I hate to break up the blogs page regularly scheduled programming of random “the mole” hosted by yours truly but it has come to my attention that Bagel is in fact an ungrateful fat cow And when you’re an ungrateful fat cow, you get slaughtered, and I’m cooking up some fat juicy steaks tonight Don’t bite the hand that feeds u bagel how dare u

It’ll be the most basic bullshit I can come up with using random.org and a phone I’ll take 12 ppl KnowUh @Chibi Rainolds LEXEY Idol leehoyminoy issyiss DOOM Josh KaliMinaj @matcha sobriquet

If we fucked on the bathroom sink

DOOM I HOPE YOURE HAPPY NOW. I HOPE YOURE PROUD HOW YOU WOULD GROVEL IN SUBMISSION TO FEED YOUR OWN AMBITION

YOUVE LOST THE PLOT

who tried calling me performative and slimy for gifting them and others i hope u get coal for christmas

"ME" DOESNT SUFFICE

if u lost the raffle i'll gift 3 people in like 5 mins post what u want losing sucks when u spend so much on it and i dont need all this wealth edit: it'll be random to be fair for u vultures

Jumping Rosa parks again

FLIP THE VOTE