Summers not even officially over yet but it feels like fall and I already want to kill myself! Also should I hook up with my boss tonight ?

By Dolly Partons Imagination Libary

Because they couldn’t handle that women are the creators of life, but yall fell for it so it really says more about you than anything else 🤷‍♂️

Was honestly so fucking good at being a housewife , it’s such a shame we didn’t get more of her

So when you had to spam for HOH in frookies and I would just post Lush Life by Zara Larson a million times in a row

But from a distance , when he gets too close I get the ick

Because I was too busy attacking sin

And I’m only on season 3 , but the timeline for season 3 is hella weird. Like they spent a month on the island and it’s like they got home for a day and everything has already gone back to normal for their lifes. Pope going back to school and nobody else does ? Like Joe’s parents are throwing a 15th anniversary party for the whole island but like 2 days ago they were under the impression their daughter was dead like …?

Cut your fucking nails

I didn’t even know he was in the game

aleksa we are having so much fun in dead weight 5

More like Tex’s Tenuous Island

@3am should I be crying ? Any tips on how to make this as messy as possible

And text my ex 🙃

He’s added like 10 names to his hit list and now he’s cutting off friendships.

Mhm not really but should I ?

I’m the reason tez has won 3 seasons in a row of dead weight arena. Seems like I’m his good luck charm

Is this him every single time you win POV team 2 looses

When the twink working the counter at Canadian tire tried telling me what was wrong with my lawnmower