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In new Kovaze update, the site will be turning Chinese! "were making it Chinese" Sin told reporters. Local Kovaze users had a lot to say! "I dont know why its gonna be Chinese" @Cocacola12 told WowNews. "I dont care" shared xCharliex. "I mean its fine. But why is it gonna be Chinese?" Tempo tweeted. "I like that its going to be Chinese" JessieKowalski gushed to reporters. "What does that even mean?" questioned Bronte.

I am the #1 average placement haver in Outcasted, and i have not won an Outcasted!

lowkey sad and fat as a house OMG i have to get killed

PosterBoy will reportedly “Go full Nazi Mode” by Christmas this year. “I’m gonna go full Nazi Mode by Christmas” (Source: PosterBoy)

want the celebrities house to throw out next? who do the lovely townspeople in kovaze want to throw tomatoes at tonight?

today i made brave statements. does that make me jesus? yeah. kinda. it kinda does.

saying you will play soccer with the decapitated heads of another players real life children after you murder them over a game of celebrities is probably the craziest and truly twisted thing ive ever in my life heard. like ever. i had to confirm with two people that i heard correctly because i was fucking gobsmacked. Update: They have been removed from the game hooray

but we gotta start imprisoning people who post that big curly Giovanna hair in shops

my Celebrities teammate has never won a Kovaze game... Does that make you guys feel bad for us...? Does that earn us a few pity saves..? Anyone hear that and feel a sudden urge to support #TeamPaulPlatinum..? Anyone like an underdog...? Lets all rally behind #TeamPaulPlatinum... Lets all watch over #TeamPaulPlatinum...

why did i buy a raffle ticket for 4 celebs games just to get put in the game with 34 people and this much drama and hatred...

that female cyborg hooker in shops…. probably the only time i’ve ever seen a design and thought “how did i not make that???” jackrobra you’re insane and my favorite designer i know i’ve already raved about ur stuff but omfg u are so good

those reindeer ears are soooo Wow! but 950......... girl................ #WowDoesNotHaveThatKindOfMoney

how can i leverage being called a man by KittyCupcake123 in the celebs house into getting pity saves when i go up on the block... #ThisCouldWorkForMe

we got 2013 era transphobia in the celebs house call WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here is my list of the various things on Kovaze that are Wow! because i am somewhat of an authority on the subject. The red circle from Shapes: Shes soooo Wow! The girl on the Designs button with the fur jacket: I just think she is so Wow! High : So i actually do not know this person but i just feel they are Wow! The second exclamation point on the blogs page "SPOILER!!" tag: I mean... shes so clearly Wow! The blue cursor: Hes literally Wow! like i do not know what else to say about him. The green witch with the big titties flame: Shes Wow! but shes kinda subtle about it Paul : He is just so Wow! The :-) on the spoiler button when youre posting a blog: Theyre nonbinary but experimenting with gender expression and they are a barista. Thats Wow! Is there anything else that is Wow! ? Please tell me if you feel you have found something Wow! DISCLAIMER: None of the characters on the game enrollment page are Wow! they are ENEMIES OF WOW! I do not like any of them. Especially those dumb twins on the Outcasted icon. That page is darksided and none of them are Wow!

i run in a fabulous circle of Kovaze users

500 koinz on this shop run....... we goin out of business yall #ItsOver

please. just give us a break. please just give us a break.

but every single Benopolis post is made 10000x funnier by that fucking full avatar and her head being lower on the photo than everyones avatars it makes me laugh every time.

The tea is that the sets changed in the last 40 seconds while on call because of the #LastMinuteScramble But guess what? Wows name never came up........ Im very well connected and i have the cast wrapped around my tactically gloved finger