Race 2.0 Journey

Here is a recap of my journey with my amazing partner Melodrama who didn't kill me. Qualifiers: Sin's Basement We had to open a box. It was challenging but I survived. Sin was struggling and I was shocked. Thought she had a cheat box because it was her game, but she flopped, and she and Paulette were out. Rumor has it that Paulette was a plant, paid to be there...I wanna see the receipts. Leg 1: Svalbard, Norway: Before we started the leg, our partners were selected based on our some test we took and Melodrama was mine. Our team name was Team Slutz, which I was shocked by because I am a good Christian Woman who has not done any sexual stuff besides butt stuff, and Jesus said that was fine... Idk what Melo does and that is none of my buisness. I didn't go to school for being nosey...I should have though. Then we had to pick a powerup, and I picked the Helicopter because I heard you get champagne on those rides, and I love champagne. Idk what Melo got, but this is about me, not them. We had to visit this art gallery that had these sculptures, and we had to figure out which sculpture was the odd one out. I just broke one and said it was that one cause clearly the others were not broke and that one was broken thus making it the odd one (logic duh). After arguing with production, we got the clue and headed to the first pitstop and got in 5th place. diamonds and rain were last and rain was fine with it. They mentioned their boyfriend so I guess they got to see them. I don't have one, so I didn't care. Leg 2: Tokyo, Japan: Our next leg was there, and it was wonderful. I wanted to go clubbing and find love, but I forgot I was in a race. Our challenge was drink Sake which I was like okay...I don't remember much with that leg but Jessiejedi & Mp231 finished last and we were almost eliminated. I think my the 15 detours I did wasn't the best decision, but I didn't come to this race to make friends, I came to this race to race. Leg 3: Uzbekistan I was hungover but I had to keep racing for whatever sob story I used to get on the show. I got another power called Inspiration where I got a 10% bonus score from my partner so they got to carry me more. We had a task where to go Hiking at a National Park. I was going to quit, but I was like no you got this and Melo and I did very well and got 2nd...until we found most of the teams got food poisoining and the only reason why we didn't was because we forgot to eat at the required lunch area...oops. Leg 4: Chile This was a double elimination because Sin was ready to film another season and we had a delay because Brookie wanted to visit Brazil for idk reason and she took control of the plane. I hope it makes the edit. Sprite and Bagel decided to go site seeing and do tourist things while the rest of us actually raced and shit. One of the things we had to do was travel to the Valley of the Moon and climb the massive sand dune to find a flag. So much sand, there is still some in my ass. Melo and I thought were done for but we pushed it to the limit, slashed tires, and maybe offered some non Pg-13 things to the production team and somehow we got 1st place. Technical Sprite and Bagel got first cause they had an immunity pass but they were busy in the hotel playing fucking Mario Kart while everyone else was dying of thirst and getting sand out of their socks. We lost Joneduardo/Randybandy and Illaya/Luxray. They didn't die, they just got eliminated. I also think I got another power which was Reckless Ride. Mainly, 15% of the ride fee was reduced, which I thought meant a helicopter tour... spoiler alert: no tour. Leg 5: Namibia A country that had natural beauty so I knew I was home because hello, look at me...actually don't. We did the usual race montage, running, yelling at locals, locals looked at us like we were horrible people, almost getting by cars, fighting with partners, someone crying, bathroom breaks, random animals, the usual Amazing Race scenes. Our task was to do something and we did the task and we made final 3! I thought it was final 3...but no Race 2.0 The Remix has a final 2 and I was pissed off. I ate all of my snacks and I thought I was going to win but no...two more legs. Leg 6: Gas Station in Alabama Sin ran out of money so we went on a boat to Alabama and met at a gas station. It was discusting and I cried. It was Me/Melo, Sprite/Bagel, and Brookie/RickGrimes. The challenge was to do a hoedown and Brookie pushed me down and our journey in the race ended. I would tell you who won, but this is about me and the season got canceled after that because I think one of the finalists was arrested for smuggling eggs up their ass or something, but I had fun and I can't wait to get invited back to Enroll Whenever I want All-Stars. Thank you Melo for a fun time and now I'm bored typing this. Looking forward to trying out the new power-ups and whatever silly things can happen. Xoxo -Nico