Please
SummerMariah
Dont join race if you cant break 200 in holey. Please practice in arena
SummerMariah
Dont join race if you cant break 200 in holey. Please practice in arena
SummerMariah
what about cherry
BADDIES: Ratchet Reloaded — Episode 1 “Who Touched My Edges?!” CAST Kitchen cam shaking, pots clanking, “WHO USED MY EDGE CONTROL?!” Bxran in a bonnet, Wow Platinum in a robe with sunglasses, Naughty Nacho holding a ladle like a weapon. A cup flies (plastic, calm down), Death stands in the doorway like security who clocks out at 9. Freeze frame on harajuku yelling “NOT THE EDGES!” → 12 HOURS EARLIER. Move-In Madness @WowPlatinum rolls in with three suitcases, a ring light, and a laminated list titled “Don’ts.” Don’t breathe near her makeup. Don’t touch her lashes. Don’t make eye contact before noon. brxan claims the biggest room: “Manifestation, baby.” Runaways tries to be neutral Switzerland and ends up bunking next to the drama border. Gagaluv walks in with a sequin duffel and a portable speaker blasting a remix of “You Tried It.” Frostbite sets her iced coffee on the marble like a territory flag. Kemi arrives with a clipboard: “House rules: label your food, label your wigs, label your intentions.” xcharliex is filming everything. “For the vlog, obviously.” sobriquet speaks in soft shade: “I love a fixer-upper… emotionally.” harajuku unpacks bows, says “Kawaii but chaotic.” juandav says he’s “low drama,” then steals the best mirror. NaughtyNacho wheels in a hot plate and a Costco bag of Takis. “I’m the chef and the problem.” @Nikw98 just wants Wi-Fi and a charger. ICameron is already editing confessionals in the foyer like TMZ with a ring light. @Death: silent, ominous, carrying nothing but a black duffel and authority. @TatyanaRun jogs through the living room in a two-piece set: “Cardio and chaos, let’s go.” Josh is zen until someone leaves a wet towel on his aura. AngiekStan sticks “ANGIEK APPROVED” stickers on the best bathroom shelf. First spark: Wow Platinum posts a whiteboard: “Master room = my room. Discuss feelings elsewhere.” Bxran: “Who died and made you Pottery Barn?” Death (confessional): “If they swing over a mattress, I’m not saving anyone’s lashes.” House Meeting (3:00) Kemi runs point: No hot plates in the glam room. No mystery guests until Episode 3. No lying… on camera. Off camera? “Use your spirit.” Naughty Nacho: “What about emotional support tequila?” Kemi: “Approved with a wristband.” Pavard tries being calm: “Let’s center ourselves.” Gagaluv: “I’m centered around mess.” Bathroom War (8:00) Five girls, one mirror, three edges at risk. harajuku’s glitter liner migrates onto Frostbite’s hoodie. Frostbite: “Now I sparkle against my will.” Wow Platinum: “It’s called branding, babe.” TatianaRun starts a “Who did it better?” poll for winged liner. xcharliex films. Bxran screams “NOT THE FENTY!” and that’s when someone “accidentally” elbows the edge control into the sink. Cue mini scuffle: lots of pointing, hands clapping on syllables, a sneaker slides off. Death separates them with one eyebrow. Josh sprays sage like Febreze. Room Assignments = Street Code (12:30) AngiekStan claims the balcony room using squatter’s rights and a pink throw blanket. Runaways proposes bunking pairs. juandav agrees—then swaps rooms mid-sentence. Bxran and Wow Platinum square up over closet space. Wow: “I hang couture, you hang delusion.” Bxran: “Delusion comes in a size you could never zip.” They get nose-to-nose; Pavard slides between like a calm traffic cone. First Outing: The Club Booking (16:00) Promoter texts: “Pull up, section ready.” ICameron yells “Content!” Nikw98 yells “Aux!” Gagaluv changes in the Uber. At the door, the list says: “Baddies 5.” They brought 17. Kemi negotiates, Josh flirts with the bouncer’s conscience, Death just stares until two more wristbands appear out of fear. Inside: Naughty Nacho orders six trays of lemon pepper like it’s communion. harajuku starts a kawaii twerk that becomes a cultural event. xcharliex “accidentally” posts a story tagging the ex of someone present. TatianaRun does cardio in heels, laps the section twice. Gagaluv starts a chant: “WHO TIRED? NOT US!” Bxran and Wow do a fake truce selfie, both caption “She tried it.” The Pettiest Fight (21:30) Back at the house, Naughty Nacho discovers the hot fries are missing. Kemi opens an investigation like Law & Order: Snacks Unit. Clues: orange dust on xcharliex’s lip gloss, a receipt in Gagaluv’s bra, harajuku holding a chip like evidence. xcharliex: “I don’t steal. I curate.” Gagaluv: “If the bag was open, it was community property.” Bxran: “And yet the community is hungry.” Voices rise. A drink flies (again, plastic), Wow Platinum ducks and calls her lawyer (aka her Notes app). Death: “Everyone to their corners.” Josh: “Deep breaths, shallow reads.” Confessionals (rapid fire) Bxran: “I’m not fighting over chips, I’m fighting for respect… and chips.” Wow Platinum: “I’m above this—unless there’s lighting.” Naughty Nacho: “All I know is somebody chewed.” Kemi: “If I make a spreadsheet, will y’all behave?” Gagaluv: “I don’t do theft, I do taste tests.” Frostbite: “They’re hot fries. I’m colder.” harajuku: “Kawaii court is now in session.” Death: “I warned the glam room. Snacks are next.” TatianaRun: “If you sprint, you don’t snack. Cardi-no.” AngiekStan: “I stan drama I can watch sitting down.” Runaways: “I run from mess. It keeps pace.” juandav: “My mic picked up the crunch. That’s all I’m saying.” Nikw98: “1998 taught me: label your lunch.” ICameron: “This footage? Emmy for ‘Unnecessary.’” sobriquet: “In the beginning there was chaos, and it had orange fingers.” The Almost-Throwdown (28:00) Wow Platinum calls Bxran “Broke Beyoncé.” Bxran: “At least I’m booked Destiny.” They square up; Pavard whispers “breathe” like spellwork. Death steps forward. The room freezes. Even the air won’t move without permission. Kemi declares a House Tribunal: reimburse Naughty Nacho $6.49, community snack jar, and NO EDGES IN THE SINK. Violators owe one pair of lashes to harajuku. Everyone fake-agrees. Gagaluv hits play on a mess anthem. Peace for 37 seconds. Cliffhanger (31:00) Doorbell. Three knocks. ICameron: “We’re not expecting anyone.” Death opens the door to a silhouette with a rolling suitcase and a glittery baseball bat-shaped purse. Voice: “Hi babes. I heard y’all were hungry.” AngiekStan: “NOT HER.” To be continued…
SummerMariah
SummerMariah
Is this dead
SummerMariah
SummerMariah
why cant i break 3k??