im so serious

we're playing race tonight.

but team 9 got on the podium more than anyone else.

https://www.kovaze.com/blog/115307

was angiekstan and justini taking the full time to do deal or no deal at final 3 because we were playing round by round by round and then staying because we did that and saving with like 9 seconds left like............

the costa rica poison dart frog

i’m wearing it forever

of early kovaze was when i just barely missed enrollment for an arena. i noticed there was an inactive in it and sin was playing. i mailed sin asking if i could take the inactive's spot and 30 seconds later i refreshed and i was SUDDENLY IN THE GAME!?!?! everyone, myself included, was gagged. mother sin ate with that and i probably won that arena too since i was the og gamebot

but i like cantaloupe

https://www.kovaze.com/blog/115307

By a vote of 7-1, Gretchen Wilson, you have been evicted from the SCBB house. 2. Mckenna Grace - 1 POV 3. Ziwe - 1 HOH 2 NOM 8. Megan Skiendiel - 2 POV 2 NOM 9. Dimitra - 1 POV 10. Yolanda Saldívar - 1 HOH 11. Monstro Elisasue - 1 HOH 1 NOM 12. Loren Gray - 1 HOH 2 NOM 13. Justini - 1 HOH 1 POV 14. Gigi Goode - 1 HOH 1 POV 2 NOM 15. Jordi Alba 11th: Gretchen Wilson - 2 NOM (7-1 against Gigi Goode) 12th: Liv Morgan - 1 HOH 2 NOM (6-3 against Megan Skiendiel) 13th: Laura Vanderbooben - 1 POV 2 NOM (9-1 against Gigi Goode) 14th: Chiaki Kuriyama - 1 NOM (9-2 against Ziwe) 15th: CHLOROX - 1 NOM (9-3 against Liv Morgan) 16th: Whitexican - 1 NOM (10-3 against Ziwe) HOH: Gigi Goode Nominees: Loren Gray & Monstro Elisasue POV: Gigi Goode (Not used) Final noms: Loren Gray & Monstro Elisasue Only the first 7 votes will count (or first to 4)!

https://www.kovaze.com/blog/114869

today i got a delivery to this very strange road/trailer park and the delivery instructions said "STRAIGHT BACK GRAY ROGUE" (and it was dark so like not only do i not know what a rogue looks like i also can't make out that small word on the back of a car like are you okay???) and i didn't immediately find it so i went to the end of the row of trailers, realized i was in the strong spot, turned around, and saw them near the road. i pull back up (again this was like a MINUTE and a half at MOST after i would've gotten there if i went there initially) and ask out the window if it's 4029 or whatever the fuck and they're (a man and a woman both) like "DID YOU JUST TAKE OUR FOOD ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE????????????????" i was like i'm sorry i didn't see it initially i didn't give it to anyone else tho i realized my mistake" and they were like WELL WE DON'T FUCKING WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm just sat there like ???? are you sure it hasn't left my car or its bag ??? and they're like FUCK NO YOU NEED TO STOP SMOKING SO MUCH FUCKING POT!!!!!!!!!!!! and so i just went home. apparently the woman called the score and just SCREAMED at my manager saying they gave DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS and they were a delivery driver too so they KNOW it's not that fucking hard. i genuinely wonder what she's going and hope that tomorrow is better for her because i just couldn't imagine paying like 40 bucks for food and sending it back because the driver missed my house and got it to me like 2 and a half minutes later than they could have. like keep this random lady in your prayers because something has got her and her man SEETHING.

just had another customer have an irrational meltdown at me and honestly i live