DNTM Season 1 Photos

Goomybear 6 hours ago95 views

I played along and took some photos. Season 1 girlies, its your time to get your revenge on me, critique away! lol Royal

Street Car

Perfume

Spy Duo ft. itsamodernlife

Tennis

Snake

Broken Doll

Paparazzi

Jewelry (did this one underwater before seeing the finale theme...)

Circus

Paris

Finale 1

Finale 2

Finale 3

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17 votes, 188 points

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Amandasings041 hour ago

this is the greatest blog i've ever read oh my god

Goomybear1 hour ago

Amandasings04 coming from you that says a lot! I was hoping you would like them.

NicoRobin4 hours ago

I'm not going to give 1000-word essays on this because I am not getting paid for this. So I'm going to just rate them on how much they would ignore me on Grindr. Royal: Would never even see me on Grindr. He would be on Rya with all the Australian DJs. Green is nice and I love the color. I hope the fur isn't real because I will call PETA on your ass but I will find a way to help you escape from them. Street Car: Would accidentally see my profile, and that is it. We know you don't drive, this is just some random car and this is the most masc you will be in this. I do like this look and pretty bad ass. The belt though....She gotta go. Wish you had an earring. Perfume: I would report you for being underage. The baby face.... I want to take this very seriously but the face... Also, did a bug bite you on your chest? I'm more distracted on those things than the actual product and I remember this challenge well. This is your vulnerability week (I'm like doing 50 million prompts here, but just ride with me on this). Do you know if the model on the left is single though? Spy: You won't ignore me because you would use me for your spy mission, and I would cry so much, but my therapist, whom I don't have, would love the T. Your face is giving BJ Novac (spelling vibes), and he can get it if he likes closed his mouth type of vibes. Did you already shoot the gun cause I see the smoke? Did you try to shoot me??????? Modern looks nice, but why is his hand in his pocket? I think you shot me and it is really upsetting me. Tennis: Block me before I even have a chance: You see my profile and be like nope, not masc, don't even want to take a chance. Like I probably didn't even see your profile. The picture is nice but like did you lose or is this reflecting after the match? Nobody is there? OMG I think you lost...this is so embarassing... The tats are nice. I'm going to be honest idk if they are consistent or not but I feel like they would need to be if I was an actual judge, but I'm not but dont' worry...be a shame if a camera fell on someone in S2 and I had to fill in :) Snake: This was my elimination episode so i'm going to ignore this because it just triggers me too much. Broken Doll: If you ignored me I would be sad because you would be an ad with this image and if an ad would ignore me I probably would be sad but why would I message and ad??? I did accidentally swipe right once on a food ad before, and I didn't match with it...so maybe it wasn't a food ad. Oh, the image um...I think it is two different words. It gives creepy vibes, and you are looking like oooo my arm fell, but I'm so cute UWU vibes. Like I feel like your ass should have been ripped apart and thrown across the floor or something to match the vibes. That baby in the back was judging you real hard. Paparazzi: At this point, I'm just going to get ignored each time. Am I selling myself short? No, but this model is a Pretty Little Liars model, and I don't think he wants me in his world where 500 A's are trying to kill people, and I just want to be A number 501. I'm very confused on the glasses on the legs. Shouldn't it be like on the face? At this point I don't know what the prompts were since I was checked out and planning on cutting the wigs in the comp. Like why are you shocked? Are you banging the twins? Love is love be who you are! Be free like the butterfly on your chest. Should have been shaking ass Jewelry: This is like symbolism, right? LIke the jewel that the old lady dropped in the titanic? You are the jewel? It's giving I took a selfie. Not your best one. I hope you learned your words that week. Circus: I like the atmosphere, but maybe it is a me thing and definitely a me thing, but I do not like the position of your fiery ball. It is pointed at your feet and it is giving hey look at my foot, are you into foot fetish? If so then you will like this and the answer is no. I could be wrong on the prompt, but also when people were giving me outside critiques, they were pulling stuff outside of their ass, so why can't I pull out my ass? I think if you were going to do this pose which I do think is a fine one, maybe some type of flat shoe that matched the style of the outfit. Or maybe some acrylic nails like Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta Georgia wears...jk if you did you probs would have been disqualified. but that was more of a me thing, and maybe remove the glasses. Show off your eyes. Don't rely on the frame. You may not be able to see but the people who look at the photo don't know. There is a time and place for certain accessories and that would be one. Paris: Please don't report me, but this image makes me want to push you off. I love the view and everything but being so high with that outfit is just not mixing well for me. What I would love would be like a spy if I were in the position, because you are on top of the Eiffel Tower (I know my continent landmarks, don't know flags, but still), but that is what I picture. If you were doing this romantic type (which btw love the details on the suit, turn that shit into a design) I would pic somewhere else BUT as someone like me who likes to think outside of the box I do respect it BECAUSE you could be spy person in that attire but maybe I want you as a villain. I'm tired of hero spys. Let's bring back villains...not KoVillains till we learn what villains actually means :) FINALE: I love the pose and such, but how should I say this without being a bitch ass hoe. The water wrinkled your body. Idk if it was the fabric or both, but from your ass to your feet and part of your arms, you can see these lines that show some wrinkles or something that just makes it off-putting. Now the part on your back I'm fine with, and I lowkey love that because it showcases the realness (irony) of the images, because we expect these models to be perfect and shit, but the person who wrote the song that Hannah Montana, aka Miley Cyrus, sang "Nobody's Perfect". But yeah the lining of the wrinkles and such throws things off cause like how long were in the water???? and again the glasses? STOP RELYING ON THE GLASSES. Eye Thingy: It is nice. This is the vulnerability we wanted to see. Runway: You aren't wearing shoelaces so thank you. It looks nice but idk why you are shirtless? Plus are you are wearing a jockstrap? I see some black lining on the side. Im' not shaming you I'm just calling thing out. I don't know what else to say because I realized I did too much for this shit but like good job. Overall, you probs get disqualified for a knee injury. Thank you for playing :). I'm not looking back at what I said so yeah. I had fun. Tagging your ass so you read every letter in this. Goomybear

NicoRobin4 hours ago

NicoRobin Just Now I'm not going to give 1000-word essays Spoiler Alert: I'm a fucking liar

Goomybear3 hours ago

NicoRobin this is what I was waiting for!