Local Kovazian Hoe @2dgar was seen breaking into Edgar's million dollar koinz home that he embezzled from the bingo funds. 2dgar claimed "squatter rights" as he sat in the pool in Edgar's luxurious home. When asked about the issue, Edgar had this to say: "this evil nasty wannabe just wants to be me! luckily he doesn't know I laced the drinks with laxatives!" During the Police raid to evict 2dgar, the police found 2dgar on the toilet gripping for his life and destroying the toilet in the process. When questioned on the toilet, 2dgar said: "That fakeass bitch! he laced the vodka!" more to come on this groundbreaking story...

emphasis on big!

is drier than your koinz bank account after a round of hockey, loser! sin

Local Kovazian flat earther, Rain was recently outside his hometown Moo Moo Meadows infront of the All You Cow Eat Buffet protesting against eating meat! When asked about why he was against eating meat, this is what Rain had to say: "I just think people, even the fat ones deserve a chance at living life to the fullest. I mean look at Sin. They've accomplished so much. I respect them so much and I believe all Cows deserve a chance." Rains was later seen inside eating a burger. more to come on this groundbreaking story...

your 500 points on treasure hunt... Tez it's okay. we did our best

FILLING NOW!

are full of the jobless 😭✌️

when Connor loses the Connor award... we cheer?

I don’t understand. I opened games and see NO events... hwest14 you'll cough in 2 seconds! like where is No Comp Arena... or The Life of Showgirl Stans only arena...

need to stick to eating and chewing Jaded my $121 race bank had more than you make in a year poverty slut!

Welcome to our OFFICIAL interview with the Events Team! @Melanie & Hwest14... So, Melanie our first question comes from itsamodernlife... "Is it true you're actually a ginger and not blonde?" Melanie: Um! This is fake news! - Our second question is also for Melanie, by hausofkimchi... "Your name is kinda similar to Melania... Did you love the Melania movie?" Melanie: Well! - Our third question is for Hwest14, and it's by Envious "Theres a rumour going around that your name isn't Houston, it's actually Washington. Care to comment?" Hwest14: No comment... - Our final question for Hwest14 comes by chazz "On a scale from 9-10 how gay are you really?" Hwest14: Omg! Wasn't this interview supposed to be related to the event games-?! - Thank you for this VERY insightful interview with our amazing iconic Events Team!

hwest14 is from HOUSTON, Canada... He's NOT australian! get it right! thats my canadian sister!

that has little to no self-respect, lazy work ethics, and partakes in foul-fairplay MaxOra

For someone with such a big belly (emphasis on big) she really is pretty and kind MaxOra She sweats alot and always looks out for other people

which makes no sense... just like your love life! sam #Shade