OMG YALL SO TODAY

i saw a reel on instagram of people clubbing in like a cheap ass club and looked at the comments because it seemed camp and i wanted to laugh people were saying stuff like “is the club next to nuclear plant,” “club chopped,” “this is giving the chum bucket” and i was CACKLINGGGGG and then i looked at the profile… my local homebar. like ladies i have never laughed so much but felt as equally ashamed to be from such a CHOPPED area LIKE IT WAS SO BAD people had molly jaw and were just looking sooooo BAD. like it IS kinda a bar for the weird/uncool people (obviously i dont go there because im sexy and skinny) but i digress I WAS SHAKING