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EDIT: THIS BLOG WAS WRITTEN before I got confirmation that my correct placement of 3rd will be updated. Go sit on a Kunai :) For greatest improvement from first to second season. 59TH PLACE thanks to @Brxan in season 1 then into FINAL 3 thanks to jane and lover season 5. The placement got a little glitchy but that stuff gets fixed all the time around here :) Shoutout to @Crayadian and itsamodernlife for being my hype ladies after your deaths. Thank you CarltonRS I would've wandered off to my death without you. @DakotaMagic WOW. I knew you are the greatest ally to ever have but you were above and beyond excellent to play with. To @Sobriquet and Frostbite I hope I made you guys proud :D Since no story worth telling is free of controversy let's address some here! RandyBandy this is my public sincere apology for not checking with you to remind you this is all trolling. The reason I did it for my game was because I could not afford to lose any more close allies once Sob left. You had to be made an example of and I was reeling from my sister's death. I took the annoyance I felt of having to play on my own and channeled it into building the server that ran the game. It was a great game move since nobody came after my allies after Dylan died but I don't ever want to like anatagonize or harass someone. We don't see eye to eye on specifics and I think @Felicity speaking out her butt was odd. But that's showbiz baby. My final 2 @Mezcal congratulations on a game well played! I felt backstabbed because you took advantage of my low stamina. You implied you didn't care about your placement to me which is fine if you want to change your mind, but our fight was not a fair one TO ME. Congratulations on the game bugging and giving you the 3rd placement! When the victor Jane thinks of this legendary Royale season she will think of when she gave her friend Amanda 3rd as god intended. Placements change all the time on here via admin powers so this is a really strange thing to brag about. I had a FUN fucking time playing and going crazy in there. Shoutout again to my core allies in @Sobriquet Frostbite JTee @DAKOTAMAGIC Brookie @Mezcal Lover and Jane Maddie CarltonRS I really had an awesome awesome time playing with u guys and I'm thrilled with how everything went down. I never made it to single digits in TG Hunger so to make it to the final 3 in a much larger cast really just blew me away. If you want tips on how to play Royale: Identify the power players and make sure they know where your head is at. If people don't know where your head is at they will bomb you before you get the chance to make up your mind. Be prepared to lose allies at RAPID PACES. You literally don't have to be good in comps at all to do well in this just ask brookie and honey from the other season. And finally...... YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. There is ONE winner out of 50. Go into every minute knowing that if you look away and you refresh to see you're out.... That's how it works in a 24-hour game. If this blog makes no sense it's because I'm a sleep deprived queen. I had a fucking BLAST and no one can take that away from me :) I will forever be the PENULTIMATE DEATH OF JANE'S ROYALE SEASON. And that's that on that.

emphasis on lose. keep that energy when your placement gets updated.

dumb is forever

Brookie let’s find out

can a blog page stranger congratulate me on making royale final 5. who the fuck is shocked i know i am. you could like smack me in the face rn and i wouldn't feel it.

Brookie I'll find you.....

Tell Brookie to turn herself in peacefully

JANE - THE FORMER QUEEN BEE. HER POWER STRUCTURE WAS TOPPLED. CAN SHE PUT ASIDE HER MOURNING OF RUNAWAYS AND BE THE ROYALE CHAMPION? LOVER - VILLAIN-TURNED-UNDERDOG. SHE USED TO LOVE KILLING BUT NOW SHE'S PRO-PEACE. WILL HER KILLER INSTINCT RETURN TO GRAB THE ROYALE CROWN? BROOKIE - THE FUCKING QUEEEEEEN OF THIS ROYALE. NO ONE KNOWS HOW SHE IS STILL ALIVE YET. FOR A WHILE WE THOUGHT SHE DIDN'T EAT ANY FOOD LMFAO. WILL SHE SNEAK THROUGH ANOTHER WEEK AND CLAIM THE ROYALE PRIZE?? THEWOMAN - THE KING TO THE FUCKING QUEEEEN OF THIS ROYALE. WILL HIS LUST FOR BROOKIE COUNTERACT HIS STRATEGIC MIND? @AMANDASINGS04 - THE SOCIAL QUEEN OF ROYALE. THIS QUEEN LOVES TO MAKE A SERVER... BUT WILL HER FELLOW TRIBUTES SERVE HER?? @MEZCAL - ENEMIES-TO-LOVERS STORYLINE WITH AMANDASINGS. KIND OF MADE SURE I WASN'T GETTING MYSELF RANDOMLY KILLED EVERY FEW HOURS. @DAKOTAMAGIC - AFTER A DISAPPOINTING RUN LAST ROYALE, CAN DAKOTA PULL OFF SOME MAGIC AND OVERCOME HER BEEF WITH LOVER AND MADDIE?????? FIND OUT......... TONIGHT. ON KOVAZE ROYALE.

10th Runaways Killed by @DakotaMagic

While I build up stamina in an undisclosed location. Here is what's going on in this Royale at top 10. https://kovaze.com/royale/11702 THE PLASTICS: JANE LOVER AND RUNAWAYS. OH MY GOD THEY HAVE WEAPONS I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN BEFORE. JANE is Regina, Lover is Gretchen and Runaways is Karen. Your best chance at surviving is literally just hoping that the Plastics will allow you to sit at their table long enough for you to build up stamina AND HIDE. THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO THE PLASTICS: KRISSTORY. I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM ALL GAME LMFAOOOOOO ALL I CAN DO IS HOPE THAT HE DOES NOT BOMB MY ASS BACK TO PANEM. He is the most likely candidate for the coveted 4th place spot. JANIS IAN: @MEZCAL. THE COOL BITCH WHO KNOWS THE TEA and won't let you go walking around looking crazy. Unless she planned it. DAMIAN LEIGH: @DAKOTAMAGIC. SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE......... CADY HERRON: @AMANDASINGS04. FAN FAVORITE <3333 Except this is gonna end with me getting run over by the bus. SECONDARY PLOTS/SUPPORTING CHARACTERS.... GUY WHO LIKE BUILT A HOUSE FOR HIMSELF IN THE ARENA @FLOPCITY. That man is like locked inside a fortress just fuckin chilling by himself dad. I also have not talked to him all game either LMFAOOOO THE COUPLE THAT DIES DURING INTIMACY: BROOKIE AND THEWOMAN. LMFAOOOOOOO THESE TWO KILL MEEEE HOW ARE THEY STILL ALIVE. They'll be dying of hunger soon enough but they have NO BUSINESS BEING HERE LMFAOOOOOO. If it were up to me we'd all be eating berries for Brookie rn. I'VE BEEN TYPING IN CAPS A LOT SINCE KEMI DIED AND IDK HOW TO STOP IT. THE ROYALE ARENA HAS CHANGED ME FOREVER. This game has become who can get to top 4 before the Plastics eat them alive. MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN MY FAVOR..........

The two queens sporting the Dimitra ROYALE LINE are still standing at the top 12ish.

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16th Pizza Killed by Amandasings04 I DIDNT EVEN TOUCH HER

CRIES AS I CUT OPEN KEMI AND CARLTONRS BIG CORPSES TO HIDE AND FOR WARMTH..... SIN THIS IS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH..... SAVE US OH MY GOD

JANE LOVER RUNAWAYS I CAN SING FOR YOU...... I CAN CHARM THE SNAKES. I CAN BE USEFUL. TAKE MY FOOD JUST LET ME LIVE ANOTHER DAY.

If you kill my genuine #1 best friend @sobriquet and then come to regret it. Bad moves tend to have bad consequences. It’s not fucking brain surgery it’s social dynamics

doom and @chibi :)

Until they took my hwest14 from me. This means war.