All Blogs by brookie

than starting the burgers comp & trying to concentrate but mrschloekaycecci starts singing her rendition of "BURGERS, BURGERS, BURGERSSSS, BURGERSSSSSSSSS" to the tune of Jolene by Dolly Parton...... BITCH IM COMPETEING!!!!

vegetarian style, thats where they wrap the burger in lettuce and honestly it was so good i kinda get why cherry is vegetarian now it literally tasted just the same just less calories without the bun!

of the summer months is the under boob sweat :// having to tuck my shirt under my tiddies 24/7

having to jump thru hoops for health insurance. like yes i open the app and check off that i walked 14,000 steps, slept 8 hours, ate 3 balanced meals, did a 30 minute workout, repeated self affirmations, tracked my weight, and read the daily health article ... while im actually laying in bed with 1 eye open after 4 hours of sleep and planning to go to mcdonald's for breakfast !

football. like imagine being so excited to watch another dude play with balls that you literally get his last name on a shirt to wear. GAY.

with Ugly Avatar Syndrome (UAS) ill start Ethan

that there's a group of users on this website who the first experience they had with me was during my peak COVID alcoholism where i joined a random discord call TRASHED, burped insanely loud, said "here comes the other end", moved the microphone down to my ass and motorcycle farted. horrifying.

anyone?

IM CURRENTLY SWEATING ON THE TOILET PLS SEND HELPPPPP

Jaded has my entire friend group scared to join race is crazy. no one wants to play race with me because they are terrified to get him as a partner and be berated :( i mentioned he was offline, so they joined, but have assigned someone to "jaded patrol" to refresh his profile every 30 seconds to make sure he doesnt come online and join. we may need to plan a #JadedIntervention to help him reform his behavior towards his race partners.

ARE FOR POOR PEOPLE! #SEPERATETHESHOES

in my dream last night my toe nails and finger nails kept falling off help what does this mean

i ate 4 mozzarella sticks for dinner and im truly disgusted at the thought of anymore food but a year ago fatty fatty unemployment benefits o'clock me would have been heating up chicken nuggets & fries in the air fryer and making cookies in the oven

everyone on kovaze is at least one. which one(s) are you?

the queen the one true sri lankan heiress the one and only Minie the good when i met her, i was at the lowest of lows i had no home, had not eaten in weeks she saved me brought me in gave me shelter clothed me fed me protected me gave me a will to live i will NEVER be able to repay for everything she has done for me she is my biggest supporter has bestowed 45 gifts onto me and continues to bless me each and every day i will never be able to repay her #SHOPKULT #SRILANKA #QUEENMINIE

thewoman is on a bender spending money on koinz and his mom just came into his room and yelled "WHY DID I JUST GET 5 CHARGES ON MY CARD FOR KOW-VASE?" NOW HES CRYING AND SAYING HE WILL PAY HER BACK ?????????????? HELP................

yes, designs and gifts are my entire personality. no, there will never be a limit to how many i can have! thank you so much nick for gifting me this beautiful gown and crowning me with my official 300th! and thank you to everyone who has been a part of my #KovazeDesigns journey thus far, keep it up ladies! here is an AI image of my avatar to celebrate! 1 more gift for brookie, 1 less polar bear in the arctic 💕

ALL HAIL QUEEN BRITT, SHE HAS DEAFED THE WICKED WICKED RUNAWAYS! NO "I WON MY FIRST ARENA" BLOG TONIGHT! CHANT IT WITH ME! QUEEN BRITT! QUEEN BRITT! QUEEN BRITT!

AND IM ONLINE ITS NOT SAFE ITS NOT SAFE ITS NOT SAFE ITS NOT SAFE ITS NOT SAFE ITS NOT SAFE ITS NOT SAFE ITS NOT SAFE