i tried asking like everyone to come in for me yesterday and no one would so i came in because i didn't want to fuck the people working over but it was a horrible choice and i felt like i was going to pass out or puke the entire time i was there so im just NOT going today and it's not going to be my responsibility to make sure the bitch runs tonight.

arrive at work and immediately feel like they need to throw up :)

i never have to drive a car again and by that i mean for the next like 18 hours

like what do you mean i watched a piece about multiple sclerosis then the most beautiful performance i've seen in my entire life about queer parenthood followed by someone reading a weird al song in a monotone

LAST week

this weekend is one of the biggest speech & debate tournaments of the season for the team i coach and now the competition has been moved online so i won't get to see them and they won't get the fun of competing in person :( i might drive 6 hours to where they're located and just stay the weekend so i can hang out with them and keep the morale up but i'm still SAD

she said i looked like that very pretty actress busy phillips LAST week

Explosive social combat with wild powers and ruthless strategy.

she said i looked like that very pretty actress busy phillips LAST week

picked up a shift at work tonight from one of the two people i like working with because im such a kind and empathetic person and his tire is flat

manon

3 hysteria lobbies during the daytime and 2 at night i'm off the next few days so i want more diverse casts.

i spent $5 on the disventure camp pateron to watch the episode a day early i stand by it i think

is "good kush and alcohol" too dated of a reference to be funny? do you even know it's a reference? could the phrase potentially be funny even if you don't get the reference? i'm editing a student's speech

unlimited grabber