The moment I don’t leave my key in my car I fucking lose it. I have no idea where it even could be 😭

and having a garage full of tools and random ass shit. I don’t know what half that stuff is for but I keep it just incase

More like Hippocratic Oaf Glaceon

Or energy drink ? Ice coffee or macchiato

!!!!!! Where the fuck did my day go

I think guys with lifted trucks and straight piped exhausts are so fucking cool! Whenever I hear them coming I get so excited to check out what hottie with a massive cock is behind the wheel

I leave as many lights on and cupboards open as I damn well please

It’s to similar too June. I can never remember which comes first. Worst of all it’s my mother’s birthday in June and I always think it’s in July because how the fuck am I supposed to differentiate the two when they are both summer months starting with JU! ALSO i just watched a trailer for a movie that looked good and it said it was streaming JULY 29 and I got all excited thinking I could watch it tonight and guess fucking what ITS JUNE 29th

space is magasandy and he is only here to get intel on how to run a successful site

axel & cswaggerr are little bitches

Dead rotting animal at work. Either that or a bear I can never tell the difference

Feature is cute ngl! 10\10 great idea sin it really was a pain in the ass to peep in a game and have to go back to the games page just to enroll ps. my condolences 💔

Spoiler: Jace wakes up and says just kidding

Far to often for a straight white cis man

Okay, I am not gay, alright ? If any of you are still talking about my mother or me or my wedding. My mother is not gay, I am not gay I am getting married and the 4th of July is not some kind of gay holiday

I think I can accurately rank everyone now. Holy Trinity; Bryce Trinity Kenzie Boring but likeable: Jen Batshit but tolerable: Melanie Kayda Boring but tolerable: Aniya Caleb Toxic but endearing: Sincere New people: Dylan he’s cute af Parisma Gal he’s seems like a loser with nothing going for him wdu mean you make coffee and surf for a living 🤦‍♂️ Caleb’s new chick kind of frumpy TOXIC: Zach ( dangerous because he’s gay and playing games with straight women’s emotions) Corbin TITI KC ( insecure gross little man syndrome)

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I was the original pearl girl

A nice big glass of plain white whole milk with a half dozen ice cubes and a straw

But I’m glad it’s back for the people who actually enjoy it #empath