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The cuntification of NaughtyNacho and I‘s story is coming..

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We agreed on a wheel spin deciding the winner, it selected me twice, and you went and sneak killed me. Allow this blog to show the public your true colors. Lover Words cannot express how angry, upset, hurt, and frustrated I am right now. What you did was beyond fucking evil and the worst betrayal of all. I trusted you and was super respectful. You were one of my first and my BEST FRIEND on this site. I can’t fathom how you would choose a game over a real friendship. I trusted you and valued our friendship :/ Clearly it was one sided. That was not just for game, that was a personal decision, and you knew it too. Where is your morals? We discussed who would win. I wanted my first win as would anyone especially when playing so hard. I’ve never won Royale, I busted my ass off for this game assisting in almost every kill aside from Akshar’s, stayed awake for 28 hours playing it. You already had a royale win yet I still felt for you and respected your reasoning, I still felt you were deserving too. I did not attack you. I was kind and talked it out. We settled upon a wheel spin as it would be the only way to which neither of us would feel salty, which we both agreed to. The wheel picked me to win two times in a row. Everyone else on the Fam call said it decided me. I still felt bad but it was selected in fairness, I told you how I’d help you in future games and stick by you as I always have. I was patient and nice to ask if you wanted to eat berries or if you wanted me to attack you. You then said “I need a moment” and muted yourself. I said okay and waited for you to come back ONLY to get fucking sneak attacked. I teleported away and begged you to stop and asked you wtf are you doing when we agreed I would win and get my first win. You proceeded to Sniper me and hunt me down even when I pleaded to you. I’m seriously disgusted at how you could do that to your own friend. I never considered doing anything like that or breaking what was decided. I would’ve been happy for you if it was the other way around. I don’t know how you can live with yourself doing that to a good friend. I hope cheating your way into false 2nd win was worth losing a close friend. I looked forward to a lot together especially watching the World Cup together in the summer :/ I went out of my way to make you Kovaze outfits and opened up to you about many personal things during our friendship. Friends don’t do that. That was directly hurting me not just a game.

Poof Davit ricardogv Yall need to maximize your joint slay instead of being divided!

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Honestly, consider this my Royale retirement because even though I didn't win I just cannot play a fifth time and risk this cunty looking record to be damaged. When I entered the raffle for this one originally, I looked at the cast, and I just told myself that this is about to be a mistake, and I was about to go out in like 35th-40th but fortunately... luck was on my side, and so were the early connections. I was added to two alliances by the kings KnowUh and Poof, which mind you leaked within two hours so I was also trying to build something with Legend, ricardogv, Juandav, Davit and BIGBRYY99 considering our alliance in the previous Royale worked out very well. I also found connections in Rogue, Zee_ and Fireflyyy and so these were my chats that I just sat in for the time being. My oomfies here were super crucial as they helped me with items along the way that were much needed for my success, and I just adore these icons! While originally I expected to go early because I declared war on Frostbite immediately, I managed to successfully eliminate him with my allies, which did however open Pandora's Box a little bit. The alliances mentioned above collapsed, it turns out that Sam had leaked them, and there was controversy that involved Goomybear being accused of leaking it too, and so members of these alliances started getting knocked out, and I almost found myself in the crosshairs of it all when Legend and Bry bombed The Eye with 9 weapons right after I told them that I was there with Sam. While it was sold as an accident to me, deep down inside I felt as though this was a calculated effort to eliminate me because I was added to both of the alliances, and so I decided that they both had to go so when bigdizzleyomama and Paulette were fighting Bry, I made sure to gather information about his coordinates at all times so that bombs could be sent his way, and he could be eliminated. Later in the game, the remnants of Lover's alliance re-united and came together, and this is where the big rampage truly began. While I didn't control much of the early targets as they were just vibe kills or people on more occupated squares, I was able to gain my power back by assisting in the elimination of Legend whom I knew was collecting a lot of items, and I could not look past the attempted bombing, accident or not. Honestly, the vibes in that chat were great, and I established that this is where the power was going to lie for the rest of the game, so whatever @Smores_Poptart, Fire, Jaded, sobriquet, Glaceon, and Lover were planning, I figured it was in my best interest to follow suit even if it came at the expense of my allies. I knew it would at least allow me to reach my first goal which was tying my previous placement, and look at me, I did that and so much more! The biggest stumbling stone towards the end was the uncertainty of where Goomybear stood in all of this because he had clearly identified that there were coordinated attacks happening, but with the knowledge that he had been collecting, and there being no clear signal on whether he would actually use the weapons to our benefit, eliminating him was the final move to solidify myself a spot in the endgame with my crew. To my pleasant surprise, the rest of the game was in fact spent eliminating the remaining people not within our group so that we could all duke it out in the end, with a few generous bow-outs along the way of the friends that went to sleep or were okay with letting the rest of us proceed. I did really appreciate that oomfies Smores/Jaded/Fire <3 Now this endgame was fucking insane because I was hiding from The Eye while the killing spree was ongoing as to not draw attention to myself for the end, and I realized quickly that sobriquet, Glaceon & Lover had to have racked up a lot of weapons, while I was dealing with scraps and relying on Energy Drinks and luck on pop-ups. Eventually, uniting with Austin, our plan was to do our best to get rid of Lover together by camping at The Eye, and then striking while the iron was hot, and we had enough weapons to go for it. Unfortunately things got pretty bad for me there because my bestie went to take a poop, and came back to being dead... and that's when I knew it was me vs. the world as Glaceon/Lover were obviously pretty tight... so I had to go full ninja kamikaze on them, even if it came at the expense of the game lasting hours upon hours longer. I didn't have a sufficient amount of anything other than health packs, and knowing Lover had like... 25 health packs, I really needed to use every single possibility to snipe them possible. I managed to find Glaceon very vulnerable while carrying a lot of weaponry on me that took hours to collect, and thus I knew I had to take the shot to eliminate him within literally a minute before he would come back on so that I would actually have an even chance at the win. What followed was an actually really quite fun power struggle where I really thought multiple times that I almost killed Lover, whether it was a failed bombing, getting him down to 10-15 health multiple times before he beed or teleported himself out of the way, I really thought I was gaining some momentum here but with the back and forth, and Lover sparingly using his weapons while I had to be calculated with my attacks, eventually I was backed in a wall with no stamina, teleports or Kovazabees, and he finally delivered the killing blow... womp womp... Ultimately, all I can say is that I really enjoy the Royale format subjectively because this and my last experience especially allowed me to have a lot of fun, try new strategies, exercise some violence, and also meet and work with people that I have rarely interacted with before despite them being big presences on the website. I have a newfound appreciation for Royale! Safe to say, this track record is iconic in the way that I have gotten better every single time, and I should leave it at that so I no longer get consumed! This is still a pretty good run, period! Thank you to everyone involved in these games, and if I missed a mention I am saur sowry, you still matter legends!

I'm trying to win against 20 health packs so of course I'm gonna try and collect as much shit as possible and plan sneak attacks i've just been flopping at them <3

it was you who came to our private arena girl you were not invited and came to insult me and my friends, so dont play the victim rule

How do you constantly find a way to make it about incest again, stop being disgusting.

I wonder if fourth time is the charm in Royale since I seem to get better every time.... it's kinda over for everyone next time I join when I don't have work the next day Shoutout to #TheAlliance Akshar - Congrats on your win social legend, threw me for a loop when you asked for a call but APPARENTLY you need to be on call to coordinate shit because trying to text people for a bombing is AWFUL sakfaksdasg Christos - For bringing me into the alliance mwah Chase CarltonRS - You fucking prostitution whores that I tried to kill but then flopped miserably at it because I still do not understand how to play Royale but y'all ate me up with those snipers Legend - Floater Foxface Icon, thanku for generously sponsoring me an Energy Drink as a peace offering Ralts023 - That endgame rampage SCARED me but I am thankful that you spared me from the bloodshed, we should've come together to maximize our joint slay... Ricardogv Juandav Davit - My international legends who I was so happy to have a fun and nice experience with, you will always have a friend in me in future games <3 And shoutout to some important folks NOT in #TheAlliance Poof - And I would have betrayed every last one of them in order for us to make it to the Final 2 but I am a flop and I should've called you to coordinate a bombing, maybe we could've made it to the end then LMAOOO @Frostbite bigdizzleyomama - Our 5 minute attempt of "THE FOUR" changed lives Fireflyyy - Powerful queen who was minding her business being a diva, the way I was vouching to my allies to get you to payouts period guib - An absolutely robbed legend who should've made it much further in the game Jake - My beautiful king who was absolutely robbed, I will never forget your generous health pack contribution in trying times And lastly to my victims........ willcecci - Don't ever bomb The Eye again with me in it!!!! cswaggerr - You were not in #TheAlliance and I saw you wandering around the Eye, the map... I knew you had a lot of stuff and you had to go, and when I saw those four bombs pop up in my inventory I was gag city Tide - I had to get my lick back from the last Royale :~) CasinoCheese - You attacked me 10 minutes into the game, and that unfortunately unleashes a fury in me where I will relentlessly target someone until they die even if I die myself <3 I was expecting you to eat me up and give me 40th though cause I am usually a nuke And lastly @coldreactor - You are camp as fuck for launching Bees on the Eye 10 minutes in without knowing what they do ---- It was nice to actually have fun in a game on here again, I am NAWT involved in any group chats, and was kinda iced out or targeted in the last two Royales from the jump and so actually being able to fuck around and strategize gave me some much needed life so I appreciate the raffle for giving me a good cast, period!

But I absolutely cannot play this while also having a job so big break for me period THANKS FOR A FUN GAME EVERYONE!

@Chibi why are we making incest remarks gorl it’s inappropriate