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I see red

Fancy      ❤ -7    ▲4

and they see velvet ...

I think

Ricardogv      ❤ 31    ▲2

3 is my number k

Getting oil changed

Glitter      ❤ 52    ▲4

and my phone connected to my car bluetooth while i was mid race, and i heard RED VELVET blast everywhere in the car shop lmaoooooooo…… could they not turn the radio volume down???? I was embarrassed asf but was not about to close out and save a 0

That was the weirdest royale

Lifeiscool      ❤ 27    ▲3

Ive ever played. First time i havent been immediately added to multiple chats (i was in ZERO chats) so when i woke up alive at final 21 i just was there to have a good time.

I have jury duty :)

Ethan      ❤ 18    ▲2

@fire YOU COPY CAT

Luke      ❤ 7    ▲1

STOP COPYING ME!

Dudeeee

ZsolDrew      ❤ 18    ▲5

MarieEve Dudeee, not gonna lie, it kinda felt like you didn’t really care about our talks. I had no idea what was going on it was my first Royale. If you had explained things first, it would’ve felt very different my dudeee. There were so many options, but you chose the most brutal one, bro. Not chilling and vibing? Cmmn broo... Imagine being in my noob shoes logging in, bombs everywhere, getting sniped, trying to ask not to be killed and then boom, eliminated by you without any word...like brooo soo not cool. We all have choices in how we handle things. Not only in this beautiful amazing life my bro. I probably would’ve explained stuff to a newbie first, then made the move after they understood. But it’s all good, dude just sharing how I felt. Though your blog made it look a bit rough makes it seem like talking didn’t matter, you know? Broo, I’m not mad. Just chilling and vibing. Sun is shining. I love this life my dudee

My Grindr notification

Smores      ❤ 117    ▲11

Went off 5 min into meeting my new boss who I think is homophobic

Somewhere in the haze

Jaded      ❤ 10    ▲0

got a sense I'd been betrayed

I know I used to be Crazy

Chris      ❤ 33    ▲1

THATS CUASE I USED TO BE YOUNG

i just love when race

MrsChloeKayCecci      ❤ 18    ▲0

gives me my worst fucking comps early on

I forgot

MarieEve      ❤ 43    ▲6

What is the main goal in royale ? Got called a weirdo because I did 2 kills and 1 of them was a newbie I talked with 2 time like 3 games ago.

Take onе, pour it out

Jaded      ❤ 20    ▲1

it's not worth cryin' about the things you can't erase

I did a blog post where I asked people to comment something they thought might make me laugh, and I have decided that the winner of the gift this week is...... AngieKstan THanks to all who commented. Angie let me know what you want from the shops and I'll buy it!

TOP BLOGS

I literally just made a blog last night about how I’m scared my mom is going to die from drugs or her mental health. This morning I found her after she overdosed. I had to call 911. I had to watch them Narcan her. And now I’m just sitting here waiting to see what happens. It doesn’t even feel real. Like how do you go from saying your biggest fear out loud to living it the next morning?

[PYN] tell me who/what

PureEssence      ❤ 354    ▲44

you associate me with and I'll do the same for you! could be a person, a game, an event, whatever!! #Smores - RACE! #SirVivor - LMFAOOO wait I completely forgot about that, I would have to say the same. either that or seeing you in ORGs(?) #brookie - i associate you with an absurd sense of humor and your iconic blogs #bunderscore - OCTAVIA. #salmaan1 - the gals. :) #davit - hunger on TG!!! #spartagow - i fear i do not know you.... :( i also dont know what your comment means jskldfjd #kai_what - skype fights LMFAO #melanie - i def associate you with the same, but if i'm being specific probably #tisha!!! #mrschloekaycecci - your documented races. or honestly, the whole series #dumblonde - clickbait. #babyboo #mittens - i associate u with my lover joeburrow... #jtee - first of all.. shut up.. second of all.. THAT IS SO SWEET! i associate you with royale because youre insane #jadennator1 - tbh ive always just associated you with the cool girl aesthetic... but also the famcil and KPOP duh #jake - probably that group game we met in, but also i associate u with january 25th. #joeburrow - joe burrow. bellamy. whittaker. cherry - BRIGHT red hair, any time i see it even irl i think of miss delicious nenalala - shops or arena diva yawnha - a nap bc of your username...... daze - RACE of COURSE. biggest beast on here glitter - i cannot believe ur TITO i fully thought u were a woman... but that aside i associate u with the obvious, burritos. marieeve - shops and designs!! desh - GORGEOUS makeup and ariana of course hwest14 - oh well yes all of the things youve listed.. but also southern charm in general! and envious :-) nick - singing and #tundra from TG!!!!! melodrama - tg hunger and your CHAOTIC gameplay in SH.. holly - DOGS, skincare, makeup james - the race ping in gowncil. space - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thebreeze - royale! hausofkimchi - i always think of kim chi the drag queen alicat - sweetness and #naughtynacho king_bradford - #cherry !! maxora - Bebe Rexha.

Mom update

honey      ❤ 256    ▲9

Just wanted to give an update because a lot has happened. Typing this out honestly helps me process, and these blogs kind of feel like a live journal for me. My mom is in the ICU right now with a breathing tube because she can’t breathe on her own. They’re running tests to see what kind of damage there might be. She’s had to be sedated multiple times because she’s fighting the oxygen. I guess that could be a good sign, but I honestly don’t know. It’s all still really scary, especially after finding her face down on the floor this morning thinking she was dead. The plan is to get her a psych eval if she wakes up and is responsive. I’ve slept maybe 2 hours in the past 48 and I’m honestly at my breaking point.

KOVAZE MEETUP W ADAM AND POVAZE!

Elphaba      ❤ 235    ▲10

Yesterday I had the MISPLEASURE of meeting both Adam and Povaze, for what was planned to be an excellent day... turned out to be one of the worst days of my life. Needless to say, I will NOT be meeting these people ever again! We started off by meeting at Penn Station, where Povazes and I train landed, I encountered someone who was clearly needing help... and the cops were screaming at him to "GET UP! GET UP!" while he was sitting down. King just walked behind the pole and sat right back down. I respect his gameplay. I ended up preferring him to Po and Adam. Anyway when I finally encountered these AWFUL humans, we went to a Karaoke Bar, where we had Peach Soju, and we sung a bunch of songs. There is a video of me singing Defying Gravity, but this is where it got bad. Povaze made a comment that rubbed Adam the wrong way, and Adam THREW the microphone at Povaze, this gave Matt a BLACK EYE and literally we were kicked out. They made up, temporarily, and we went to Central Park and walked around and sat on a rock. Before we left, I called Adam a "short king" and he said I should "experience life like him" and he threw a rock right at my fucking head. I literally had to contact the police. Adam profusely apologized and then paid us $5000 each, and took us to Astoria where we went to a wonderful restaurant and all of us fell in love with this bartender/server, Stergio. Yes, Stergio. God he was so hot and we will be back. It was the only thing we bonded over. Following this, we went to a bar, and I had this really strong Vodka Red Bull before departing home. 2/10. Wouldn't do again.

TO EVERYONE IN THAT FRENZY

desh      ❤ 223    ▲13

WHO EVICTED ME , I S2G I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL IN EVERY GAME I SEE YOU IN. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SO BEWARE YOU UGLY FUCKERS. EDIT: this doesn't include glitter marquis justini tayvie

"why were the mods secret"

sobriquet      ❤ 208    ▲18

because this is how someone banned 5 months ago reacted upon finally learning the identity of a moderator

Sin is sending me

Greedy      ❤ 179    ▲5

Why is he pretending like he hired moderators we all know thats Chibi doing all the work

AMAZING ARENA / LONG TERM IDEA

brookie      ❤ 169    ▲3

i just thought of this and spent no more than 8 seconds thinking it through so it might be a flop but lets take standard / safety chain and make those LONG GAME MODES with 12 hour day changes for the freaks who wanna talk and strategize with others. then leave weakest/golden for us casual players who just wanna zone out and play minigames. thank you for supporting my amazing idea i do believe i have fixed every problem on this website with this one idea alone!

PYN for an opinion

jadennator1      ❤ 164    ▲29

knowuh - we played few games together but idk anything about u so its neutral i dont have an opinion really marieeve - same as knowuh lmao but i do like your designs ricardogv - in our royale i thought u were ok but then i noticed your constant bitching about ppl in royale and u mentioning sleeping during the game as if youre better than the rest. i thought its annoying af spartagow - i remember your username from tg i think but idk anything about u so no opinion really chris - bitch why you scared.. love you down!!! i think you’re very funny!!!! and i love whenever we are on call together its always a great time angiekstan - we like never talked outside games but i love playing with u i think you’re hilarious kai_what - when i first met u i really liked you but during the last month i heard some weird things about u so idk how i feel anymore bim - literally my first time seeing u on here sirvivor - i gasped when i found out who u were lmao. we were always fine on tengaged never really close but yeah i dont have anything bad to say about you. most my tg memories are gone so i dont really rememebr your personality and we havent really interacted on kovaze so idk what else to say yawnha - once again we never really interacted so i dont have an opinion

Official Cancellation

brookie      ❤ 159    ▲7

of user Gregoriok purposefully does not do first race team challenge after doing qualifications, and then uses slurs! pls do your thing Moderation

Royale #41 winner!

Felicity      ❤ 138    ▲6

This seems like a blog that i never wouldve made but I am glad i finally get to, and no longer have to stress in a royale again! After a crazy end to the last game I had played I was ready for a break, but I woke up this morning saw the game was already 2 hours in, and decided to play. Right away I was added into a core chat which happened to make it all the way to 7 with shrimp sobriquet akshar ricardogv tide & airi. I also had a side chat with Ricado & akshar keeping each other updated on what we had and going around getting our first set of kills. Then around 4 I was locked back in, working with our Royale Party 2.0 chat. We got most of the outsiders out. Once it was just us I was in such a rush going around talking to multiple people, I was talking to Tide who had 40 kunai at this point basically telling him hes gonna take the win (and beliving it), but once akshar ricardo and I managed to get a ton of bombs last minute we decided to pull the trigger before tide could get us. I actually feel bad for this kill he did work very hard, but I needed to advance myself. Then when it was just the 3 of us ricardo was gonna take 2nd, but I had a feeling it was a trap. I found him killed him and found out he was LOADED. Then used what I had to find and kill Akshar for my first ever win!! Thank you to the 6 who were with me keeping me protected, we worked so well together. Also shoutout to Paulette I have to play a little dirty, but I did what was necessary to win. 0 battles fought, well known for my shit comp scores, and still managed to come out victorious! I really do like this game, and it is way more fun now already having a win under my belt. Akshar thank you for teaching me a lot about how you play and do well. I look forward to more games with you and others. Also gotta shoutout naughtynacho who was my ender last game, got the motivation I needed to outdo myself and get myself to the end. Finally, shoutout to my SKUNKS for watching and supporting me, axel you really taught me a lot about this game from your game with elphaba and povaze. But all skunks who watched and celebrated us getting our first victory was amazing victim victim96 cswaggerr tryphena jetsyculpepper geminifoxx sexytex pipes nickgqc yaddddiggz maya10 @shellbelle. I love our skunks ❤️

Angie’s Box Round 5 VOTING

AngieKStan      ❤ 124    ▲6

Strawpoll is no more. For the first time in Angie’s Box History we’re using an actual Kovaze Poll. Let’s add more options for polls Sin #AngieKForEvents #ASBB1

does make me want to throw my computer off the top floor and do some terrible things to myself

ASBB1 SPLIT HOUSE NOMINEES

Amandasings04      ❤ 121    ▲4

Vote for Angie’s most powerful Box of the season. https://www.kovaze.com/blog/108833 In the PINK House (downstairs) HOH Torimarie nominated Metropolis and Itsamodernlife. This week, however, the houseguests learned that The Witches Elphaba & Glinda were the third nominee due to their AngieKStan’s Box punishment. All hell broke loose on the pink side as Torimarie declared that The Vipers (a Tengaged alliance from 2010) were over and he owed Metro no loyalty. Metro said that Tori is doing other people’s dirty work by putting them on the block. Watch LIVE in the pink downstairs server. https://discord.gg/22cpdscYv Envious and Cleiton14 were selected to play the veto, leaving SummerMariah to sit out of the competition. In the PURPLE House (upstairs) HOH Dakota declared that people would get their feelings hurt as she liked everyone in the group. Dakota quickly told Dimitra and Biancabae that they would be going on the block and neither took the news very well. Dimi pissed in front of Dakota’s HOH room in response to her nomination. MrsChloeKayCecci, Lolicapolica, and VenusVafa were chosen to play the veto, leaving Kodua to sit out of the competition.

My Grindr notification

Smores      ❤ 117    ▲11

Went off 5 min into meeting my new boss who I think is homophobic

i wont lie

Dakota      ❤ 106    ▲3

im not about to go hunting for eggs I just gave sin 35 dollars and bought everything I wanted in the shop after I got my 100 eggs for free