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lemme start my lil campaign chile………

i’ve been seeing a lot of messy tweets abt love island so i decided to give this season a try. i only watched last season bc my roommates were obsessed and one day it hooked me so i caught up and followed the season. i’ve watched like 3-4 episodes of this season on my own volition today today. why does this mind control work so well? 😭 pls don’t spoil i don’t wanna have to fuck nobody up, but who yall fuck with from this season? i be tryna psychoanalyze but it’s like the show makes it impossible not to objectify them the whole time so i’m not sure what any of these ppl are like yet 🥸

Idk why it’s frying me LMAO I had to gather myself. It’s just so cunty, and ion even use that word

mf like me jus wanna joce and vibe and play some minigames for a min

i’m bored felt like kovazeing?????????

3rd place off my impulse raffle ticket purchase, just broke my 900 on c2 drought, maybe i’m kovaze dot com slash shop’s most successful gambling addict……..

(shoutout JTee for carrying me tho)

they said it’s good for the soul

i never rlly played vivor on the old site id like to experience a merge streak with the homies

i should have been on bb this season but alas i will be watching from home with u all 😪 this casting cycle felt weird, i feel like there’s definitely returnees or sumn going on. excited to see wassup tho and i can’t wait to get in there and win it next year 🙂‍↕️

basically just a random rant abt irl shit but yeah if ur here lets have story time for context, over the past few weeks at my job there’s been a manager who has it out for me and a few of my friends who have been working there the longest. she feels undermined bc she doesn’t know what she’s doing and we put out the fires she starts, which is fine but she then proceeded to coerce people into submitting hr complaints against us with a false narrative she’s been spreading. weird shit, especially from a 47 year old woman with children, but i digress. this started on mother’s day, and has been actively happening to this very day. my boss has essentially said if he fires her, he has to close every night bc there’s no other manager, and he’s not doing that. last night these kids at work started a whole bunch of shit and i just had to text them and ask them if they were okay because something really can’t be right to be this obsessed. this somehow turned into me threatening them in a bar last night??? and to make a long story short, i got fired this morning! when all this shit started popping off, i secured another job. i was planning on quitting my current job in the next week or so (fuck a 2 weeks notice i’m a bartender and also this shit has been extremely disrespectful so i wasn’t worried abt professionalism). now i just get a week and a half to stay home, chill, and record! funny thing abt the situation is that while all this was happening and i was allegedly threatening this 18 year old kid i worked with in a bar, i was actually on a date! i’ve been talkin to this dude for a minute now and we’ve been wanting to hang out frfr but hadn’t gotten around to it. last night we did, and we rode around for hours and listened to music and talked and we have sooo much more in common than i realized. i haven’t been seriously interested in anybody in a couple years, but i might cut off the hoes???? so all-in-all i ain’t mad at none of this. i got fired from my fuck ass job that i was quitting anyway. i get a week and a half to focus in on recording and perfecting my album for release. AND im bouta get engaged prolly. karma’s like a boomerang i guess 🤭

“Idk how you did it and got everyone to drink the chazz Kool aid I warned everyone you were gonna turn on them... Amazing game man you have my vote to win” I’m just a frenzy legend ig 💅🏽😭

im high and i comment but forget to , but we always circle back and pay our respects on kovaze dot com slash blogs 🙂‍↕️

and i will give u one emoji to describe u, but i will not provide any context about my personal association with that emoji so it will likely be confusing and/or meaningless to u ❤️ (in arena but ill get to this v soon) Britt - 🏃‍♀️ MarieEve - 🎞️ aries - ♨️ Cristi - 🎿

for sooooooo fkn long smh I was robbed of my blackout flame

its a new weirdo every week chile….

lets race!

because why not <3