I think it's because I worked at a Five Guys in college, so GIRLS I CAN GET THE TOPPINGS ON THE PATTIES, AND THE CHEESE NEVER TRICKS ME UP. I use to run the topping section during football games, and for a gay like me it was a warzone that prepared me for Burgers

IM BACK FROM THE GYM WITH MY PURSE OUT

The treasure hunt method and now can score like 900 still need to do some work and memorize it more, but should I release a vlog educating the public?

Worked me hard today sister, I am just now eating Lunch. Staying skinny, but damn. Blessed to have a job, so I can be the Kovaze Esperanza fairy. I don’t wish corporate America on any of you though, find yourself a sugar daddy.

YanderTron21 Please tag me in next spoons. Mulan leaving before fucking Snow White and Ting Ting can’t happen again.

Honey This SHAKE N GO WIG IS KINDA CUNT OMG I LOVE A GOOD SHAKE N GO Who wants the other one?

I've always been so fucking angry when people join Arena and Race at the same time, and then proceed to get partnered with you, SAVE 0 IN THE RACE, AND GET YOU ELIMINATED.... Then you check their arena that was so important they ignore their partner for, and you see them get like 9TH. FLOPPING BOTH GAMES. Some of you think you are dream and style and you simply arnt Tag offenders yeehaw is one

Must be handled it seems certain users were talking smack about me when I was banned behind my back, now I can't release names yet, because I need to verify the validity of this information. However, I have put on my President Pussy Design to handle this immediately. PLEASE STAY TUNED.

sin tried to do something cute and make cute little cunty rooms for us to decorate. There were planned updates but you all didn’t use it, and I was like one of the only people buying furniture. I think it’s cute, we need more furniture but we won’t get it because you all won’t buy it, and because of it the room feature will eventually be removed and MY CAT I BOUGHT WILL BE DELETED FOREVER. So honestly from the bottom of my heart, fuck you all

I will buy both the Mint Dutch Oven and the Blue Dutch oven and look at them and then give the one I like less to my sister. YAS MRS KOOLNESS HAS A SISTER 3 years older than me. Her name is Kristen and she is an icon ALSO ROOMS ARE CUTE bim

Me asking Kovaze.com about what color Dutch Oven I should buy has more general support than the true story about my 15 year old biological mother electing not to ABORT me. Goes to show you.....

Buying a Dutch Oven to continue growing my rather illustrious culinary skills. I am down to three colors but can’t decide. Please help me out, take like one fucking second and vote in the poll.

I actually am adopted and my Birth Mother had me at like age 15, and gave me up for adoption. She could have aborted me, and while I support her retroactive right to choose, I am glad I was not aborted, because I went on to win Celebs 7, I hope I am making her proud everyday. STEW ESPERANZA

But now I am off the clock and surrounded by my fellow Kovazians. I am at peace. You all give me light in this darkness.

Nobody was this up in a tizzy and upset that I beat jaded like literally two celebs ago, after going up like 6 times. Jaded even went unominated and had a much harder format then this one.

In college I dated this guy for about a year / year and a half. Honestly looking back on it, he was fucking crazy. However, he had a nice body and did Karate and BJJ and I found that very hot, he also kinda asked me out randomly at the fair. I love the fair, so we dated. He was like super clingy and controlling and younger me thought that was like amazing, since it meant he was super into me, and to be honest he kinda was obsessed with me. Well I convinced him to play Wizard101 with me, and he and I got really into it. Well one night we were playing in like Wizard City trying to do our fishing quest, and he started getting all hot and steamy so one thing led to another and we were having some consensual sexy time. Well at one point he has me on my back legs spread, and is just going to town and randomly stops, and looks at my computer screen, and then just asks me like “Wait where did you get that Achilles Wizard Cap or something” and I was like ummmmm da fuck, we are like in the middle of something, but apparently it was rare. I told him someone randomly gifted me, and he got so mad and made me delete them off my friends list before we continued, I honestly wish this was a joke, but I’ve never shared that with people before and felt the need to now

For the celebrities 9 Finale night. How do I look?

Golden Star Arena but instead of saving someone, you just send one of the bottom 3 packing. Like I love Money

The secret to Treasure Hunt for a gift.

Front desk guy at my gym is trying to flirt with me. OMG Kovaze I might let him have a little bite. Just a little one though.