Is the type of straight man that occasionally likes to wear women’s underwear

You like daddy’s food

But I work tommorow morning and I’ll have a tough time going to sleep tonight

I bought all new towels the other day so that they match but I’m having a hard time committing to throwing away the old ones. Somebody tell me it’s okay. And how many should I keep for potential garage rags

A rules and guidelines section on the faq page is so that the mods can make up rules on the fly and remove anyone they don’t like. It’s very much giving 1930’s Germany

Who wants join race with me ;) naughtynacho

Has the voice of a man i could marry , why does he sound so hot cherry ? Is he hot

That trashy af celebrities we just had

Shoot in the dark failure. I really thought I was better than everyone else for only ever having successfully rolled the dice. Turns out I’m just a chump

Did they play the whole movie in theatres on release ? do you think they had an intermission while they switched the tapes ?

I don’t light up a room when I walk it, it feels kind of akin to divine protection

Needs to get her foot off my neck

Than existing is hung men

To replace all my towels so they are all the same instead of the ghetto mismatched 50 towels I have half of which were stolen when I moved out of my parents house

Canadians do you remember when Canadian tire used to have paper money, it was lowkey the best because when I first got my license Canadian tire still had a gas station in town and you could use the money to buy gas

That game is cooked

And he listed like 6 potential months and none of them were correct… is that why it’s called #aussieaura because everything is ass backwards for them

All day today to get into the Y2K mindset so I can slay fashionista