In astrology signs have got to be some of the dumbest people I know bc wdym you’re not gonna date someone who you’re genuinely into solely bc they’re a gemini or whatever

CJVIVOR 17: TYRRHENIAN COAST Check out our past seasons on the series wiki! https://cjvivor.fandom.com/wiki/CJvivor_Wiki_ After JOAN SEBASTIÁN rose above the rest in the Belgian Riverlands, a new CJVIVOR battlefield is on the horizon... Along the glittering shores of the TYRRHENIAN COAST, where volcanic cliffs tower over crashing waves and ancient empires once ruled, 18 brand-new castaways will be marooned in a game where power shifts will be as unpredictable as the tide. Will you rise above the rest and claim the SEVENTEENTH CJVIVOR crown? CJVIVOR 17 will feature brand-new twists, sure to shake up the game! Expect the unexpected as you navigate through these twists and turns that will challenge your strategic prowess like never before! WHY JOIN CJVIVOR 17? - An experienced host with a decade of ORG expertise to ensure an unforgettable experience! - Thrilling challenges, creative twists, and engaging gameplay that will keep you hooked all season long! - Original BUFFS custom-designed for each tribe! - Your journey will be documented in a dedicated series wiki, including a page all about YOU! - A specially designed DVD cover for this season revealed at the finale! - Winner prediction rankings by the host and alumni draft to keep the competition alive post-season! - 230 active and supportive alumni network cheering you on! Seize your chance to become the next SOLE SURVIVOR! Don't wait! Apply now for CJVIVOR 17: TYRRHENIAN COAST and secure your spot on our SEVENTEENTH cast! DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE TO COMPETE IN THE MOST INTENSE SURVIVOR EXPERIENCE ON DISCORD! APPLICATIONS CLOSE APRIL 18! https://discord.gg/4gUduCveev

it's sick and twisted

Sydney Sweeney’s boobs were nice, wait until you see mine

Felicity is the most robbed player of this royale cast love u sister By Ricardogv, 0 minutes ago

Ricardo es el mas guapo de kovaze and it will end

Ricardo es el mas guapo de kovaze and it will end

if I hosted a Secret Hitler online game? Or if anyone would be down to play tonight? This being what we’d use: https://secret-hitler.com/

we need to bring back blogs neg days because it was hilarious seeing people lose their shit over their blogs being negged for no reason

If everyone got 1-5 raffle tickets, we could easily make the prize 20K Koinz. https://kovaze.com/raffle CURRENTLY at 10,940

that voted me in for Angie's Box. I put on my FAME BITCH outfit and I'm ready to take on AngieKStan

the only thing more annoying than being killed by people i was actively trying to work with is hwest14 trying to do the same airhead act to me that he does to all the other horny gay troglodytes who could never even fathom having sex irl like when i am sitting and looking at the screen seeing “hwest14 sniped shrimp for 5 damage” and then the immediate PM from saying he didn’t do any damage to me to ME ur built like Squidward’s house and sound like the Hawk Tuah girl i am not one of these incels you’ve been misting for 20 years

我們曾約定透過轉盤抽籤來決定勝者──結果轉盤連續兩次都選了我──而你卻趁機搞偷襲，把我殺了。就讓這篇文章向大眾揭露你的真面目吧。 Dustin，言語已無法形容我此刻內心是何等的憤怒、沮喪、受傷與挫敗。你的所作所為簡直他媽的惡毒至極，是對我最徹底的背叛。我曾全心全意地信任你，對你也一直保持著極度的尊重。在這個網站上，你不僅是我認識的第一批好友之一，更是我**最好的朋友**。我實在無法理解，你怎會為了一個遊戲而捨棄一段真摯的友誼。我曾經信任你，也珍惜我們的友誼 :/ 但顯然，這只是我的一廂情願。那不只是為了遊戲勝負，更是一個關乎人品的個人抉擇──這一點你自己心裡也清楚。你的道德底線究竟在哪裡？我們明明已經討論過由誰來贏得勝利。我渴望拿下我的首場勝利——正如任何玩家在如此拼命投入之後都會有的渴望一樣。我從未在「大逃殺」（Royale）模式中奪冠；為了這場遊戲，我簡直拼盡了全力、累死累活——除了 disabledqueen143 的那次擊殺之外，其餘每一次擊殺我都參與了助攻；我什至連續熬了28個小時沒睡，只為玩好這一局。雖然你先前早已拿過「大逃殺」冠軍，但我依然能體諒你的心情，也尊重你的理由；我當時甚至覺得，你也同樣配得上這場勝利。我並沒有主動攻擊你。我態度友善，選擇了透過溝通來解決問題。最後我們商定採用「轉盤抽籤」的方式來決定歸屬，因為這是唯一能確保我們雙方都不會感到「意難平」（salty）的公平方式——這一點我們當時都已達成共識。結果轉盤連續兩次都指向了我，判定由我獲勝。當時在 PGA 語音頻道裡的其他人都聽到了，也證實了轉盤確實選定了我。儘管如此，我心裡多少還是覺得有些過意不去；但既然結果是公平抽籤得出的，我也只能接受。我當時還刻意向你承諾：在未來的遊戲裡，我會繼續盡力協助你，一如既往地堅定地站在你這邊。我表現得非常有耐心且友善，甚至主動問你：“你是想自己吃下漿果（自殺出局），還是希望由我來動手擊殺你？”結果你回了一句：“給我一點時間（讓我緩一緩）”，隨後便把麥克風靜音了。我回答說“沒問題”，然後就在原地靜靜地等你回來——結果換來的卻是你他媽的卑鄙偷襲！我立刻傳送逃離現場，一邊苦苦哀求你住手，一邊質問你：「搞什麼鬼？！我們明明已經說好了由我獲勝，讓我拿下我的首冠啊！」然而你卻置若罔聞，繼續用狙擊槍追擊我，哪怕我再三向你求饒，你依然窮盡，非要把我趕盡殺絕不可殺絕。想到你竟然能對自己的朋友做出這種事，我內心深處感到無比的噁心與厭惡。我從未想過要做出這種背信棄義的勾當，也從未想過要違背我們之間既定的約定。如果當時的情況反過來——即由你獲得了勝利——我一定會真心實意地為你感到高興。我真搞不懂，你怎麼能做出那種傷害好朋友的事，事後竟然還能心安理得地過日子。 我只希望，為了靠作弊手段換取那個虛假的「第二名」勝利，你覺得失去一位摯友是值得的。 我原本對我們倆一起做很多事充滿了期待——尤其是夏天時一起看色情片 :/ 在我們做朋友期間，我曾特意費心為你製作 Kovaze 服裝，也曾向你敞開心扉，傾訴許多非常私密的心事。真正的朋友絕對不會做出那種事。你那樣做，不只是在玩一場遊戲，而是直接傷害我。

I will write them all and actually give a true opinion, some may be negative, so please if you know we have beef, only post if you can handle it! King_Bradford you seem like a genuinely chill person from what I’ve seen. You’re clearly nasty at match 3, so that already gives people something to remember you by, but it’s also the way you carry yourself. You don’t seem loud or extra, and you’re not someone I constantly see wrapped up in nonsense. You give off a very calm, lowkey vibe, which is rare because a lot of people want attention on them 24/7. With you, it feels more natural. You just seem good at what you do and comfortable being yourself. I don’t know you super deeply, so I’m not gonna fake some huge personal read, but my overall impression of you is definitely positive. You come across skilled, unproblematic, and like someone who’s easy to respect. gabs we’ve definitely had a weird moment before when you got banned and thought I was cheating at games, which I really wasn’t, so that kind of put an awkward cloud over things for a bit. Still, outside of that, I don’t really have some huge issue with you. You seem fine to me. You clearly care about your friends and stick by the people you like, and I can respect that. I don’t know you super well, so I’m not gonna act like I have this deep read on you, but from what I’ve seen, you seem pretty okay overall. dk I’m not gonna lie, you come off kind of fake to me sometimes. A lot of the time it feels like you’re brown nosing way too hard, and it makes some of the stuff you say feel less genuine than it probably should. I also don’t really get your reads half the time, because they’ll just leave me sitting there confused trying to figure out where you even got that from. You definitely have a presence, but I think you’d come across a lot better if you toned it down a little and stopped doing so much. Right now it just feels like you need to chill and let things happen a bit more naturally. Smores_Poptart personally I don’t really have a problem with you. You do give me attention-seeking vibes at times, and sometimes it can come off a little cringey, but it never really feels malicious to me. More than anything, it feels like that’s just part of how you are, and I’d rather that than somebody being fake or trying to be something they’re not. You come across very unapologetically yourself, which I can respect even when it’s a bit much sometimes. Also, I do think you’re gorgeous, and from what I remember seeing, you and your man looked really good together, so I’m happy for you on that too. cristi I used to not really like you that much because you came off super cliquey to me, like you were quick to shut people out and keep certain walls up, but then would act hurt when that same energy came back to you. That always felt a little hypocritical to me, and it made you hard to warm up to. Lately though, my opinion has shifted a lot. Recently you’ve kind of been giving queen, and I can’t even lie, you’re funny as hell. Even when I don’t agree with everything, you’ve definitely become way more entertaining and way easier for me to appreciate. chibi you give me straight up entity vibes, and I mean that in the funniest way possible. Like you don’t even feel like a regular person in here sometimes, you feel like some campy little spirit that just appears to blog nonsense, drop a moment, and vanish back into the void. Your whole aura gives unserious in a way that somehow works for you. I can’t even fully explain it, it just feels very specifically you. I’m not gonna lie, I also kind of felt like you were a useless mod, but even that adds to the character a little. You’ve always given this super chill, unbothered energy, and whether that’s just your personality or not, it definitely makes you memorable. Also I still enjoyed murdering you in royale, so there’s that, but overall I do find you iconic. hwest14 Houston, you’re one of those people I have a weirdly mixed opinion on because I feel like my view of you changes depending on the day. Back on Tengaged, I remember you feeling a lot more soft and sweet to me, like this super delicate little presence, and that’s still kind of how I picture you in my head sometimes. On Kovaze though, my feelings on you are a little more all over the place. Some days I think you’re great and I really like you, and other days I just don’t connect with you as much. I don’t even think that’s fully a you problem either, I think some of it is probably me and the energy between us more than anything else. There’s just something about it that doesn’t always feel fully genuine, and I can admit I probably play a part in that too. So for me, you’re not someone I fully dislike, but more someone I still feel a little unsure about depending on the moment. bim you just give me such sweet, unproblematic, and lowkey iconic vibes. I don’t even know you like that, but every time I do see you around, your presence feels really positive and easy to like. You come off like one of those people who doesn’t need to do a bunch for people to enjoy having you there, it just happens naturally. There’s something very warm and harmless about your energy in the best way. Also I love that you’re into Drag Race too, that just makes you even more mother to me. Chase mr kingb, I’ve always thought you were cool. I’ve never had a bad interaction with you, never had some random issue with you, and you’ve just never given me a reason to dislike you. You’re one of those people where every time I see you around I’m just like yeah he’s fine lmao. You don’t do too much, you’re not irritating, and you seem easy to get along with, which already puts you above a lot of people. I just think you have a good, normal vibe to you. kai_what I think you’re a very odd individual, and I mean that in the most literal way possible. You can be so unpredictable that it’s kind of impossible for me to take everything you say personally anymore, because half the time it feels like I’m getting a completely different version of you depending on the moment. One day the vibe is fine, and the next it’s like something switched and now the energy is weird for no reason. So at this point, I mostly just let whatever you say roll off my back, because trying to read too deep into it feels pointless. You’re just one of those people where I never really know which version I’m gonna get. marieeve you’re definitely a campy girl to me. Your whole vibe feels very put together in your own way, and even if your designs aren’t really my personal taste, I can still tell you have a style that works for a lot of people because clearly they eat it up. So period queen on that. I also know you and I had a negative moment in Race, and if I’m being real, a lot of that was on me, so I can own that and apologize for it. Outside of that though, you’ve always seemed pretty calm and chill to me. You don’t really give me bad energy, just more of a laid back presence with your own little flair. katheryn I just adore you so much, genuinely. You have such a sweet soul, and it never feels forced or fake with you, it feels very real. You’re one of those people where the kindness just comes through naturally, whether it’s in how you talk to people or just the energy you bring. You have a really positive aura about you, and being around you never feels draining or weird, it feels comforting. I can also tell you’re really in tune with your emotions, but not in a way that feels heavy, more in a way that makes you feel very genuine and human. I’ve been on calls with you too, so it’s not even just some surface level impression, and every time you’ve come across just as lovely there too. I’ve genuinely never had a negative experience with you, which says a lot, because that’s rare. You’re just a very easy person to love, and I think your presence is something really special. Tisha I’ll always have such a soft spot for you. You’re somebody I’ve known for a long time, so there’s just naturally a lot of love there in a very real, familiar way. You’ve always been easy to enjoy, easy to laugh with, and you have this naturally funny charm that makes people remember you. You really are so funny, and that’s one of the main things that always sticks with me about you. Also your whole #Tishaded thing with Jaded is kind of iconic to me, I fully support it and I’m rooting for y’all bad because it’s cute and campy at the same time. And on top of that, you’re literally the only person on my sheet to beat me in an arena duel so far, which I hate admitting, but I have to give you that.You just have a very lovable energy to you, and I’ll probably always have a really good opinion of you. dbonee Zach, from what I do know about you, you seem like a real ride or die for your friends. You seem like the type that will really go to bat for the people you care about, and I can respect that a lot because not everybody is built like that. Our experiences have been pretty positive overall, so I’ve never really had a reason to look at you sideways. You also give very nonchalant as fuck, like nothing really rattles you too bad and you just move how you move. It’s a chill quality to have, and overall I’ve had a good impression of you.

is a "Dress to Impress" or some type of fashion show game.... - 8-12 players - 24 hour day changes (possibly 12 but this would be a PUBLIC voting game so...) - A theme is given each day and players have access to ALL DESIGNS UPLOADED TO KOVAZE to create a look that they think best fits the theme - All player looks are displayed and the PUBLIC ranks them (could be a full list rank of all looks or just picking their top 3-4 in order) - Blah blah blah details details details - Final 3-4 players public ranks all looks again, and final placements are given! Why public vote? Because this could never be a game mode where just the players vote, it would just create alliances/premades and would defeat the entire purpose of the game. Why public rankings and not just "choose the best one"? It would just turn into celebrities, where its a popularity contest. There will always be people who rank their friends higher, but at least with a ranking system it would give everyone a chance to earn SOME type of points/part of the vote. These "dress to impress" type games are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO popular on roblox/fortnite etc... I think this could really bring in a whole new audience!!!! PLSPLPSLPSLSPLSPSLS Sin 👉🏻👈🏻

Have you missed me? I’m back. Kovaze it’s your time to shine! Voting is now open to see who will be the next lucky houseguest to enter my Box. My Box. My Rules. #ASBB1 https://strawpoll.com/e2naXOD5vyB

to anyone who tested the two race games, what are your thoughts?

please please please please please heed my words and give sweetheart a pity win so he stops enrolling i will never crucify someone for playing the game but i will never respect is playing needlessly shady and then acting like the victim to your much dumber less literate friends when people call you out on it. like how are you gonna be in an alliance chat campaigning to kill all of Airi and IceBeast’s allies then immediately run to Envious and paint a different narrative i will always respect GOOD gameplay but i think with the amount of time you spend stalking for popups you would’ve won already if you played a coherent social/strategic game

i mainly only play race on this website so i feel inclined to give my opinion on the current discussion - qualifiers i think the qualifiers were a great starting point to change the game, afks are a problem of course and implementing this sort of solves this problem. i think using the qualifiers the remaining players should then be split into teams depending on their placements; so 1st gets paired with 18th, 2nd with 17th, etc. this makes it so there's a little bit more of a purpose to the qualifiers and it makes it interesting and puts more of the blame on the players for the team selections as opposed to it being completely random. if you don't want a "nuke" then maybe you should've scored a little bit lower and risked your odds, etc. (1st place individual gets the ticket for their team; so there is incentive to not throw) - filling lobbies i love race having 10 teams but i do think in the long run a fast game consistently filling 20 players just is asking for a lot honestly, i mean most roblox servers with more players can't even fill this. i think possibly lowering it to 18 players and then implementing a final 2 to suffice the rounds lost could benefit the gamemode. - minigames i think more minigames like flakes, shapes, codebreaker, etc. where the scoring is really tight makes race more interesting because you could score well and get transported out and that sort of makes the game more unpredictable/challenging with trying to maintain your $. plenty of good teams get sniped out all the time on these competitions, so maybe more minigames where the scoring is like this would be a good idea. other than that, i don't think race needs that major of a change. the shop idea n stuff looks super cool and well thought out, i also do appreciate the effort put into changing the game. but maybe that idea should be used for potentially another new game instead of putting it in race where imo it feels a little bit more unnatural to the current flow of the game. sin

After playing a LOT of Royale's and making a lot of enemies, friends and enemies who became friends... You really have to have a FORGIVING mindset and leave things that happened in a prior game, in the prior game. It is easier said than done but it really needs to happen for you to succeed. With the new speed of Royale, there is going to be a new game every day and you could very well be in a game with someone that took you out previously. As tempting as it is to target them again to get your lick back, TRUST ME, it is much better to join forces and have your joint slay than attacking each other early and using all your weapons and then being left with nothing and being taken out by someone random. Like in my earlier games, I would get taken out by someone and want my revenge. But then I started speaking to the people who took me out and became friends with them and it is so much easier to make amends and just apologize and move on. You can then have another game together and work well and like it really does happen like I went from being targeted by or me taking out the following people: Chase daze jadennator1 Lifeiscool Jake cswaggerr NaughtyNacho aligxo Cristi PGamer Justini hwest14 Melodrama Mikey shrimp torimarie CasinoCheese to then working them and doing well in a Royale with them. SOOOOO moral of the story, IT'S NOT THAT DEEP.

Sin rigs the Royale raffle against Envious because he knew any time he makes it in he’s gonna play really poorly and dickride people who hate him

of "this thing sucks" -> Sin makes changes to the thing -> "this thing was better before the changes" is soooooo laugh out loud funny in a way i can't explain and i don't mean the people who provide thoughful, well-constructed feedback. but i watch the same people preach both sides of an argument on different days and i guess i wonder what WOULD make you happy

I feel like this new race update took away the beauty of the simplicity of racing. I get we needed an update but literally just the qualifiers and maybe a U-turn/ Double elim would’ve been perfect. I don’t think we asked for all this strategy stuff, as it takes away from why people love race (it being a mindless but competitive game)

to any friend who I've backstabbed or will likely backstab in a game this week <3 Smores_poptart love u shrimp Jake motherfart (accident) NaughtyNacho sorry for accidentally slitting your neck in arena @Lemjam6 I'm sorry for accidentally game throwing Secret Hitler Melodrama you will prob have it coming idk Christos sorry for giving you berries PadamPadam I forgot who you were when I murdered you Mp231 - you did clock the apology blog mittens im sorry for not saving in race Thegoldengod im sorry for slitting your throat in survivor I just got scared and had to protect me and Marie itsamodernlife & IceBeast I'm sorry for stealing your materials in Catan airi I’m sorry for not training ily I PROMISE ITS NOT PERSONAL I JUST GET TOXIC IN GAMES LOVE YALL IF I MISSED YOU PYN AND ILL ADD YOU

After Mackey and Lifeiscool were evicted 11-2 against MrsChloeKayCecci, the houseguests began the CHOOSE YOUR CHAMPION HOH competition. The houseguests were tasked with choosing any Kovaze user (outside production or their fellow HGs) as their “Champion.” Their job was to get the most points on their champion’s blog. Dakota, Sobriquet, and SummerMariah all chose Sprite. In the tiebreaker DakotaMagic claimed the title as the SECOND HOH OF THE SUMMER! Additionally, Sobriquet chose SummerMariah to be a HAVE NOT while Metropolis chose ELPHABA AND GLINDA, the Wicked duo. These 3 must TYPE IN CAPS LOCK UNTIL THE NEXT HOH COMPETITION. Dakota took only about an hour to name Itsamodernlife and Metropolis as her nominees, accusing them both of voting to evict MrsChloeKayCecci in the previous eviction. At the Veto Draw, Dakota chose torimarie, Metropolis chose Gabs, and Modern drew HOUSEGUEST CHOICE and selected Envious. The Veto takes place tomorrow and will be hosted by SPECIAL GUEST Nick! Finally, voting for AngieKStan’s Box is still open! Anyone but HOH DakotaMagic can earn the chance to enter Angie’s Box. VOTE HERE: https://www.kovaze.com/blog/105577 Biancabae Brookie Modern Brookie VenusVafa Brookie Wicked Brookie Gabs Cristi Metropolis DOOM Cleiton14 Fran Torimarie Hwest14 ChloeKay Jaded Envious Jaded Dimitra Sin Kodua Sin DakotaMagic Sprite Sobriquet Sprite SummerMariah Sprite Lolicapolica sat out

Ribs shrimp goomybear peach brookie honey bunny (similarly, hare) smores_poptart dino nuggets casinocheese poppy corn sprite cheesecake cherry lemonade fiji water taterthot tide pods miami vice ravravrav ioli mochalatte

was the most fun i’ve had in a while even tho i got murdered by stacker double elims both times