Why is the hardest part of the job clocking in and out? 😭 I have missed at least 1 punch per day every single day the last 3 weeks since I started….i just cannot bring myself to remember 4 times per day (2 for lunch break). I’ve now decided to set 5 alarms for every time cuz I feel bad my boss keeps having to change it 💀💀

Bc I had a dream last night that Taylor Swift died in my bed (gold star no more 💋 ⭐️) and I was responsible for telling the whole world she passed away. Woke up SWEATING and scared for my life and now NEARLY 8 HOURS LATER A LEGEND DIES LIKE THIS CANNOT BE COINCIDENCE. MY BRAIN WAS TRYJNG TO PREPARE ME

DOLLY PARTON??? OMFGGGG STOPPP MY DAY IS RUINED :((((((((

To be able to hold a conversation? I wouldn’t know

Person on kovaze imo

Folklore yet this month? 🤨🤨

Your hoochie tooch no flava

Are nothing to joke about

Team 1 - Jaded & Mochalatte: 10772 (guess the comp) THE WINNERS OF RIDICULOUS RACE. It was a total blast and just all around ridiculous. Tysm cloud for carrying me at first style I’m sorry for screwing you ily brookie KICK ROCKS. jaded it was ridiculously fun racing with a long-time buddy. YAY TO HAVING A SECOND WIN TOGETHER.

These Katseye girls are weak as fuck….what do you mean a THIRD member is going on hiatus and they have hardly been grinding for a year??? 💀you’d never see Britney Spears or Tate McCrae with this attitude while in their PRIME. Some girls just want it more than others let’s just say that. Edit: I did not know they were being exploited but now that it was mentioned, I do kinda see that. Maybe they just don’t genuinely enjoy the music that they are putting out and so therefore it’s becoming a chore for them. It’s tough to choose between fame and fortune or authenticity

Of if Angela BB28 was on ozempic And she kinda crashes out like her too 😭

nick got voted out of Celebrities AND Skinnisha all within the course of 12 hours…. How you just gonna kick someone while they’re down like that? 😭 YOU DESERVED BETTER KING! I hope your Vietnamese take out cheered you up.

Do you like jelly beans? He was like yeah but not the black and the green ones Mothafucka who said I had Easter jelly beans? Eghhhh. 🙄

To be project partners with the socially anxious goth girl who doesn’t want to do any of the work Just sit there and look sad and cool while I carry us to an A . It’s an honor to even be associated.

My work computer desk always has to be in the spot where everyone can see my screen all the time 😭 I be like this even when I have nothing to do

Tinashe has 7 albums and it’s about to be 8 in September? 😭she pumps these out like a sweatshop honey yet theres hardly 3 songs that have ever seen the charts….

To delete comments from other people’s blogs. I stay looking hella foolish bc I selectively read what I want to read