Women can vote is because a man allowed her too

I don’t even spin that stupid little wheel.

Is to fall in love with a straight man and make him gay

Go to bed early tonight so I’m a little less cranky at work tomorrow

Yuck people’s Yum @shrimpfriedrice. If the twinks want to obsess over a new female every month let them. Same goes for the fatties that like to fight with each other. It’s what they enjoy doing so who are you to judge someone else’s happiness

Just lactated … anyone ever experience this before

Is inherently gay. You can’t tell me with a straight face that that you’ve never sucked your buddy off in the middle of the woods before

You’re my soul mate nicorobin

Other people smile , it’s contagious

Has convinced me I need to become a Christian sorry not sorry

To kill in euphoria I’m absolutely shooketh that it was Lexi

My secret ingredient is real home made stocks. I just love to make huge batches of stock and freeze it in mason jars to use whenever needed! My favourite stock is probably turkey stock when I’m sick Ill heat that shit up and put it in a mug and just drink it

I got killed in an Royale for the 1 millionth time and crashed out, spent money to buy diamonds so i could change my name to VICTIM. It’s all caps because I was still actively crashing out at the time of the change

Is this you skinny

Why don’t we have the option to delete multiple blogs at once sin

Myself a fully established rosemary bush. I’m so fucking excited I love rosemary so very much but always end up killing the small dinky plants

It’s 9 am and I’ve already hit 2 things with my car