being sat for a bb season in like 10 years

and she has the same name as me and my other coworker sees her name in our system and thinks i got married and changed my last name…i was like girl no that’s the new girl. and my coworker was holding a big ass salad bowl (like popcorn size?) while saying all this

is when it’s just like me and a big group of friends and they want me out but i just keep staying lmfao

and it was safety chain and thank you divas for saving me galx kimmie medusaluh i usually get jumped <3

You can click on someone’s kovaze character and look into their closet?? tf lol

With an inact teammate I should get her payouts

my friends pipes burst this morning and I let them come over to stay with me and then my upstair neighbors overfill their tub (help????) and now my roof is leaking…

by whoever’s username starts first alphabetically? Cuz I screwed myself

told me i need a sense of humor because i didn’t laugh at her lame joke 💀

Korean corn dog

in BK

it was like medium size

will be golden star bitches im so serious

So I don’t get jumped by friend groups every game lmfao

yea im bumping that

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my friend ordered a spiced rum and coke at a bar and the bartender (who looked like ethel cain) asked what makes it spiced lol. and then 2 weeks later there was a fight in the backyard of the bar and that bartender got hit. But i still think about her and i never saw her working there again but i think she wanted to be a model so maybe she got booked #queen