All Blogs by ocelot

went to a place and i’m ready to leave but if i leave i wont be home in time for bingo so now i gotta stay

going to Costco the day of the snowstorm I’m literally braver than the troops

if stubbing my toe on a coffee table was a kovaze game id score at least 4000 points

today i woke up and did ocelot things. because ocelots are nocturnal when i wake up it’s dark out. i know that might be confusing for some of you but i promise it’s not that complicated