5 โ Florence, Italy):
๐ฅ DOOM & LEXEY โ pure focus, flawless pasta, and a much-needed win.
Phil: โAfter a rocky leg in Switzerland, youโre back on top.โ
Lexey: โWe told you weโd bounce back.โ
Vans: โAnd thatโs how you cook revenge.โ
Medusaluh & blue โ silent, cold, unstoppable.
Josh & cmgorilla โ consistent, energetic, funny.
Paulette & Nikky โ quiet masters of calm.
Riggs & biminibonboulash โ their glittered frame cracked slightly, costing time.
issyiss & crybabichi โ slightly lost but still upbeat.
Rainolds & papa โ comforting steady presence.
Justini & Buffy โ chaotic energy keeps them alive.
sobriquet & amandasings04 โ voice hoarse but hearts full.
Ravenheart & Ethanrocker1 โ exhausted, covered in sauce, assuming theyโre out.
๐ Phil: โThis is a non-elimination leg.โ
Scarlet gasps, Ethan laughs in disbelief.
Phil: โYouโre still in the race โ but next leg, youโll face a Speed Bump.โ
Cue them hugging, half-laughing, half-crying in relief.
7 votes, 22 points
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and thatโs how you cook revenge
Her hair goes this way!
bruh we are fucking cookin