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That at least one of the people who died to the Game Maker trap didn't cheat, but that they are just genuinely unintelligent.

Only come if you are a nuke or take pride in beating up on nukes.

Royale does nasty horrid things to people. You want to believe you are a nice person until you get your first taste of blood (and 39 ropes from killing someone), and then it's all you can think of. Makes you think. Happy Friday :)

PloobGoobins: 133712 leehoyminoy: 132725 HELLO?

It’s beauty. It’s art. It’s symbolic of the 900 ropes you will get. tisha and jtee — no notes. I simply bow.

Winning Royale 0.3? These people clearly read my warning and didn't get an ounce of sleep last night <3 Tisha papa jtee jdaddy vitor honey unfortunate

Just remember to all of you in Royale... sleep with one eye open... I suffered night terrors for 48 hours in the last royale... you better hope your LAST SEEN doesn't total anything greater than "0 Mins" or you... WILL DIE. You will always remember this as the Tuesday you got no sleep, where you got bags under your eyes, and tears were streaming down your faces all for you to claim about 7 arrows and to be taunted by other players inhaling their food and energy drinks while you view the game incognito and realize that, while they are refueling their resources, you are just... dying. You might think you have all the items, you might think you have all the kills, and you might think you have the best story because you happened to have your name next to the person who got 31st place. But No matter what, the outcome is the same. Dying.

Had a F2 with papa ? nexa KBeastW GabCo Overcome Pgamer

but make sure you're drunker than me

To join Royale. I have killed enough. I have seen things.

Where would our fantasy suite episode be? Ideas must cost more than 60k.

and I will tell you what pasta shape you remind me of. shrimpfriedrice - Cascatelli Glitter - Farfalle sweetheart - Elbow Mac papa - Angel Hair GabCo - Ravioli edmxxnd - Strozzapreti

Citizens of Kovazia, Today, we gather to announce - and graciously applaud - the early victory of Dream in the Second Royale. A triumph so self-evident, so delicately engineered, that resistance became merely symbolic. After multiple truces, it turns out he is not, in fact, a man of his word. Shocking, I know. But tell me - does honor truly belong in a Royale, or is it simply… optional? Congratulations on your win. Truly. And well done on removing the only individual courageous - or foolish - enough to stand against you. You clearly needed this victory more than any of the rest of us. <3 Holds up three fingers. The fight continues… Though one has to ask - how much longer will it be allowed to?

Dearest Kovazians, District 13, and Megachurch... I am holed up in a secret bunker inside the Royale Games. The Kapitol implants are plotting against the resistance. We need all the support we can get. If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with Mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation. Oh... Oh no... I hear bombs. Until my next message...

Citizens of Kovazia, I write to you, barely healed from my wounds, and we have discovered yet another Royale is on the horizon. My operatives are transporting me to the arena, where you can meet me and we will fight for our lives... together. It is there we will form the ultimate uprising. To get in contact, send your Jabberjays to leeferrell on Discord. Until then, *holds up 3 fingers*

Citizens of Kovazia.... (kidding) I want to thank all of you who voted me to sit on the first Kovaze Kouncil. Even if you did not vote me, I hope you can still trust me to be a voice for you. My DMs are always open if you need a concern raised on your behalf or a seat at the table. A big Congrats to the other 4 elected to the Kouncil, as well! As much as I am grateful for your support in this election, I hope you all will be even *more* vigilant and participatory in the elections that shape your very real and every day lives. Excited to see what we can accomplish together! Edit: if you need to reach me but I don't come to the phone you can reach my secretary shrimpfriedrice on one of their top blogs.

Citizens of Kovazia, I write to you, now secretly, from my bunker undernearth the Megachurch. My operatives rescued me under the guise of eating poisoned berries just before I could be fatally injured by a line of inexperienced and overzealous warriors. We may have lost this battle, but I intend to win THE WAR. Before I tend to my wounds, I want to thank you, Kovazians, for bestowing on me the honor to serve as your tribute inside the Royale Arena, and hope you will continue to choose me to support you in Kouncil: (https://www.kovaze.com/Elections). I stepped into the battlefield to show you what I am made of, and how I intend to lead as your trusted representative. I have shown that I can work on a team, and devise plans to get shit done. I am not afraid to challenge authority (holds a bracelet I stole from Sin's body). And, most importantly, I have shown that anyone who fucked with me in the arena the last several days were all met with their own comeuppance. I will be in touch again soon when the elections are over, and it is safe to make contact. Don't lose hope! Just know that I am holding up three fingers in this moment. A New Day has Dawned in Kovazia!

Sin thought they could come try to kill me in my sleep, but the spirits that look over the MegaChurch (temporarily called Our Lady of District 13) awoke me from my slumber, and the spirit drove all of our arrows into her chest. Sin is dead (in the game), and a new DAY awaits us, Kovazia!

Who wants to be heroic and get snapped in half by a gang of lizard monsters so I can live?