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who probably struggle to put together a ham sandwich complaining that the link to a game isn’t working like ok mark zuckerburg why don’t you fix it then

or as most of you would call it, the shop

but getting 100 people to sign up for an event, watch a Twitch stream, then post countless unfunny blogs about it… random eyes random lize random lies could never

Sin just DMed me and let me know that the wheel slices were weighted differently based on your BMI this makes so much sense

which was incredibly disappointing until i heard that for the opening ceremony Corey1 will be helicoptering his [REDACTED] in the center of the arena

yandertron21

with my pussy out hoping to entice Sin into enrolling me in Royale

but i just looked at the final election candidates and one of them has maybe the worst pitch imaginable like how did you type that out and hit submit

a really pleasant Race experience with @Xakim reconsidering some things rn.

and i'll tell you how i felt when / how i would feel if i nuked you in Race Amandasings04 - i'd probably DM you "you deserved that" but feel kind of bad only bc you're not annoying about it Space - hard for me to consider this one because i feel like we might nuke each other Jaded - i wouldn't even have time to think about it before we were both in the next one but probably happy CarltonRS - there's not a lot of tone in your messages so when i've nuked you before i assumed you were pissed and even though you weren't i still feel bad bc you're pleasant leehoyminoy - i've seen your scores it would undoubtedly be the other way around NaughtyNacho - i'd feel bad because i know this means more to you than it means to most people DOOM - you give a sort of don't come to school tomorrow energy so i'd be a little scared Jane - i'd feel kind of bad until i remembered every time you'd plotted against me in Hysteria

i know people have asked for the ability to practice comps which i do think we need but also i think it would help a lot if the competitions just had instructions? obvi like Deal and shit are self-explanatory but the first time i played Holey i had no fucking clue what was happening. and if you're a newbie and you join Arena, you have a 2/3 chance of getting one of the social/strategic formats which newer people lose in bc they don't know anyone. so it's kinda like... how do you ever get good at that point

restart the nuke discourse from last night but the argument from losers like Xakim being "go play Arena where you won't ruin someone else's placement" 1. i don't know what would've ever led you to believe i give a singular fuck about your placement in an online game for dorks 2. if your success on Kovaze dot com is that crucial to you i urge you to seek therapy or alternative hobbies

are 1 in the HOF for minigames but don’t have 1 dollar in your bank account

haven’t decided for what yet. but pyn.

chazz you couldn’t do in your life what i do in a day.

i was third on that fat guy’s nuke rankings

on this website she friend requested me on facebook recently and i swiftly hit the decline button

i solemnly swear to set a screentime limit for users on this site dependent on their BMI