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of the site owner saying "pusspuss tease" on the blogs page. carlos would never.

i want the best for everyone

the real bloodbath of royale is day 2

I AM NOT MEANT FOR THIS LIFE. Guys i do not watch reality tv except Real Housewives. I do not watch Survivor or Big Brother or Moles or The Amazing Race. I am not a legitimate player on here i am here to laugh and giggle with my friends. SO I will never again make a groupchat or alliance for a game. i just wont. im not cut out for this shit. i cant do it anymore. i do it cuz im like "Oh people make alliances in these! It would be fun to make a chat with people i like!" but i like 90% of the people i interact with so i add maybe too many people and then those people want to add people so i say yes. And then were at like 10 people and then i get messages from other people saying theyre sad i didnt let them into my big alliance chat and so i add them. and then they have to add their friends so then its like 16 people. and then suddenly theres talk about "Sprites chat" I DONT HAVE A CHAT. i mean i do but ITS NOT LIKE THAT. Im not trying to create a bully squad to dominate the game I JUST LIKE MY FRIENDS and i got caught up in it all please dont hate me. Please dont dm me that you want to be in my alliance. I am not like an actual player at these games im just stupid and silly and send gifs of Aviva Drescher. treat me like you would treat a monkey with an overturned bowl of spaghetti on its head. thank you @mezcal fiji Motherfart carltonrs Kemi Dreamfyre jane Frostbite Amandasings04 @Sobriquet Krisstory @dakotamagic runaways jane lover @whoeverelsewasinthatchat

PGamer ate poisonous berries and died instantly! Dream ate poisonous berries and died instantly! style ate poisonous berries and died instantly! NaughtyNacho ate poisonous berries and died instantly! CarltonRS ate poisonous berries and died instantly!

put on a skin not by me and i look kinda cool??????? are we entering an era where i can wear items made by other people??????????????????????

Episode 8: MissChloeKay is eliminated against Sprite Episode 9: Melodrama is eliminated against Sprite

are people unenrolling from games?? ive been seeing it more and more lately

Sin making a fun battle royale video game weve been requesting since day 1 just to watch all the top players on the site curbstomp and buttfuck everybody else like their mothers will get drowned in a kovaze brand bathtub if they dont win

girl just shit on him

i couldve been totally wrong about Royale tbh maybe i was too quick to judge after 2 games. i think the blog by Itsamodernlife is all really good and helpful but time will show if people actually wanna play the game in like 3 months :P

she frenzy on my royale till i klique

can someone explain the @mezcal and metropolis dynamic??? my ideas: - best friends who fake beef on the blog page to fuck with all of us - mez doesn’t like metro. metro likes mez. - frenemies who equally hate eachother but don’t want to have longterm beef with someone active on the site - normal friends who just fight a lot someone explain i am nosy.

i’m woodland creature. i live in a tree. i don’t know what a phone is. i’ve never seen a square.

while i was out for my hike there was a (now deleted) mean nasty blog about sprite… do not be afraid benopolis i forgive you. that young man. i forgive him.

once the novelty has worn off, i do not believe royale will be very popular. the way its formatted it seems you really only have a chance of making it far if you are one of the “it-players” of kovaze. you need to be able to dedicate maybe 18 hours a day to it and have several friends doing the exact same thing. you meet up and go from location to location killing the okay players (like myself and the majority of the site) off. the people who have been the top players of Tengaged and now Kovaze for a decade will thrive and enjoy it but i think for the game to actually work out, it’s gotta change a lot. this isn’t to hate. i think Sin worked really really hard on this and has made something actually really cool. But i think it needs a lot more changes than most people want to admit as we’re all just eager to play. Sin i have some ideas on how to make the game a little more casual-friendly if you’d like to hear them. i could be wrong about all this, but from my perspective the game will not have a healthy playerbase as it currently is.

I rose into the arena and checked my surroundings. I saw the eye, and darted in the opposite direction. I would not be a victim of the bloodbath. Early on i found a friend and shared stories from my district around the campfire with Lewis but after i got hungry and went searching for food, we were separated. In my quest for food i found more players, who i avoided. Eventually i set up camp in the cornfield. There, i saw Matthew1213. He seemed to not want a fight, so we kept our distance from eachother. In the early morning i awoke hungry. I snacked on some corn from the field but was not sated. I ventured outside the field to find the scariest player in the game, Dream. In Dreams section, i found a small bag of food. I snatched it from right out under his nose and ran back into my cornfield. I would need to continue to be sneaky if i wanted a chance at surviving the killers in this arena with me. Eventually, danger began to loom in the cornfield and i decided not to stick around and find out what that meant. On my mad dash away from the safety i found in the field, i encountered @Sinister. The name was enough to scare me away. A good thing too, as in the next location, the Oasis, i finally found privacy. Alone time. No one was here. Oh! A friend has joined me at the Oasis! Just minutes after eating a bagel and cream cheese, Bagel arrives at the oasis. Bagel tells me hes in danger. I told him to be calm. There is sanctuary at Sprites Oasis. Somewhat naively, i felt safe. Thats when the bombings started. Bombs painted in the flags of #Dream and ItsAModernLife. I fled. I was hit by shrapnel and injured. At the mineshaft i found shelter and Sweetheart who was kind enough to let me sit by the fire. I received word that #Bagel was being hunted. He was the target and I? Collateral damage. And then he appeared. Bagel. Bagel grabbed me. He shook me. He told me that WE were being hunted. That WE were targets of a conspiracy. That NaughtyNacho and #Dream were against the Sprite Agenda. But i told him to leave me. I would not let Bagel and his lunacy take me down with him. In fear, i sent him away. But that night, alone at the campfire, i learned the truth. I learned the truth when #NaughtyNacho and #Dream arrived, knives in hand. I said hello. Poor sweet, innocent Sprite. I had no idea what was coming. Knives. Arrows. Before i could even react, i was dead. Was I the target? It seemed so. A devastating end for an innocent girl and her oasis. I hope one of you win: Bagel LifeIsCool PGamer Justablip Medusaluh Graf CarltonRS DaleAriel Lewis

Bagel had people hunting him down. he joined me at the oasis. i said hey come sit down its peaceful here. suddenly BOOM BOOM BOOM. bombs are going off. the oasis is being bombed. i run away. im terrified for my life. i make it to the mineshaft. i receive word Bagel is being hunted. guess who shows up? BAGEL. i tell him to leave me. i do not wish to get caught in the crossfire. i hear bombs dropping nearby. Bagel has fled. i am afraid. FUCKING GO LEAVE By Sprite GIRL LEAVE THEY GONNA BOMB US By Bagel

Reality Tv Games site owners on how likely it is theyre currently dead Probably dead: 1) Randomize Maybe dead: 2) Zwooperman Probably not dead: 3) TrishyTrash Almost definitely not dead: 4) Matt 5) ItsRyanJambe Not dead: 6) Sin Thank you for reading