Is so funny because all of a sudden I’m a fucking expert

At work my coworker called in sick which we all knew he wasn’t sick including the boss. One of my other coworkers asked where he was in big meeting , and my boss goes on to say how he had a fever of 103 this morning blah blah blah and the coworkers GOES he seemed completely fine to me yesterday. The way I side eyed that man so fucking hard why you throwing someone under the bus like that!?! Hoes ain’t fucking loyal. I piped up and was like no no he’s hasn’t been feeling good all week

To not know what tg was is sending me. THE SIGNS WERE THERE

Where id be in life if I was into trucks and beer instead of online reality tv show competition games

This blog gets I will unmask a moderator

To be so fucking awkward😬

But refuses to let me decapitate anyone in royale

For impersonating an events coordinator

How inconsistent all the comps are here. Legit the only one that’s not all over the place is flags and that comp just sucks in general

🏆 SexyTex wins Arena! 🏆 ROUND RESULTS: SexyTex: 75 Luxray: 10 Crayadian: 0

yeah if you weren’t an absolute insufferable freak about it while nominating me it would’ve just been game but you choose to be some weird caricature that you’d never be irl like. which one of us truly needs to get a grip --- On 11th of February 2026, Crayadian wrote: Get a grip dude it’s a game. --- On 11th of February 2026, shrimpfriedrice wrote: girl ur weird as fuck playing the exact same game in your ten hysterias tomorrow and pretending ur a real housewives cast member on kovaze --- On 11th of February 2026, Crayadian wrote: Get out of my pms , I nominated you get over it --- On 11th of February 2026, shrimpfriedrice wrote: still bitter over a hysteria from like a months ago but it’s weird as fuck if so??? i don’t have an issue with u and so im not sure where this hostility comes from lmao

Hysteria so I don’t have to go inactive and get -7293 billion elo

Yet I have a strong opinion about everything, even topics I’m not informed on

When the macher twins are the killers in the new scream movie. It would make sense because they have 9 lives and the killers are notoriously hard to kill. They’ll somehow have been waiting the whole time to get close enough to Sidney to get her family like she got theirs

Really should lose blog privileges

I will forever be a pitbull lover. They are genuinely the most sweetest, cuddliest, cutest angels in the entire world! I just love em so much

Sometimes even I forget that