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YOU NASTY CUNTS

PICK MY NEW USERNAME

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YES ITS TRUE

I'M REALLY ANNOYED AND UPSET

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I WAS IN THE BATHROOM THE OTHER DAY CHECKING OUT MY VAGINA. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT IN YEARS DUE TO MY LARGE STOMACH SHADOWING OVER IT, BUT SINCE MY TUMMY TUCK I NOW HAVE A CLEARER VIEW. ANYWAY I HAD ONE LEG UP ON THE WALL, WHILST HOLDING MY PHONE TRYNA SNAP A PIC OF IT SO I COULD CHECK IT OUT. LONG STORY SHORT, I SENT A SNAPCHAT OF IT TO SIN BY ACCIDENT. HE REPLIED TO MY SNAP AND SAID "CUTE LOTUS HON!" AND WE GIGGLED. WE THEN GOT ON TO THE TOPICS OF LOTUSES, AND HE TOLD ME TO WATCH THE WHITE LOTUS AS I HAD NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE. SO I BINGED IT AND I JUST FINISHED SEASON 2 TODAY, AND I'M REALLY UPSET TANYA DIED. SHE WAS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER :{

U GIRLS ARE PISSING ME OFF TONIGHT

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SPOILER!!
SPOILER!!

MAYBE ANOTHER VAPE WILL FIX ME

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UMMMM, OKAY, RIGHT? WOW

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TRAVIS WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME IN MY OWN COMMENT SECTION WHEN I NEVER SAID A BAD WORD ABOUT YOU? I'M DEEPLY DISTURBED AND SHAKEN. I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU

TAG SOMEONE INSUFFERABLY MISERABLE

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I START @FELICITY

I AM LEAVING RUSSIA

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AND MOVING TO BRAZIL SO I CAN BE WITH TUSI

YOU'RE SO

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SPOILER!!

I FLY BACK TO CHINA ON MONDAY

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IM GOING TO SCHEDULE MY LUNCH FOR THE FLIGHT, WHAT SHOULD I HAVE, HMM, YES

Boom! You’re dead.

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I'VE BEEN A VEGETARIAN FOR 5 YEARS

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BUT I MUST ADMIT I LOVE A MEATY VAGINA

SPOILER!!

INTRODUCING MYSELF!

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Hi Kovazia! I see there are so many new players. I am delighted to meet your aqcuiantiance. My name is Suicide, also knows as 1, 0000, 0001, 0000000000000001. You are going to start seeing me a lot more around here. It's time i return to social media, yes. right now I am in Bali on a work trip, sourcing new workers for my factory in Lancashire, UK. But when i home i will be diving right back into this fabulous website, so you better watch out.

I will always love you kovazia

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Suicide always wins

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goodbye kovazia! *jumps back into my void of desperation and despair*

choose my next username {POLL}

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happy birthday kovaze :)

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proud of you and everything you have built sin

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