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I make over six figures.

I’ve had like 8 tequila shots, so does anyone want a gift. I’m feeling randomly generous omg love you all. Also I can’t do Royale, the fact you can get killed in your sleep. It’s so weird I use to be like a hardcore gamebot, but lol I need my 8 hours now, I’m getting old…. I can’t do it, but not too old…. Don’t get it twisted.

sin we should have an item that is a landmind similar to a bomb. That triggers when someone enters the area and damages all people who are in that zone. You set it and then leave and then the next time someone enters that zone BOOM

I forgot I had like 6000 Koinz in my bank in addition to what I have in my pocket book. I’ll be gifting people who I feel have ugly designs and need some help getting stylish

To send a care package to someone in Royale and the care package is actually a live bomb. That would be so cute and fun.

sin When is this celebrity raffle lol honey you’ve held on to my 50KOINZ for celebs for too long, I could have invested that into LE BANK FOR INTEREST. I’m starting to think I’ve been swindled and this is a fake raffle scenario

Crickets maybe 1 vote, I post gifts all the roaches comes out of the wood works. I’ll still gift though, but I’m starting to think some of you only like Koolness for her KOINZ

They have free unlimited Starbucks, like an actual store. I’m shaking. Cackles with my iced venti shaken espresso

sin honey I have a masters degree and I can’t figure out OUTLASTER ITS TOO COMPLICATED PLEASE MOTHER MAKE IT EASIER OMG

But a guy with a mustache and nice arms , could murder me and I would be okay with that

People are thriving on here , love you all Kovazians, hug kiss Xoxoxoxoxo 💋

This is a serious blog. I am happy sin made Kovaze and gave people a place to come back and reunite and have fun with their friends again. That’s the only one sad thing about Tengaged I thought some people escape went away, and I know it went away because some of you are bat shit fucking insane. So I’m just so so happy there is a place for you to all be bat shit insane again. This might be the tequila talking omg…

Fabulous! I love shop changes. Rubs my KOINZ TOGETHER

But I’m drunk so I can’t cause I’ll score 13 in stacker omg

With whomever from Corporate booked my flight that had me have to get to the airport at 5:00AM this morning. It's so strange, before I've always ended up booking my flight and just charging it to the company card, I have no clue why this one was booked for me, and why the flight time is so foul. Also this sounds so bad, but I am sitting here surrounded by all these military Navy men, and the one gay one that sounds like he is on Drag Race is screaming about random shit being annoying and waking everyone up. The gays really don't let us have any rest. Also my Dunking cost me 25...... Literally they just moved my fucking gate to 20 minutes across the airport omg AMERICAN IS SO FOUL I WANT MY UNITED Also @chibi thanks for the gift king.

I was at the gym waiting to use a machine and I checked my phone and out of second habit just went to the games page and randomly enrolled into an Arena for no reason. I couldn’t play, I did not log on to enroll into anything, but I was drawn like a moth to the flame, like a crack addict. Kovaze just has an iron grip around me already OMG

Come get some discounted designs queens /kings

About the updated BINGO TIMES and missing. So sad for me. Congratulations to whomever won, maybe consider being kind and gifting your bestie from my Boutique. LOVE YOU ALL

146 KOVAZIANS ONLINE I THINK IT'S TIME TO RACE.

Please enjoy this poem I made. Please, show kindness on Kovaze Do you know what that is? It’s not laughing at my Guitar score With your Discord friends Please, show kindness on Kovaze It’s as simple as that Don’t make fun of @chibi Just because he might be fat. Please show kindness on Kovaze. It really not that hard. Don’t be a nasty, ugly, mean, pimply, rude ass snot mouth having bitch