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Comps and replace them with crapshoot bullshit. These "rotations" get worse and worse everytime

My farts defy gravity

MotherFart      ❤ 23    ▲1

how about that isaac xoxox

Sir Isaac Newton

lolicapolica      ❤ 30    ▲2

invented gravity dadddddddddddd

I need a break from editing fucking shoes, so I'm going to critique the photos from the current photoshoot from #DNTM2. I love this theme. I hate the Bachelor/Bachelorette in general, but love the theme, so I can't wait to see what is in store. Here is my opinion as an alumni who gives constructive feedback and is not being an asshole (hopefully) just because. You can't learn from just being plain rude :) Prompt: Confident with 3 men competing for her attention. Needs tension, seduction, and mystery in her final choice. Besides critiquing, I'm also going to give a short recap on how your season went in this fan fiction Bachelortette season you were in. Check the photos here :) https://kovaze.com/group_thread/82 ______________________________________________________________ Maris: I like the pose. I sense the seduction. We can remove the men honestly which I think could be a concern in the judging of this since I think that should be an element for this photo. You seem to be interested in them, but you could be thinking about cheese or taking a nap. The guy in the back looks like he is about to pinch you, which if you are into that stuff, more power to you. I think this is good, but could be better with the additional elements required for the prompt. Season Recap: Your season probably starts off where you are excited looking for love, but realize all of these men are fucking disgusting and you can't eliminate them all so you the rest of the season is you just ripping them a new one and the fans love it except the FB Moms who are literarlly in cardiac arrest because you eliminated Nathan, the hunky Chrsitian Football Coach that saved a bus filled with kittens that he caused in the first placed, but Nathan could do no harm. Jane: I really love this. Your pose brings so much mystery, and the blank, but red background is perfect for a promo for the Season Finale, where it will say "Who Will Jane Choose?" Very elegant, and honestly, you look so pretty in this. This is my favorite photo of you so far BUT I have to make some notes on the choices with the men which I think the times I have looked at your photos the little details hold you back a bit (IN MY OPINION!!!!!). The men sitting around are an interesting choice, and I think it would work better if it didn't look like they were in kindergarten, sitting on the rug, holding hands, and learning how to burn a witch (the education system these days). It seems a bit silly. They may not be doing that, but perspective is a key thing and that is what I see from it. Also, the guy whose back is against us. I think he should be on the opposite side, looking up at you cause right now it looks like he is looking at your ass...which is fine but ruins the illusion. Maybe have the guys' faces on picture frames, or keep the triangle you had but with the guys in different positions? Those were just the two things that caught me off guard, but besides that, I really love this photo. Season Recap: Your season is set in Disney because ABC got Disney money so it is like prince this and princess that shit and you look so magical. Season goes well until the final 3 men decide to leave you and become a thropple...on the bright side Disney supports the gays by airing it. It was either that or say the men decide to leave the competition for "creative differences". Cristi: I know you are on a murdering spree in Royale, so please don't add me to that list even though I am not playing, but I am a bit of a fan of this photo. It is giving sitcom vibes rather than The Final Rose. I just see the three guys and you saying, "Aw, shucks, I don't know who to choose," and then you wink at the audience because we know who it is since the first episode. I do love the background because I think a romantic setting for the final is great decision and you look wonderful, but I think a bit more serious in this case would have helped. Plus, some minor details threw things off between the prompt and just the photo. For the photo, I see the guy on the right holding an invisible cup. It is giving a community theatre performer who forgot his prop so he is pretending he has a cup vibes. Plus, we are supposed to have a mystery of who gets the rose, but I think we all know who you pick. Also, the guy in the back is definitely looking at your boobs....pervert. I think the imaginary cup guy, too. You have great ideas, it is just the executions aren't hitting the bullseye, which hopefully you will get there because if you do keep up the momentum, you will have a great journey. Season Recap: Your season gets really hot and steamy and that isn't because there were technical issues with the hot tubs. The producers had to tone done the final cut of the season by a lot, but there is unrated versions of your season being sold. The man you chose was happy for about 20 mins, but then you got bored and left him for the hotel concierge named Frank. lLuckygc : This is fine, but I think this feels a bit safe. I think it meets the requirements. Rose: Check Three Men: Check Tension, Seduction, Mystery: Eh.... I like the pose and everything, but it is safe and with this many people left, I think it is fine. If it was like final 6 or something, it would not be. Not a fan of the three men being literal clones. Yes, you can say triplets, but that is just lazy. Season Recap: A typical season. Nothing too scandalous. You find the love. You break up. You end up on the spin-off. BRAT: This is a different route, and I like it. The pose is simple, but the way you are presenting yourself, holding the rose, and the cigarette help sell it. I wish the other two men were doing something else besides lighting the cigarette...that is already lit. Maybe one pouring a drink, another fanning you, spraying perfume, prepping you with a new cigarette, holding the butts from the cigarette, etc. I get the vision you are presenting, and I just think all of them should be doing something different that would make sense. I'm a details gal <3 Besides that, this is a good photo. Season Recap: You pick all three men because they are your personal playthings, and you don't care if production yelled at you for not picking one; this is your life, not theirs. Now you have three bitch boys that follow your every move. Medusaluh: In a perfect world, this would be a great shot...but not this shot. If we removed everything around you, I think we could have worked with something here. The New York setting is nice, but I think nighttime would be better. I do like the signs as a touch with the messages, but I think it should have had more of the mystery of who you would pick. The three men are giving AI Brainrot video vibes with their facial expressions, and they all look the same, which I am not a fan of. Now, if I were not thinking of that, the image looks like you are picking us instead of them, and they are upset, but still their reaction needs to be a bit more realistic. Besides all of that, I do like the pose and something about the fisheye camera snap (I think that is called), I do enjoy it, it is just the stuff around it that really throws things off. Season Recap: You realize by the end of the season that men are ickky and date women because men suck. Sprite: It is giving "Paint me like one of your Kovaze Girls" vibes. There is a lot of mystery because I don't know what is happening. Are you picking someone from the three or are the two guys next to part of a trio and the third guy just finished painting you, and the trio is like ooo and ahh??? Why are you tickling your painting's chin? Are you in love with yourself cause there are like 500 million pictures of you (okay, like 10, but that is a fucking a lot). Is this a given Bachelorette fantasy or more American Horror Story? I like this but when I think of the prompt, does it scream The Final Rose? Now I will be angry with Old Man Jenkins about the men being the same. I know it is only two, but the third one is probs the same as well. Besides that, I love the pose, and it is a piece I think I could look at more and more and find more details about it (good ones). If this was a general photo with no theme, TOP PHOTO but with a theme/prompt, I am a bit torn. Season Recap: The whole season is spent finding you. You were playing a long-ass game of hide-and-go-seek with the men, self-eliminating themselves. MissKant: First, BRAT this is what I meant with the cigarette thing. Okay back to MissKant. Your image looks like it is in the same home as Sprite's with the aesthetic and everything. For a hot second, I thought Dimitra posted an alt version of Sprite's photos. The pose is very well, and with the help of the men, it adds that additional touch (some pun intended) to it. I appreciate how each of the guys is doing something different to get your attention, but you are still giving us attention. I think leg touching or tie pulling, man is the winner. Lighter man seems bleh. The lighting is nice, and I like the aura shine that you brought as well. The only big complaint I have, which I have been telling everyone, is the men. All three are the same. I think one might have a different hair color, but still the same. You could have changed them up a bit. Season Recap: Your season started off rough. There was a GAY SCANDAL. Two of the men were doing butt stuff on the first night. Quite the scandal. Furious, you said, "If any of you are into butt stuff, you need to leave," and half the cast left, but their butt stuff was just butt stuff, while the butt stuff we caught was other things that I can't say. Then the rest of the season was just awkward and you forced the crew to not show any butt on the camera. The irony was that your season aired during Pride Month. GatoPisado: Just like with lucky, this is fine. I think you could have played a bit more with the prompt and had more fun. I do think it is cute that you are lying on top of the men. I wish I could do that, but that involves finding three men to be attracted to me and not attracted to each other...the setting is giving Meeting in the Ladies Room, and you are about to do some non-Christian Woman things there, which is perfectly fine. I do not slut/whore shame in my blogs. I am only inferring this cause of the purse on the countertop. Something about the lighting I am not a fan of. Maybe it is too bright or just not fitting with the image. Dim it a bit. Also, again, the men are very clonish. They may have some different outfits, and the middle one seems a bit different by a touch, but still clonish. Season Recap: You found love and was happy. Like it was a good season somehow cause the last four seasons were train wrecks...like there was actually a train wreck in one of the seasons. Nobody was injured but the budget. KaliMinaj: This is nice. When I first saw it, it was giving TV Drama vibes with the motel background and your pose. It is a bit hard to see the rose, and the three guys seem to be in their own realm. One is praying, which may be praying to get picked. Another is giving a pose, like trying to calm the situation. Is he trying to calm you? The other...idk what he is doing. Must be a pretty boy privilege where he could do no harm. The more I look at the pose, the more I think it is fine, but it needs to be somewhere else, like maybe on a couch or a bed. I just feel like the floor isn't the best spot for it. Besides that, nice job. Oh and 2 out of the 3 men give clonish vibes and no twins twist. We aren't on MTV. Season Recap: Due to budget cuts from Gato's season, the entire season was filmed from a motel. Best move ever. From dealing with the nasty bugs, to the stale food, and the pool that was filled with bleach instead of water. You may not have found love, but you survived that hotel. Antog: I love the pose, especially with the finger on the mouth. It is giving. Who is Antog's Bachelor? Only she can tell. I love the light above you, with the flower petals falling. Sasha Velor who??? The men all over you like me on a rotisserie chicken, YES! This is very great but I have some small things that would make this perfect FOR ME! I wish some of the petals were in front of you. Not to cover you but just a couple. Different men. Tired of this triplet clone twist. I know one has a different shave than the other, but still. WHERE ARE THE NAILS??? Instant DQ! That is like leaving your house without your head. You need the nails. Besides that, great job! Season Recap: Amazing season. Each elimination was heartbreaking. One guy left his wife to be on here. There was a surprise where the camera operator was like I love you and joined the competition. Production planted a house fire in the mansion and all the men did what they could to save your life and only TWO were in the hospital. In the end, the man you chose declined to be with you, so they gave you another season, which is currently in production. Also Traitors is calling you. akaliuchis: This is very similar to Antog's photo, but it looks like a prototype version of it from before we got the final version. I think there needs to be more lighting in the photo because there are so many dark colors, and we want to see their full potential. The back leg is kind of awkward in the pose. I do like how you turned the front leg, though. I do enjoy the smell of the rose; it is a nice touch. I am having trouble giving a full critique because I keep thinking of Antog, which makes it worse, as your photo is placed right after theirs. Also, the clone of men. Season Recap: Your season was fine, but you it took you 5 episodes to decide a winner between the finalists. People were annoyed but ABC didn't care cause they got the money. Eventually, you chose someone you eliminated in Week 1 because you said, "We had the connection, but I just needed to know." It was so confusing, but I just read the recap, so I didn't waste time watching it. manyomash: I really enjoy this! The masquerade style is elegant and provides a nice style/theme for a final rose ceremony. Yeah, you just added a mask, but hey, one little accessory can make a change. I love the outfit and the way it looks, which makes it seem like you are being lifted, and I wish your back leg were hidden to help with that illusion, because from a quick glance, you are, but we see you aren't (I wish you were lifted). You seem to be enjoying this and this is a night that you don't want to end and you wish you could pick all three (just do it). Part of me wished you gave the men different color masks to differentiate from you, like maybe red ones, but that is just a me thing, but I love them. Oh clone alert. Good job! Season Recap: The theme for the season was Summer of Secrets. Each man had a secret that, once you eliminated them, their secret was revealed. Some revealed that they were into roleplay, wrestling with piggies, and even going to sleep to old ladies yelling for their husbands to come home for dinner. You picked someone whose secret was that they were Hannah Montana, which was a shock because you were also Hannah Montana. TREND ALERT: IDENTICAL TWINS & TRIPLETS _____________________________________________________________________________________________ Rankings: 1st: Antog 2nd: Jane 3rd: Sprite 4th: BRAT 5th: ManyoMash 6th: MissKant 7th: KaliMinaj 8th: Maris 9th: Gato 10th: Lucky 11th: Akaliuchis 12th: Cristi 13th: Medusaluh

ASBB1 WEEK 5 NOMINATIONS

Amandasings04      ❤ 87    ▲2

PREVIOUSLY ON AMANDASINGS BIG BROTHER..... This week, AngieKStan surprised the houseguests by revealing that the week would begin with a visit to her Box. After Dakota spammed half the website and threatened Luxray multiple times, Dakota (with help from angel sobriquet) successfully accessed Angie's Box. Her reward was attending THE BENOPOLIS BANQUET with her fellow Purple floor mates. The Purple floor was delighted to find out they were all SAFE from eviction this week! At The Benopolis Banquet, the Purple houseguests got to decide what to wear, what to order, and where to sit. As they dressed in fabulous purple gowns and drank tequila shots, none of the houseguests noticed that the Banquet Host, Benopolis, snuck a special surprise into a pre-determined random item. The Purple floor celebrated their safety as they watched their Pink housemates compete in THE PINK PURGE. (Photo by Kodua. From left to right: MrsChloeKayCecci, Kodua, Dakota, Benopolis, Lolicapolica and LPJ, Biancabae, Dimitra) The Pink houseguests competed in the PINK PURGE: a normal round of Big Brother between only the 6 of them. The Witches Glinda and Elphaba won their first competition of the season in the CODEBREAKERDLE HOH, where the houseguests played 5 rounds of Codebreaker that were scored like Wordle. After some deliberation, The Witches nominated Itsamodernlife and SummerMariah. Modern was blindsided by his nomination as he felt very tight with Glinda. He considered nominating The Witches over sobriquet on his Week 3 HOH and felt betrayed. Elphaba flew into the nomination ceremony on her broomstick, exclaiming, "[INAUDIBLE] YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS REALLY GOING ON, MODERN? CHECK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDS LIST HOE. I DIDN'T HIDE ON YOUR LIST... YOU GOTTA GO! BYE! PRE-JURY, HOE!" (Photo by Kodua) Modern and The Witches argued over whether Modern's nomination was valid as the other Pink houseguests (Envious Cleiton14 and Torimarie) began to participate in the POWER OF VETO competition. EDIT: After some investigation, Glinda found out that Elphaba IS, in fact, hiding on Modern's friends list. On page 5 of 7. WHO WILL WIN THE POWER OF VETO? AND WILL IT BE USED TO SAVE EITHER MODERN OR SUMMERMARIAH? THEN.... TUNE IN FOR A LIVE EVICTION, WHERE ONE PINK HOUSEGUEST WILL FALL VICTIM TO THE PINK PURGE. AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE BENOPOLIS BANQUET? FIND OUT LIVE... ON AMANDASINGS04 BIG BROTHER #ASBB1 Follow along in the Viewer's Lounge! https://discord.gg/Cw7skKHp

Stupid bitch

SirVivor      ❤ 64    ▲6

Mackey Last thing I told you was to find a dictionary cause you can't get past the childlike insults, and your vocabulary seems to be on a fourth grader level, and you are out here calling me a mental patient, depressed, and that I need to be on medication LMAOOOO I mean if it concerns you, you are objectively not wrong because I am actively seeking therapy as we speak, and I am getting help for my issues but like uhhh... are you? Have you discovered your issues diva?

124 more eggs

Glinda      ❤ 20    ▲0

and i can stop hunting for good!

a blog i made about you maybe find a therapist or some antidepressants idk?? leave me alone creep sirvivor all this bc i killed you in royale fucking skank

abs out

bim      ❤ 5    ▲0

My experience in Royale

Nenalala      ❤ -19    ▲3

I've only played two games and I didn't like either of them, because Airi is always bothering me or not letting me play. She's always attacking me and won't let me play anything, and she auto-clicks every second she sees me. I'm getting a little tired of this kind of harassment and I hope auto-clicking isn't allowed for people who are addicted and have millions of games under their belts.

Episode 1: dino Selects Golden Star Episode 2: death_metal is eliminated against Angelbaby247 Episode 3: Meredith25 is eliminated against Akshar Episode 4: TheGoldenGod is eliminated against MrsChloeKayCecci Episode 5: Angelbaby247 is eliminated against MrsChloeKayCecci Episode 6: Josh is eliminated against Akshar Episode 7: MrsChloeKayCecci is eliminated against laura Episode 8: Akshar is eliminated against BIGBRYY99 Episode 9: laura is eliminated against dino Finale Part 1: Dream is eliminated against BIGBRYY99 Finale Part 2: BIGBRYY99 is the Winner of Arena against Runner-Up dino

22x arena winner

BIGBRYY99      ❤ 33    ▲1

Tysm for all the help <3 Dream

Who wants cow's milk?

Gabbes      ❤ 30    ▲4

Who wants cow's milk?

Can someone be so kind

Bosslady1981      ❤ 22    ▲0

And gift me........ I will return the favor xoxo

TOP BLOGS

Waiting game

honey      ❤ 302    ▲10

Just wanted to give another update. Sorry for all the heavy posts lately, typing this out is kind of how I’m getting through it right now. Right now we’re basically just waiting. My mom had a heart attack and multiple strokes, and neuro and the other teams just want to see how she is if she wakes up. They’re giving her blood thinners, so we’ll know more day by day, which honestly feels like the worst kind of news. I hate just sitting in anticipation. They put a feeding tube in today, and had to get an IV specialist because her IVs keep blowing. It’s just… not looking great, but I’m trying to stay positive. It’s just really hard. I keep replaying everything in my head too. My mom has always been kind of dramatic, and it’s not out of character for her to not answer or do things that end up needing someone, usually my dad, to step in and “save” the situation. So when she didn’t answer, it didn’t immediately feel like an emergency. I stayed and finished a race before going to check on her. And now I can’t stop thinking about it. Like what if I had gone 20 minutes sooner. I know I can’t change it, but it’s going to haunt me for a long time.

PYN for a combined rate (1-10)

skinny      ❤ 276    ▲24

from tisha, lolicapolica, luxray and i space - 7.7 o_o - 8.2 nicorobin - 7.5 MrsChloeKayCecci - 8.5 (luxray brought it down) Justini - 7.3 torimarie - 8.7 (tisha had some strong words) marieeve - 7.0

The first step

itsamodernlife      ❤ 262    ▲18

to walking on the right path is to leave things holding you back behind. I'm going to take that first step by spending less time on here; this just isn't what I need right now, even if it's what I want. I'll be back soon... but hopefully not too soon.

i feel bad

o_o      ❤ 235    ▲11

for the 9 guys on the site trying to date lover cuz none of them are 40 years old with a wife and kids so they dont rly have a chance

you can neg my blog

shrimp      ❤ 226    ▲10

i still fucked your dad in both the ass and mouth in that order

idk

hwest14      ❤ 192    ▲4

royale used to be my favorite game mode, it's not really fun anymore edit this isn't @ anyone I just feel like now it's just a battle of who can make the best case to be given the win I think the next time im playing is winners at war LOL because you're almost boxed out of winning if you already won and you are like made to feel guilty for killing ppl now idk i think my hate blog era rly got to me like is this rly worth it idk i feel like nina when she wanted that trip to the bahamas like i have no shot of winning

PYN

Mp231      ❤ 190    ▲22

and ill give my very honest opinion of you :) MarieEve: you seem nice idk unfortunate: your username is unfortunate XD yeehaw: idk you Medusaluh: mother i live for you Graf: i need you to save me in arena Space: i wish you werent colorblind... also i do like to neg your blogs im sorry Ethan: youre the 11th funniest user here luxray: I thought you and rain were cis women when I joined first but ily o_o: idk you but everyone is ready to slob on your knob so you must be cool idk... also its a little weird to never play games on a gaming site but to each of their own! I support it! YanderTron21: i think you said you remember me from Tengaged but i have no memory of that... youd have to show me pictures cause idk honey: my royale savior ily Mochalatte: idk you Cristi: i think you like me but ive seen you fly off the handle at other users and that has me afriad i might one day be a #victim joeburrow: i live in Cincinnati and although idc about joe burrow as a player he is hot and i assume thats y you picked this username as well torimarie: I tried to kill you in Royale and I flopped and I remember being surprised you were good at challenges naughtynacho: ily 😘😘😘 my silly rabbit nick: ily you’re kinda hot too alicat: idk u dumblonde: you seem funny ily hwest14: ily 😘 you’re very nice! I’d gladly be one of your gay troglodytes maris: idk u

Too Feminine to Function

Cherry      ❤ 176    ▲10

Hey everyone, I got a shop and I will post every single item for 300 coins, which is the lowest price I am allowed. I want to help the community get cute, cheap designs! https://kovaze.com/shopping/835 #ShopDelicious

No way I'm racing all day just to spend my koinz on some overpriced pixels posted by Kiss.

TAG A USER!

God      ❤ 132    ▲22

and i will say one thing i dont like about them cherry - blocked me for no reason, can sometimes have a rotten attitude angiekstan - im gonna be so real i did not like you whatsoever when we first met, i thought you were rude and obnoxious. just so big and loud. and then you criticized me for scoring 2k in match3 when i TOLD you i was having a rough day, but i moved past all that and grew to rlly love you daze - your username not being capitalized but hey its fine i totally get the vibe dino - your username not being capitalized but hey its fine i totally get the vibe lover - when its good its sooo good, but then he erases your existence from his mind runaways - such a sweet person but it really comes down to his mood on the day if he's gonna stab u in the back or not o_o - you kinda give me nothing! i dont like that @************** - cant officially tag or sin will ban me for harrassment, but nasstttyy nasty person and not in the nasty with a pucci outfit way medusaluh - the one thing i dont like abt u is that you are the younger more exciting version of me, it make me feel old =[ brat - loud, annoying, blows whichever way the wind goes nick - boring username but better than that rawremo xD shit theriddler - you can be kinda funny but then all of a sudden you'll wish i get sepsis from my breast augmentation, you can go 0 to 100 really quick. scary

OMG I FINALLY DID

Cristi      ❤ 122    ▲13

We did <3 GatoPisado Thanks for everything Thebreeze was the best play with you as an allie <3 Gabs I diddddddd 🥰 Ricardogv Bigbryy99 Ralts023 Cswaggerr, all the spanish and the brazilians, thanks for the support 😊 Sorry to the people I killed, I saw the opportunity and took It Sophie sissssss

Hello! We're back! Please comment 1 or 2 celebrities to participate in the eleventh season of Sobriquet's Celebrity Big Brother! 1. CHLOROX 2. McKenna Grace 3. Ziwe 4. Chiaki Kuriyama 5. Liv Morgan 6. Laura Venderbooben 7. Whitexican 8. Megan Skiendiel 9. Dimitra 10. Yolanda Saldívar 11. Monstro Elisasue 12. Loren Gray 13. Justini 14. Gigi Goode 15. Jordi Alba 16. Gretchen Wilson

First Race Win!!

snabring      ❤ 109    ▲4

IceBeast carried the FUCK out of most of that (although I pulled my weight on Balloons and Shapes)

Royale Suggestion

spartagow      ❤ 108    ▲3

Feels like something needs to change in terms of inactive players. I was just in the end game of one and like half the final 10 was inactive and had almost full health that we had to deplete Now 3/7 of the final 7 are inactive in the one running now. Maybe have their health deplete faster? Anyone have any ideas sin

Angie’s Box Round 5 RESULTS

AngieKStan      ❤ 107    ▲5

Congratulations Dakota Kovaze has voted you to enter my Box this round in a landslide. Unfortunately for you they cannot help you in our game. I look forward to seeing you soon. #ASBB1