im sorry he moved to paris and fell in love w me

i'm sorry that we ever got married, i'm sorry he cheated on me with you and i'm sorry that i pretended to ignore it for as long as i did. I'm sorry i found you in my apartment, fell down the stairs and broke my tooth. I'm very sorry that after much painful dental surgery, this tooth is still a different color than this tooth. Finally, I'm sorry that you felt the need to come down here. Now not only have you ruined my marriage, you've ruined my lunch. I guess that's just what i had to say~