https://kovaze.com/blog/206103 i got one bowl of fettuccine alfredo, 12 breadsticks, and one bowl of fettucine five cheese marinara before my parents cut me off. i got an angel hair alfredo to go.

FUCK this olive garden up https://kovaze.com/blog/206103

https://kovaze.com/blog/206118

for my birthday 👅👅👅👅 chloekay be like: omg i could never eat that much food, fatty fat cullen

ON MY BIRTHDAY WOOHOOO ladies ladies please stop fighting in the comments

on election day and not 18 so i'm stuck watching all of you vote:

like erika kirk thank you high GO VOTE

to gift me for my birthday, i'll take either female hair plz

of my birthday powerhouse nokomis you will be dealt with.

with jay-z and your thot daughter shows up with her bisexual boyfriend and the waiter brings a skinnylicious menu but she's wearing polyester so she's cancelled, how many biracial people would win in a fight against 6 7 labubus but they're autistic but you can only choose between the man and the bear until fine shyt clocks your tea

but i do not give a FUCK about asbb right now... sorry nettles and mattychamps my birthday is more important

IN 2 HOURS

for my birthday tomorrow

WHO'S GIFTING ME?

both mingles 👅👅

ME AND CHRIS

let's make brookie prejury