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you mean the thing marty supreme was doing?

we’re lost without you brookie

the OC i probably won’t call Mexash daddy but i have a big heart and a huge asshole

i receive a one day ban on kovaze for calling others fat on the blogs page while on vacation

and i’d like to end this dakota nena drama once and for all dakota IS mentally unstable but NOT fat she’s on wegovy nena flexing that you’re on vacation while playing four games today and tap tap tapping away on the blogs page seems contradictory now kiss

is kinda redundant no?

if someone can use my designs in their shop meanwhile the designs in question: https://www.kovaze.com/designs/7517 (i know the edges are dogshit im learning and just thought this would be funny)

nitpicky at this point and ultimately everyone’s gonna have their own personal preference on it BUT i wish the Hysteria cast was still hidden while it was enrolling? like the rush of a game starting and seeing who u were playing w… immaculate

with TateMcRae kovaze tried to sabotage by not saving her comp twice but we biked every round… nevertheless she persisted type shit

to shrimp like maybe it’s time to keep the shrimp and drop the fried rice you know?

is occurring on Kovaze this evening

dress like shit in real life so i made a design so you can dress like shit on Kovaze too - https://kovaze.com/designs/7785

and i will tell you my TRUE opinion of you (even if i don't really know you i'll tell you what i think of you based on limited interactions/blogs page) i will probably do the first like 6 of these and give up so ACT FAST if you care Jaded - i think ur really polarizing and i was honestly kind of scared of you on TG, but i think deep down beyond the monotone and general evil demeanor you have, ur a genuinely nice person and i enjoy you tisha - your blogs and general presence rly make me laugh, and honestly even though you slit my throat and were a disgustingly pathological liar in Outcasted i appreciated that you actually had the mental capacity to hold legitimate strategic convos instead of just being like "haha i just know the others more :)" MarieEve - truly have no opinion of you except i think one time we were in an Arena together and you had a premade? or maybe it wasn't a premade idk. either way our interactions have been pleasant so i'd probably just say ur nice yandertron21 - i'm ngl you're really unassumingly cutthroat?? like when we played that one Hysteria together i kind of thought you'd be aloof but you were really ~in the mix~ and fucked me over in the most iconic way. ur also v kind and went out of your way to msg me when i blogged that i was having a rough day so i am a Yandertron fan melanie - you're someone i've always wanted to be Race partners with but i don't think we ever have been? i kind of get you mixed up with katheryn and maddie and all the other blonde girl avatars that are regulars in Race games but i feel like you've made me laugh a few times and i have a positive opinion of you carltonrs - for some reason i'm obsessed with being mean to you any time i see you in race but you're actually v nice? i feel like when i was first playing race and nuking every single comp you were very calm and patient despite you 10x'ing my score in every comp. i'm a fan of u and send me the link to your autoclicker jadennator1 - for some reason your username lives rent free in my head like. we never spoke on TG but when i started playing games here and seeing you in Race i was like oh that's jadennator1. i feel like u have a very distinct little clique on here and in my brain you're the leader of it and maybe that says something about ur power and authority. either way i like you!

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want a gift i probably won’t gift anyone but feel free to comment why i should send you one and what you want and perhaps.

think of me MOD_Raven

gets my 4th race win with hwest14

Robbie’s 97 year old ass is gonna win anyway let’s all JOIN RACE‼️

writing lengthy blogs about things others probably don’t give a fuck about i’m gonna do placement predictions for house of villains 3 11th: Christine Quinn (Selling Sunset) - I didn’t watch all of Selling Sunset, but Christine is kind of nasty as fuck in the best way. I’ve been really wanting to see her on either this or Traitors, but I feel like this queen doesn’t have that social strategy instinct in her. 10th: Drita D’Avanzo (Mob Wives) - I’ve never watched this show but I’ve seen Drita clips, and she’s kind of giving “person who fights with Tiffany Pollard and makes herself public enemy #1”. Maybe that’s not the exact set of circumstances but she’s gonna do something to make the wrong enemy early and leave early. 9th: Tom Sandoval (Vanderpump Rules) - I can feel a Johnny/Tom/Tyson alliance in the core of my soul for some reason, but I feel like people aren’t gonna like him and won’t want to live with him anymore. 8th: Tiffany “New York” Pollard (Flavor of Love) - I don’t mean to keep eliminating women, but I think this is about the time the fangirling will wear off and they’ll remember she has been on 100% of the seasons of this show. 7th: Tyson Apostol (Survivor) - Feel like either Paul or Ashley will get their shit together here and blindside Tyson. He’s really good at games but I think he’s strategist first and naturally villainous second. 6th: Kate Chastain (Below Deck) - Kind of giving Johnny Middlebrooks wins this round’s challenge and Kate picks a fight with the wrong person. She did an interview where she outright said she didn’t like someone from the cast (who is still in the game in this made up boot list) so I feel like that’s how she leaves. 5th: Johnny Middlebrooks (Love Island) - Probably a comp threat and probably annoying? I didn’t watch his LI season and he was kind of wallpaper on The Challenge so idk. 4th: Ashley Mitchell (The Challenge) - Circling back to Tyson, I think Ashley makes the move against him, then Paul cuts Ashley at the end because he knows he can’t beat her. 3rd: Jackie Christie (Basketball Wives LA) - She kind of gives random girl who is a big character but doesn’t actually do anything gamewise, so she loses in the end. 2nd: Paul Abrahamian (Big Brother) - Honestly this would just be funny. But I also really doubt he’s figured out jury management by now and a lot of these people aren’t gamers, so they’ll probably be bitter. 1st: Plane Jane (RuPaul’s Drag Race) - Honestly I’m realizing Plane probably won’t win but she’s the only one left. I really can see Plane and Paul working together and I feel like she may be more outright nasty than Paul and the jury might respect it. ——— I won’t be shocked in the slightest when/if not a single one of these is right but I was truly BORED! comment your predictions! or don’t! it’s up to you

gay people stay out of the comments because i know the joke you're gonna make but i mean a game on kovaze dot com