Boobs good

Cunt really works out 😂 needed a literal 3 sentence letter from my doctor ro say I only have one mental health episode on record as a teen and it wont affect me serving in the navy. Have to submit it by the 10th . They tried to say it was a private request and would cost £100 and take 10 weeks ... for 3 fucking sentences and 2 minutes of their time . I didnt rage , stayed calm but stated if this now affects me joining the navy then I will be going public with the experience (this was yesterday) All of a sudden I get an email today saying its ready and there wont be a charge 😭 The threat of going public apparently shortened the timeline from 10 weeks too one fucking day LMAO . I proudly karened here

My mum made me run up to an ex Liverpool football manager to get his autograph . Problem is Ive NEVER liked football (soccer for you yanks) so I had 0 idea who this man was and when I got to him he was like "do you know who i am" and I had to just shake my head because id forgot who my mum said it was 😭 I think about that alot . That was probably my most embaressing moment in life so far

Even a fraction of what the intrusive thoughts tell me say when im crashing out . I would be permed.

Mental health day or two where im not really online and come back theres always a drama about someone being banned i swear 😭

And you mispronounce trees Sycamore

Have any of you tried the heinz truffle mayo yet because OMFG its so good . I am addicted I have it on sandwiches, with chips , fries , on burgers . Like it genuinley makes my mouth water

And I'm trying to care a little less When I google, I only get depressed I was taught to dodge those issues, I was told "Don't worry 'cause no doubt There's always something to cry about" When you're stuck in an angry crowd They don't think what they say Before they open their mouth, you gotta. Pack up your troubles in your old kitbag And bury them beneath the sea I don't care what the people may say What the people may say about me Pack up your troubles, get your old grin back Don't worry 'bout the cavalry I don't care what the whisperers say 'Cause they whisper too loud for me

Please just ignore me , to give abit of context my decade long relationship is in turmoil and likely over , so in general right now I kind of feel like I dont belong , like im a problem or in the way you know? And little shit that id usually brush off , my brain is over reading like a mfer . I can and will pull myself out of it , so just ignore my little spirals i promise ill be good again in a few hours 😭😂

Mindset with kovaze where its like "i dont have close friends , i dont speak to anyone . People i thought where friends actually arent so whats the point in being here " I log on i speak to no one . I leave . So like bye i guess lmao I may aswell just make it a permanent move lmao

MOTHERFUCKING GREEN LETS GO

To joke complain / compliment glaceon about being an utter beast at comps And this man self eliminates to give others a fair shot because hes won a few back to back . You see that . Thats a good human . Even though I was 100% joking I stan that wanting to make it enjoyable for all 👏🫶

War documentary of the past week O.o I do believe it is an obsession atp

Videos ? My friends ex tried to break into her house today and we have footage of the vehicle but we can't make out the license plate or car make for the life of us

To cook for my cat he just sits and stares at me the whole time it cooks... its rather unsettling Literally look to my left and

Starting with liv and iyo im here for it

I still have my orange rugrats somewhere and now I want to find it , i dont even have a vhs anymore ... thanks cherry & Venom now ima have to go purchase one lmao

I clicked the wrong game 😭

From the vending machine and now I want a heart belt irl 🥹😂

Me crying , like yall have some of the funniest insults 😭 I just be sat here like