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saw “war is over” and “ceasefire” on the blog page and thought there was a major update on the conflict in the middle east but no these poofs are talking about kovaze royale

men with iPad is ladies

come on gay people let’s move this along! naughtynacho luxray

i need to get into royale today. i’m like ready. i’m ready to lock in and be apart of the game. i’m ready to have a royale game to focus on and put time into. i’m ready to play. can everyone please say a prayer that i get into this one. i’d like to be in royale.

i think i’m the voice of my generation

Please dont kill me, Mr Ghostface! I wanna be in the sequel!

The Kovaze Iceberg I’m bored so i made a Kovaze iceberg. If you don’t know, the iceberg meme is essentially a list of lore/knowledge to a certain community or fandom and the lower down it goes, the more niche or deepcut the lore is. Tip of the iceberg: - Tengaged - Sin - Spanish premades - Missing Widow - Mushroom event Middle Iceberg: - Beta Phase - @666 usernames - Matt’s AI-Kovaze Copy - Royale Gamemaker Traps - Gown Race - The Fam - Maze, Labrynth, Relics, Weightlifting - Boutiques - The mods are blind - Kiss “Chill with the comments about people wanting to suck your piss hole” - BomberV is on Survivor - SummerMariah Race bans - SHARKS - Kemi is a mod - Godzillafan29 and Clown Lower Iceberg: - Nenalala banned for gooning - Tisha trapped in Royale - Kendall & Kylie - @Sprite MrBeast 2700$ Scam - Chibi > @707 - Celebrities 4 Ejections/Bans - “I’m sorry that you’re Jaded” - Brovaze/Girls of Kov - Bagelita - MAGAvaze - Wonderland Eyes - “@MessyJ is JesseM backwards” - MissChloeKay and Harajuku gif beef - Colfector Ealition Under the iceberg: - Iranian missile twist - Flags cheating gif - Sin vs Envious - The Amazing Context Race - Tempo 9/11 simulator Bottom of the ocean: - Peace123 steals koinz from Gagaluv Anything anyone would like to add?

https://kovaze.com/blog/85171

what began this like 8 day konquest against "The Fam"? not to say i didnt have my small part in it cuz i got emo over royale but like what are we doing

Why on earth are we giving KIttyCupcake123 a 14 day ban while also flinging rosemulet/charlotteflair/memphisgrizzlies off the site for being "trolls" like what is the difference...? is the difference that kittycupcake has more friends on the site than charlotteflair did? what are we doing i dont think kittycupcake123 is at all more of sound mind than someone like charlotteflair so i dont get why that specific troll gets perm banned and brought back and then 3 day banned and then 14 day banned and we just have to keep going through this mod_clarke Mod_Lexa Sin idk other mod @s it does make u go "Hmmmm' when someone whos a little better connected gets unlimited chances while someone like rosemulet (also deserving of a permanent ban- i would say i was the one spearheading the whackings against her) receives no second chances. #TheNoticer #INoticeThings #SpriteNoticedSomething This is not to hate on the mods who already receive an inordinate amount of hate for what i assume is a volunteer job but idk

just to get shot full of holes and accidentally use my bees on the square next to me. gg torimarie sorry for the unprovoked attack i got bored 17th Sprite Killed by torimarie

i have beat my previous personal best placement in Royale because like 15 people have been blown up by gamemaker traps

starts getting hate on the blogs page and then here comes the worst person ever going "theyre literally the nicest person ive ever met!!!" maybe u guys are both poo have we considered that

but one time i was outside the club crying (as one does) and Jane saw me from her Bentley. she told her driver to stop (she has a driver because shes wealthy and believes in giving Americans jobs). she got out of the car and put a faux fur coat on my back (she clarified it was faux because she could sense i love animals) and she told me "no, woman! no cry!". she sat with me for an hour. she then reached into her purse and gave me 10,000$ and said "Never tell anyone i did this, please" (because she is humble). she then gave me a kiss on the cheek. Jane i am sorry to tell everyone about this private interaction but i think the world should know. i am the woman i am today because of you. and you look amazing for 57.