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I Only Just Noticed

Nick      ❤ 43    ▲4

That Royale is still gone. After they stopped being days long I lost interest 🤷‍♂️

One Thing

Nick      ❤ 16    ▲0

That I will never do is beg for my allies to save me. Or anyone for that matter. I will make a case, I will fight tooth and nail, but I will not beg. If they want to betray me, then that is their prerogative 🤷‍♂️.

Crying

Nick      ❤ 64    ▲6

My agent submitted me for a commercial. And they want a self-tape sent in by tomorrow morning. Now, one thing about Nick. He HATES mayo with a burning fucking passion. Here is part of the breakdown...

Sin

Nick      ❤ 51    ▲8

Sin I think we are all scared of false reports coming back to bite us. If someone called me fat (which they have many times, because it is their favourite pejorative 🤷‍♂️), I would fear retaliatory action if I reported them. What are the lines of toxicity that cannot be crossed? Because people say vile things to me all the time, and I want to know what my options are. In my experience sites would tell me to block that user and try to steer clear of them. I would also never attack someone's appearance, or make any personal attacks. But it is good to know exactly what is permitted and not. I think we perhaps all need clarity. Because it feels as though precedents are being set today to the blogs page.

FREE GLITTER

Nick      ❤ 93    ▲3

People literally wear (slay) designs that say "fat slut". And he gets a 7 day ban for saying it?! This sets a crazy precedent Sin . Because people call eachother fat sluts all the time. People literally made blogs talking about Glitter 's body in a negative way YESTERDAY. And nothing was done? This is the first time I am truly questioning a decision and standing 10-toes down. Am I missing some information?!

Tonight Was Wild

Nick      ❤ 81    ▲5

At work. A bunch of 19 year old Americans were here drinking and being absolute menaces lmao. But I walked out with nearly 500 bucks in tips. So 🤷‍♂️ Finally home after a 20 hour day. And now I am going to absolutely CRASH. Goodnight Kovazia 💕

Is Maze Better

Nick      ❤ 76    ▲6

On PC or Mobile? Never played.

Another 17 Hour Day

Nick      ❤ 51    ▲5

Today. Hoping to get a nap between shows 🥱

Burgers

Nick      ❤ 23    ▲2

I actually kinda like it 🤷‍♂️. First try I got 95. Took me like 15 seconds to learn wtf was going on 😅

2 Time Stars Winner

Nick      ❤ 23    ▲3

Robbed of my 3rd win back in 2022. I do not remember your username... but FUCK YOU AHMAD! 😌

Tell Me About

Nick      ❤ 56    ▲2

Burgers... it is my Outcasted challenge 😬

I Can Barely

Nick      ❤ 40    ▲1

Breathe out of my nose... but I have to go perform 2 shows and then do an 8 hour bartending shift. Pray for me 🙏🤧

Did We Lose

Nick      ❤ 37    ▲1

Any comps?

We Are Bunker Kirk

Nick      ❤ 68    ▲2

We carry the flame 🔥

PYN

Nick      ❤ 297    ▲29

And I will tell you what I think you funniest thing you have ever said or done (with me around) is: Koolness234 - honestly there have been a lot. But this recent one really sticks in my memory 😭 " mind you I was wearing my donut titty design and was showing my black woman avatar to two local white police officers at 11:00pm at night. " LolicaPolica - Honestly your entire AI alter-ego of being a little Victorian child looking thing cracks me up everytime it stands next to a taller AI avatar! VenusVafa - I really don't know why it cracked me up so hard. But you went IN on DK for thinking he betrayed you in our outcasted I think (details are blurry). But after going in on him you ended the spat with "I have to go buy curtains and a new mop". And it just sent me that's how the fight ended. FairyTales - "Its okay to be trans Its okay to be gay Its okay to be any race Its okay to be of any ability status. Its NOT okay to stan chappel roan." ToriMarie - Idek how to pick one. You genuinely make me laugh so hard everyday 😂. Okay, this one stuck with me: "Looking at the Jesse Files I forgot how mf big headed those tengaged avatars were…. It was a jump scare I love the ozempic era we’re in" Cristi - Honestly the moment that comes to mind is when we were aligned in Royale with NicoRobin and you said something that made Nico think you called them a pussy. When you were just talking about your signature beauty pussy. And the fight that almost ensued had @Amanda and I absolutely dying! A close second is "🐷🔪🪓". You're so funny 😂💕. HamtaroNugini - LOL this is a weird one. You are funniest when you don't try! I said "SING TO ME MY ANGEL OF MUSIC" (A famous line from Phantom of the Opera), and you replied with "omg don't yell at me". This sent me 😭 Dakota - Oh you are hilarious and a very underrated blogger! I gotta go with: "I literally cannot be ableist I watch glee for enjoyment" Ethan - This one stuck in my brain. Because relatable! "I get that like “Games” exist or whatever but I’m sorry if you aren’t playing the blogs game every day I don’t know who you are. There’s random ass people I see it’s like oh 100,000 games played since yesterday and girl you could be a bug on my windshield I would know no better" Aries - that one random moment you decided to blog the F-slur. So out of character 😂. @MrsChloeKayCecci - oh 1000% Pink Velvet. The fakeout of nothing changing until "pink just like my pussy" is *chef's kiss* LifeIsCool - That fucking Tisha queen of the eye image in that one Royale for suuuuure. @Amanda - Honestly you are so funny. But like you as a host is next level. Like when there were all those people threatening to quit and you just kept making viable excuses in the world of Big Brother? Comedy GOLD. Honey - Honestly? Today you kinda got me with the blog asking for opinions on your DNTM photo in the midst of the chaos and vitriol on the blogs page. I'm not sure if it was intentional or not. But it was funny as hell to me 😅. Connor - Oh idk about that, you're funny and charming! But I do remember this blog during the Kov-Gala after Luxray ripped my heart out. My Kovaze husband Luxray has asked not one, not two, but three people on dates to the gala. I should have filed for the divorce papers after the first, but I believed in working through marital problems. I changed my mind. Slut. SirVivor - You're hilarious, but like that vlog today made me laugh so I gotta go with that! Glitter - I love you so much. I think the funniest thing though was when you said that the double "t" in Glitter was a nod to the misspelling of Tito BuriTTO... as if you thought it is correctly spelled "Gliter" 😭 NicoRobin - rhe "Rob" shook me. You are genuinely one of the funniest and most clever people on Kovaze. There are soooo many gems. But I am gonna go with when you started a week-long blogs page smear campaign against me (without telling me) just to try to get us cast on whatever the fuck Ko-villains was 😭 James - Oh you did your big one when you made that blog ranking Airi 's (?) Usernames 😭 LunaLux - "I'm Luna LUX not Luna Fucks or Sucks on Anything Underaged"

I Just Realized

Nick      ❤ 85    ▲12

We had an entire Kov-Gala and did not give out awards! - Designer of the Year - Best Gameshow Host - Ambassador Award - Etc. What are some more awards ya'll can think of? Sin we should implement this next time!

If Cristi Has 100 Fans

Nick      ❤ 36    ▲2

I am one. If Cristi has 1 fan, I am he. If Cristi has zero fans, I am dead 🐷🔪🪓

ASBB2

Nick      ❤ 44    ▲1

Is about to wash the blogs page. No one post anything meaningful for the next 10 min or so 😅

I've Done Enough

Nick      ❤ 82    ▲7

Blogs page fighting this week. I'm sitting today out. The vibes in here are not great though 😬

Well

Nick      ❤ 29    ▲6

I won a Standard Arena and a Safety Chain tonight... I think me and those game modes are healing. I did get extremely lucky in the latter game to be fair 😅

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