Did yall shit today? For me it was 8 :D

Haircut looked so good I kinda wanted to rip his clothes off

To channel every single female pop star within you on rotation to draw strength

The worst two comps I’m not Rick Devens hunny

I literally just had to shave my beard I’ve been growing for like >1 month bc I genuinely do not understand the concept of trimming????? Everytime I try to shape it up it looks way too geometrical and uneven and I swear I have no jawline bc WHERE DO I START AND STOP NO ONE FKN KNOWS so back to the porn stache bc grooming is just an unfathomable concept and I guess I can lose the lumberjack wardrobe I was starting to rock too ffs Today was just one big mental decline

Walk right past me when you see me I’m not buying what yall selling anymore

How twinks have the cutest faces and they look all innocent and sweet and romantic Theyre literally THE WORST MOST EVIL SUCKERS OF THE WHOLE BUNCH….

Like the denominator walked So down like six thirty could run IYKWIM

Cuz no one fucks you like I do

Had skin this pale

Went on a date with a guy yesterday and it went so welll, but the post-date jitters have me in such a chokehold. Like did he like me? Will he want to see me again? Did I just get love bombed by a guy who only wanted something casual? I literally hate this part so much, but I have to remember, like…..a guy can literally leave you at any point for any reason. (It really is employment at will 😭), so stressing about something like that is stupid and unnecessary. Just vibe with whatever it is or was and carry on. The right person will always stay

JUST STEP INTO MY OFFICE I DRY YOUR TEARS WITH MY SLEEEEEVE LEAVE IT WITH ME.

Anyone who doesn’t like Taylor Swift is just aromantic …

THE RED DEVIL IS KILLING HER SHE LET HIM INTO HER ROOM AND NOW SHES BEING STABBED TO DEATH jadennator1

I can now officially reveal the winner of the gift giveaway for the chic TANYA suit. There were a lot of good guesses and some that kinda wanted to make me throw my phone out the window. Regardless, I knewwww no one would guess this motherfucker. I can now reveal that my favorite Pokemon is and will forever be….. YANMA ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ Seong was the only one to guess it right. HOWEVER, Seong was not careful with his guesses and did not effectively use his 1 guess per round wisely. So now we are DEADLOCKED. So the winner will be determined by which Pokemon in the comments is my favorite based on y’all’s guesses. My top 3 in the comments sections are Flaaffy (x) Psyduck (heitor) And Hoppip (heitor) But the winner is……. X WITH FLAAFFY. Undeniably a Pokemon that I feel embodies my soul. Feminine, fuzzy, and loves to dance Congratulations X you played strategic and it paid off!!

For the underrated af design I have left in my shop that no one wanted. 😭 If you want it, all you have to do is answer me this: who is my #1 favorite Pokemon of all time? I will give another hint every 10 minutes. If no one guessses correctly after 30 minutes, the Pokemon I love most in the comments will get the gift. You get 1 guess for every new hint I post, so don’t be spammin!! First hint: it is a GENERATION 2 POKEMON Second hint: it is a FLYING type Third hint: it’s Pokemon ID is between #170 and #200

En mi coño

Is becoming really cliqueish

Should I go to Chloe Kay’s Cajun cuisine or make something at home