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if i did a Spoons game with my 20 favorite films would u all indulge me and participate pretty please with a sprite flavored cherry on top

you cant be with the context

there is absolutely no way in hell i am updating that PYN to 43 people ill do some more for people who i feel i have a lot of material to work with but i can not give an indepth analysis on 43 people, 2/3 of which i do not know. the PYN life is not for me. im just not strong enough.

Doom looking like my inbred half sister who was sent to the mountains to die

i call upon frostbite to lower the price of those eyes and lips (made by me) because charging 600koinz on something i made months ago when i don’t even charge 500koinz for fresh designs? that’s criminal. #FrostShah #EatTheRich

anything a top blog what are we doing

and i will give an extensive honest opinion on you and where you fit into the ecosystem of this site. Sam - You are funny in a straight male way (not a bad thing, just a thing) and i think you fulfill a very important role on this site; you are like a sponge for overbearing people. Someone like you is very approachable and easy to gel with which is generally great but i think it also makes people feel they have permission to lay everything onto you and get very attached to you (hence your recent-ish scuffles on the blogs page). Youre kinda a social fixture on the site, although i really dont have a grasp on how you are in games. AmandaSings04 - As top 10 funniest users on the site (according to me- i may publish this top 10 someday) you are very important to the culture. AmandaSings04 is very necessary and some may say a necessary evil. People like you give the site consistent and fresh jokes in the form of wordplay and reaction images/gifs, and thats so needed to stop the social aspect from getting stale. AmandaSings04 is kinda like Wendy Williams. We need her to keep the big dogs in check and give us hilarity. MarieEve - Kind but sassy. Theres definitely a place for you and your kind on this site and id say you definitely shine in games more than the blogs page. I cant speak to that as much as i can the users who are mainly known for their blogs but youre a strong and consistent player and thats important. ItsAModernLife - Very kind and helpful. A wholesome user whos also funny. Youre a rare breed actually. We dont get that many people who are both prominent in games and the blogs page both funny and sincere. You stand out in the sense that i dont think you fit an archetype. Youre really your own type of user. Poppy - This will be an underwhelming one for you and i apologize; i dont exactly know yet where you fit in. The site could always use more nice people and GIRLS (this can be too much of a boys club at times) but i dont know if i know your niche yet. I apologize for how short this one is. Lexey - Youre very sassy and id even say a bit nihilistic. Sometimes Lexey is needed to keep the people in check in the comments of a blog thats getting a lot of traction. Youre not one of the big bloggers on the site thats dominating the conversation but youve got your place. AliCat - Similar to Poppy. Id say i dont exactly know your social role on the site yet but thats not a bad thing. I think youre quite liked on the site and an unproblematic likeable person which is always needed. @Yay - Oh where to start... The fashion girls over on Tengaged were always very important (Icing, SexyBanana, Malibu, @Coke, iScotty all come to mind immediately) and theyre even more important here id say with how many designers and shops there are nowadays! But the thing is- you actually go beyond being a fashion girl (which btw you are the MAIN fashion girl). Youre also a legitimate force in games (RACE!) and the blogs page. Yay is a staple of Kovaze. You are simultaneously Michelle Obama, Serena Williams, Anna Wintour and Pamela Anderson. Yay is very important. MessyJ - The diehard game players are a vital part of Kovaze and you are no exception. Of course you fill games and make them more entertaining but i think you also fulfill another purpose; you absorb some of the mess (pun intended) and anger from users. Some people who get easily upset over these games will use you and your ilk to take their anger out on after a game, which spares us bloggers from their wrath. Its a tough job, but you do it with a smile on your face. DOOM - One of the funniest users on the site (read Amandas section up top) and a more generous user. Youre VERY vital to the blogs page (Maybe the best blogger on the site? Hmmm). Really i just need you to read AmandaSings04 section because the whole thing applies to you and like 7-8 other people on the site. #TeamDOOM Jane - Under-the-radar Cool Girl (TM). Youre not super active on the blogs page so people underestimate you and think youre just another sweet girl but then you chin check em and win games. People like you keep the site fresh because there is always someone who doesnt know you and thinks youll be an easy out just to find out youre way more connected than they think. --- From here on im only doing people who i can think of things to say for im sorry but i cant do 50 of these Metropolis - Very kind and generally quite likeable id say. Youre also sorta messy which makes the blogs page lively. I think you make friends very easily but (and i quite like you so dont take this the wrong way) i think you fight with the people u make friends with a little more than the average person. youre kinda chaotic. not in a bad way. but its true i feel. Cherry - A mother to the girls and the gays. Cherry is like the mama of the strip club. You keep us grounded and you keep us safe but ur also not afraid to whack a bitch if its needed.

who up playin with they boobs

to find drama that had nothing to do with me and blogs in support of people who aren’t me. we need to stop this. this has to stop. we can do better.

i’m so drunkkkk mod_clarke 😭😭 mod claaaaaaaarkeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

why people are getting into royale and saying they didnt enter the raffle. if u get into the game, it u keep ur raffle ticket and dont have to enter again. so if ur currently in a royale game or were in the one happening right now, u already have a raffle ticket and need to leave the raffle or else you might be in the next game Sin idk if this is intentional but figured u should know

today i: - tried to install Sims 4 (a free-to-play) game off of a shady pirating site - ended up downloading spyware onto my computer - got my discord hacked and sent a MrBeast-themed crypto scam to over 150 contacts, including people i haven’t spoken to in 5 years - got blindsided out of the game in my first ever org - got my first two kills in royale! - almost immediately died - got sad on the blogs page i need to go to bed. this day just isn’t working for me.

if u ever blog about me please do not delete it because i have a section on my profile with links to my favorite blogs that i would like to revisit in like a year from now and giggle at

i’m choosing peace today

she frenzy on my royale till i klique why does this have no title

32nd Kitkat2921 Killed by Sprite KitKat2921 entered the rainforest to find me. She was at the wrong place at the wrong time. You see, i had stocked up on ropes, kunai and arrows. After my kill earlier today i was looking for more blood. I was addicted to the thrill of the kill. And poor innocent KitKat found me. I did what i had to do. Two ropes, a volley of arrows and a holey match later, she was dead. I laid her to rest aside a tree i thought was nice. I hope i dont get too hungry. Id hate to have to dig her up.

1) Scream 6 2) Scream 3) Scream 5 4) Scream 4 5) Scream 2 6) Scream 3 Ghostface ranking: 1) Amber Freeman 2) Ethan Kirsch 3) Quinn Kirsch 4) Piper Shaw 5) Mickey Altieri 6) Roman Bridger 7) Jill Roberts 8) Charlie Walker 9) Mrs Loomis 10) Stu Macher 11) Billy Loomis 12) Wayne Kirsch 13) Jason Carvey 14) Richie Kirsch 15) Greg Bruckner

nenalala was slammin her clam while playing race :/ time and place

but the channels in Brovaze being NSFW, Male Physique and Finance is the funniest shit i’ve seen in my entire LIFE lmaooooo