I returned to Kovaze after nine months (I wasn't pregnant, just whoring around elsewhere) and the entire nation-state of Kovaze has fallen. I know the elections were real, for there are records of my old blog posts during the elections in January... yet the elections seem to be erased from Kovaze history. Does anyone else remember these uncanny times?

Thanks to the generous Tone, I am no longer bald and faceless! It is a Christmas miracle.

The Frenzy lobby has been unfilled for 2 hours and I would really like to go to sleep but don't want to be inactive when the round starts. Please join so we can Frenzy.

Where is all the money put into campaigns going? Is it being used to benefit the nation-website of Kovaze, or is it being used to line the pockets of wealthy aristocrats?

Divas, I need advice. Should I spend my last Koinz on a campaign to represent ALL Kovaze players, or should I save my money in hopes of one day looking less ugly on Kovaze?

Kovaze lives in an aristocracy. The rich get richer, and they will represent the entirety of Kovaze with no room for lower-class citizens — especially not bald ones. Something needs to change. Viva la revolution, or whatever. I'm too broke to nominate myself.

Hey divas! It's your favorite (and only) faceless friend here to encourage everybody to shave their heads! xx