Light the match that caused the palisades fires too?? Like damn this bitch gets blamed for everything 😭

The theme the girls had to tackle this week was headshot couture. Let's see which girls mug is the muggiest. Snaps. #DNTM3 dimitra RobbieRiot Critique: For the first time in five weeks, I am seeing a model. Took you long enough to show up! Welcome to DNTM Cycle 3 darling. This is STUNNING, I think the shadow of the blinds on the face adds a really dramatic effect and it's almost like she's seeing the sun for the first time in 1000 years. The head wrap matching the eyes so perfectly, and finally we're seeing an activated face card that's making you feel something. My favorite part of this shot is easily the styling, her hairdresser needs a raise. You are one to beat this week! 10/10 muribolt Critique: Something about this feels really off, but I can't put my finger on it. I think it's just the fact that she looks so different compared to all of her other pictures. Did she randomly just become asian all of a sudden? Or maybe the makeup is just unflattering. Don't get me wrong, this photo exudes confidence and there's an intensity that I adore, but it just doesn't really look like you...I hope you can get back on track next week with giving your model clear identity. 7.5/10 goomybear Critique: It's a little on the unserious side, but I do think it's kinda fierce. I love the use of the water, I think it would've been really cute if the water was actually purple to match the eyeshadow. I really am not a fan of the placement of the tulle. It just feels like it doesn't belong there and it's distracting from what otherwise would be a really clean shot. The main problem is in the execution, as I do kinda think you should have committed to the underwater vibe and sunk his lips under as well. He's kinda at this awkward in-between point and I don't think you should have made the focus on showing his WHOLE face. it could just been intensity in the eyes. Overall, it's still an OK shot. 7.1/10 sam Critique: I'm not feeling this at all. First of all, the image is pixelated beyond belief. I don't know if this is just how Dimitra posted it, but I the granulation is unflattering. Stylistically, I think you were going for an Arab vibe, but the hues you incorporated make him look really devoid and sickly. He looks like he has jaundice LMFAO. On the positive side, I think the expression is awesome. There's a sadness that I'm really digging and his eyes are piercing into my soul. But like.....otherwise idk what's going on truly. 6/10 dailyicon Critique: It's good, I just love the styling of it. The tears add dramatic effect, the tulle actually works here really well, and the blonde hair with it just gives it that POP it needs. Otherwise....it's really strong. I wouldn't say Im blown away. It's just a good picture. The emotion is conveyed effectively too. 8.5/10 camell22 Critique: OH BITCHHHHH THE EYES ARE GIVING ME DUNE REALNESS I LIVEEEEE. Eyes of Ibad could bring me to my knees. I wish you would have gone all out desolate in terms of vibe, but it really does look like he's under some spell and is being transformed by the tulle into an evil noble. The tulle has a life of its own that is bringing motion to the shot, and he is just flowing right along with it and letting it all overtake him. The interaction with the prop is fabulous and you have managed to convey so much through a face shot....like I just get such a storyline with this. Awesome awesome job!!!! 9.5/10 bosslady Critique: I like seeing a softer side of you I must admit, although this doesn't really look like you either to me. Maybe cuz she's just so stripped down and has such a fabulous body that this is enabling us to see another side of her. Just be careful in the future that the way she looks is consistent. You don't want AI creating a completely new look for your girl every single episode. But FOR NOW this works. I love how the tulle gives nun vibes and it adds so much drama to a devastating display of emotion. Again, the tulle is a full-formed character here and is interacting elegantly with the facial features. This is a net positive, although not my fave of the week. 8.6/10 lewis Critique: Love it, it's very creepy and gothic. The smeared makeup and wrapping of the tulle add so much drama and you, similar to camell and boss, have just found a way to effortlessly flow with the prop and make it your bitch. You and the tulle are partners in crime if you will. The tilting of the head up was genius, it adds an element of possession and it's almost as if the tulle represents his demons and he is having a reflective moment of facing them head on. It's such an inspiring shot, this is amazing. 9.5/10 torimarie Critique: In my opinion with you, we really really REALLY need to dial down the skin tone a few notches. I hate when it borderlines into this really overpowering dark blue color. It just doesn't look right to me and I don't feel YOU in this shot. There are elements that are beautiful, I love the hair styling, the eyes are piercing, it's quite mysterious overall. Another problem though is the tulle. The tulle you can completely tell is AI. It looks like it was photoshopped on, it has no clear presence or purpose. it just looks like bed sheets and I wish it was wrapped around her more advantageously. This is not the worst, but I know you can do better. 6.7/10 tisha Critique: I'm gonna sound inconsistent cuz I just told Sam that the blurriness of his photo was a disaster, but here the pixelation completely works. BECAUSE SHES MYTHOLOGICAL. It just looks so artistic, like she's slowly withering away and disintegrating into thin air. The skeleton neck adds a lot of mystery and again just adds to the storyline. The tulle is melting her skin off the bone and it is attacking her face next. It's almost like she's accepting her fate and is just embracing the intensity of knocking at deaths door. It's a really gorgeous photograph and you can draw a lot from it, which is important! You want it to tell a story, when you only have your face to work with. 9/10 honey Critique: I'm uninspired. There's just nothing about this shot that draws you in. I'm confused why I just struggle to resonate with it. I mean, she looks really beautiful and I love how majestically the hair is flowing. I think your problem is youre just so afraid to push the envelope and to do something that might make you look a little ugly. See how so many of the other girls added elements that make the shot compelling? Playing with lighting, adding really extravagant makeup, getting the tears flowing. I struggle to find what's memorable about this. We can work on the creativity a little! 6.3/10 poof Critique: Oh .....I'm shook. This is crazy. The styling is just incredible. The smudgy makeup, the tulle acting as a headpiece, the bangs look add a really visually stimulating touch. The emotion is really intense, I feel a lot of pain and despair. The slightly diagonal angle also adds a really interesting component of motion. So glad you did not go straight on at the camera. It's a really powerful shot, but I'm not immediately drawn into phantasia the way I was with some of these other girls. It's at the top of the pack for sure, but a few girls resonated with me more. 9/10 thiii Critique: NO BOO LOL. It's like if Addison Rae and Kim Petras had a baby. I'm literally singing polo in my head as I look at this. It actually is kinda good though ngl and the more I look at it, it's interesting. The tulle is used beautifully, it literally gives the effect of electric eels and even the hair at some parts is glowing with the tulle, as if she herself has powers of electricity. Storm if she was blonde teas. Eyesbrows look so gorgeous here, there's this tigerous energy that is really intimidating. This is actually really good!! 9.1/10 seong Critique: It's so beautiful wow. I love how dead the face is, as if he's paralyzed by emotion and can't take anymore heartbreak. The tulle gives this effect of optimism strangely. It's like trying to lift him up from an overwhelmingly depressive state of mind and healing him from his sorrows. Really interesting contrast to a really dark shot, and I think completely unintentional too. The makeup is beautiful and the piercings add a little bit more flare. It's an edgy as fuck shot and I always appreciate your perspective. No notes miss Seong!! 9.7/10 Callout Order: 1. RobbieRiot (WHO WOULDA THOUGHT???) 2. Seong 3. Camell (black horse of the week I already know it) 4. Lewis 5. Thiii 6. Tisha 7. Poof 8. Bosslady 9. Dailyicon 10. Muribolt 11. Goomybear 12. Torimarie 13. Honey 14. Sam

Nobody ever makes up their mind

So With KovGala coming to an end, I wanted to take y'all on Mochalatte's journey through this event. You can't make this shit up. - Did not get a custom gown made - Did not make it into Celebrities 8 enrollment despite this being the one I wanted to play so bad - Got owned by Brazilians in Frenzy for 6th place - lost in jury to cherry in hysteria by 1 vote - got owned by challenge beasts in another hysteria and was evicted by a vote of 8-0 (this made me want to jump off a bridge) - lost morning bingo with 1 tile left to fill - got blindsided by the alliance I created in speedy outcasted before merge even hit - lost afternoon bingo by a landslide - got betrayed again by my alliance in chaos survivor and was especially the victim of a duos twist with brookie - lost evening bingo of course what did you expect - did not even come close to guessing the marbles in the jar - got blindsided AGAIN by my alliance in outcasted two rounds after the chat was created. Received nasty pms from lunalux too, but we're friends now <3 - got partner swap screwed at final 3 of Morgana race - had to spend all my money in Morgana race 2 and then got codebreaker the very next round - got thrown away like trash in ride or dies because the entire final 7 was just the fam and me and nicorobin - brookie and I were partners for the Ticket Esperanza race and got eliminated bc the 3 bottom teams used their tickets and we were 4th from the bottom :) - 7000 coins pot bingo and I lost the blackout by 1 tile AGAIN - Ran out of food in Royale rumble at final 50 and instead of helping me, bitches knew my health was depleting and shot me - Lost round 1 of weakest link because I thought the heart was a bone - Lost round 2 of weakest link at final 3 because @kallie and ralts023 outsmarted me - got 2 luck comps in a row in weakest link arena and was eliminated for 38th with $1 in deal or no deal - missed fast celebs arena sign ups by 10 minutes - did not place for best outfit at the KovGala, not that I really expected to anyways?? It just was everything that could go wrong went wrong here in true Murphy's Law fashion..... I managed to only have 1 full blown emotional breakdown through these debilitating times which is honestly impressive. I will take take take take take take take but eventually it does get to a point where I'mma explode. Sorry to the Kovaze sheep for that. BAAAAAAAAAH. REGARDLESS this was such a blast and I enjoyed every minute of it, even if I'm known as the KovGala laughing stock. Tysm hwest14 Melanie for hosting these events and sin for organizing the whole shindig. And thanks to all the people who made this special for me, it's literally too many to name but you know exactly who you are. Next event will be REDEMPTION, y'all better watch out!!

Just did write ups and accidentally closed the tab, so now it will be one sentence each LOL :) I'm lowkey fuming, but the show must go on. #DNTM3 dimitra Let's see who brought their A game tonight. robbieriot Critique: Honey you already know I don't like this it's so low energy and awkward. She reminds me of a sloth, just so vacant in the face and the body is not engaged properly. I appreciate the risky pose and love the placement of the ball, but it's not clicking for me as usual. 6.9/10 muribolt Critique: I'm obsessed with the makeover and I'm obsessed with this shot. The water squirting in the face adds a really cool effect and I love that the mug stayed strong through it. The water does look a little fake, but the pose/face are strong regardless. 9.5/10 goomybear Critique: I go back and forth with this shot. It does kinda look depressing, dull, and defeating like he just lost the championship game and is subjecting himself to a humiliation ritual to make up for letting the team down. However, the jacket and the ball placement are really fun. I appreciate that there's a high fashion element and do think the face turning adds a lot of intensity. Body language turned away from the camera is dangerous, but the styling being focused on the jacket makes up for it. This is solid overall. 7.5/10 sam Critique: this just....blows a lot of the girls out of the water ngl. The ball spinning was such a genius idea and a staple when it comes to basketball. Adds a dynamic quality to the shot, and this man looks STUNNING. The camera being tilted up at him adds a lot of dominance and the quality of this shot is the best of the bunch. The DNTM on the jersey was so creative. Of course I'm not the biggest fan of a static pose. I do think to be at the top of the pack you need to give something extra with body positioning MOST OF THE TIME. But he looks amazing and I think this is very well thought out. 9.6/10 dailyicon Critique: this is a lot of fun, I love your approach of a basketball court from hell. The fiery aesthetic fits this man's persona and his face is radiating with intimidation. Body positioning is interesting, love love love love the hand digging into the rim of the hoop. It makes it look less AI slobbish. my only problem really is I do wish the ball was spinning. It looks a little strange just sitting there on the pointer finger. overall, great job! 8.8/10 camell22 Critique: My crush.....but there's a major problem with this shot. It is the placement of the water/water bottle hitting his face. The arm should have been lifted higher and water drizzling down strategically, rather than it being so close to his face that it's smothering his eyes and disconnecting us from any emotion in his face. He kinda looks like he got maced, and it's a shame because the legs are looking so yummy. It's just completely lost in the face, which throws off the whole shot. 7/10 bosslady Critique: The all red is really unflattering and is hurting my eyes. You wouldn't be able to tell the shot was based off basketball if the ball wasn't sitting there in the picture. I love how long she looks and that the face is sharp like Naomi Campbell. Modeling-wise, you can tell she thought about posing/emoting. It's just the styling that's really bad here with the background and the outfit. 7.2/10 tayvie Critique: FINALLY YOU DID YOUR BIG ONE. This is really fucking good and could easily be in a magazine. I could see any major NBA player doing exactly this after winning the championship game. The lightning hitting at just the perfect time, FINALLY THE FACE IS GIVING MODEL AND HAS THAT STRENGTH IT NEEDS. Only problem, a little more intensity in the eyes would've brought this all together. But it's still fabulous. 9/10 lewis Critique: I'm just confused. His body language is really stiff, the styling of the background does not match the outfit at all. Is it supposed to be empowering or is he checking himself out in the hoop to make sure the pimple from a few days ago is healing ok? I get it was meant to kinda be allusive, perhaps I'm being too hard on it? I do like how the net hair flows so long like his hair. I just don't get what's really happening. 6/10 torimarie Critique: hands down the best shot of the night like it's not even close. The proportions and angles are so gorgeous, I love everything is a straight line minus the one leg that adds the perfect amount of curvature. The hues of the background make her skin glow, the hair is flowing just right. You can tell she loves her makeover. It just looks so effortless for her, yet you can tell behind the scenes how much body strength it took to create a photo like this. This is your shining moment, miss Marie!! 10/10 tisha Critique: love the movement so much here, you can tell the photographer was counting you in and making sure you hit those steps at the right moment. The lunge forward just creates such an interesting shape, I love the styling, and I'm obsessed with her makeover. The hand backwards on the rim is the finishing touch I needed to secure this at top of the pack. It's just so good I can't. 9.6/10 honey Critique: We lost one leg, and we almost lost one leg as well. The other foot looks really distorted and unflattering. We can't really see details in her eyes, but I do enjoy the face most of everything. I do think this is messy and lacks a full-formed vision. It's not your best work. 6.5/10 poof Critique: Interesting shape with the body and love how you made the most of a really shitty makeover. It looks like he has amazing control over his body, the spread eagle effect just completely stretches him out in all the right ways. It's a clean shot, but I'm thinking dirty thoughts too. Great job! 8.7/10 thiii Critique: Honey.....you know I'm a big fan of you...but this is not it. I will always love a touch of country pride, but you just did not push it far enough at all. I mean...she looks sad. Like the sun is setting on her WNBA career. I wish there were other elements on Brazil incorporated in the background or in the hoop styling. She just looks so out of place. I think in terms of sports too, the outfit itself just does not scream basketball. I'm getting more of a tennis vibe from her. Who is this girl, where is she going, what is she trying to portray? I just don't know. You may be in trouble my good sis. 6.2/10 seong Critique: This is right in the middle of the pack for me. The play with the angle is my favorite part, It looks like he's swinging right into the camera or as if the net is moving with him. It's very allusive and also disguises my short kings height. Again you manage to take an approach that not many people thought of and your ability to think outside the box makes you stand out in a good way. I'm just wondering if this is editorial or advertorial? Cuz I can easily see this being an ad for nike. I don't take that as a bad thing, but I wonder what the judges will think. Good job! 8/10 Callout: 1. Torimarie 2. Tisha 3. Sam 4. Muribolt 5. Tayvie 6. DailyIcon 7. Poof 8. Seong 9. Goomybear 10. Bosslady 11. Camell22 12. RobbieRiot (girl so lucky) 13. Honey 14. Thiii 15. Lewis

I canceled my job interview bc I’m sick and she said “but you’re still going to the gym?”

I know I’m full of them but We should totally get PAYOUT details before these special events start. Like I wanna know what the prizes are for each placement. I assume they are 2x or 3x?? But also if the cast is 46 people, shouldn’t a larger pool of people be earning some sort of prize? Not that I’m ever gonna make payouts or anything…I mean, look at my game history. But ya know…just in case!

Spartagow deserves a temporary ban. Do not come for my trans sisters. And I don't remember him ever acknowledging WHY what he said was wrong. He just said "sorry if what I said offended you, I did not mean to come off transphobic" UMM OK but what should have been said is "I'm so sorry for saying that, trans women are not inferior to cis women and can be just as if not more beautiful than any other woman" BC THEY ARE EQUAL and I hope he's able to rewire his mindset when it comes to that.

I had way too much fun last night.

This week the girls had to tackle dominatrix realness. Some of the girls had me hollering at the moon.....others bark didn't match their bite. Another fabulous theme by dimitra ! Let's get into it. #dntm3 RobbieRiot Critique: If you think about it, the pointing makes no sense. LOOOOOL. The dogs are on leashes, they aren't going anywhere sis! I'm gonna be so honest, I'm just not convinced. I just do not see a model when I look at her, I see a robot. Another week where she can't break out of the brick face and emote effectively. She just has no energy on the set ever and the photos are always missing a wow factor. You cannot keep relying on pretty over and over again. I do think the makeover has potential to give her a little more spunk, which is what she desperately needs. Otherwise, I do love the long legs and besides the pointing, the body positioning is the most beautiful part. I'm just wondering if you will ever produce a shot where the body is interesting and the face is interesting. It seems like it's always either one or the other. 6.5/10 Muribolt Critique: Hm....it's ok. I'm not as blown away as I was with your first two shoots, but I will say this is a nice change of direction for her. Her first few shots have been really glamorous, so I like seeing her as a badass this time. I think the problem here lies with both her face and her body in some sense. With the face, and I say this time and time again, there's a very specific instance where eyes closed works well and this is not one of them. She looks like she's falling asleep and considering the dogs are VICIOUS and READY TO POUNCE, I'd expect a lot more energy exuding from her as well. The body language isn't wildly creative either, she's just standing there. The quality of your image itself is top notch, but I do wish there was something to give it that extra UMPH. 7/10 goomybear Critique: Goomy, I must say this was a hit and I feel like you took direction well. The interaction with the dogs is spot on, he looks very concentrated and simultaneously stunning. The motion with the dogs makes this shot so dynamic, it really looks like he's about to lunge forward with them to attack an enemy. Posing is one of the strongest of the group, you created a unique shape and I love the leg positioning especially. I think what you need to continue to work on is STYLING and picture quality because your shots are always really far away and the outfit choices can be rather questionable....I mean especially here I just think the jacket/cover up feels very out of place and is also just flat out unflattering. Otherwise, this is a huge step up for you mister! 9/10 sam Critique: SAM IS A FORCE TO BE WRECKONED WITH. This is an awesome picture, potentially my favorite of the bunch. It almost gives "raised by dogs" energy the way he's crouching down with them as if to say "I'm one of them and they are on my level". It also radiates really protective, masculine energy which I think was a really creative direction to take this in. The dogs look like they can fuck a bitch up, but under the control of Sam, they appear really tamed down and even a little adorable. The face is gorgeous, and I love how the hand/leg placement bring some motion to the shot. It looks like he told the dogs "hold on, stay calm, dangers near by" and is staying still to try to assess the situation, but is ready to spring into action at any second. As for the other arm and leg....welll.....they kinda get lost, but it's forgivable because this is otherwise really stellar! 9.5/10 dailyicon Critique: I feel like I'm a bit blinded, because this man could win most gorgeous man in the world. The natural beauty is mesmerizing. But we must stay focused and discuss the modeling aspects. He reminds me a superhero, really strong stance and even a bit of a stuffed up chest. I do get dominance and control from this shot, the face is really intimidating and radiates confidence. The main problem here is the body positioning is just very static and go girl give us nothing. Similar to Muribolt. When all models are working under really similar circumstances, you have to find a way to stand out and separate yourself from the pack. This shot is killer, but it doesn't have that WOW factor that puts it at the top of the pack. 8.7/10 camell22 Critique: I'm going back and forth on this one, and it's especially tough because I think he's so pretty and feminine, that to put something off like this was really out of his comfort zone. First no-no that catches my eye in the cape with the collar...hate the way it's moving, hate that it takes the shot in a vampire-ish direction, and it just looks a little cheesy. Otherwise, this is a good shot. ESPECIALLY the face. I actually love the dead-on evil stare at the camera, it feels like he's staring into my soul and has revenge on his mind. Body positioning im iffy about...the legs being a bit elevated looks awkward and I wish he would have committed to either standing up or crouching down. It's making the body look really crunchy and almost non-existent. I think otherwise there are elements of this shot that are interesting, and overall you did a nice job. 8.3/10 bosslady Critique: Wait what....? I'm just so confused cuz this is so different from everyone else's LOL. I'm trying to let it sink in after seeing 6 of the same photos. Um....I think I like it! I'm not completely sold on it, but I do think this radiates power and control in a roundabout way. The body movement and hand placement is stellar, I love that these dogs also look like they're cooperating and that it looks effortless for her to have them be so calm. It almost gives family portrait with dead on looks at the camera, very intense and very high fashion. This is actually the only shot so far I get a really really really high fashion vibe from. The more I stare at it, the more I am appreciating it. Great job BossyLady! 8.5/10 Tayvie Critique: I think the most frustrating part with your model is, he just doesn't really have the model look to him and I struggle to figure out how he can translate prettier on camera. I do appreciate the intensity in his eyes and that there is motion in the picture. If the dogs are ready to pounce, the human attached to them should be walking, running, getting pulled with them OR be trying to hold them back. Body positioning otherwise is very straightforward and generic. The eyes are the best part of this truly and carry the whole shot. 7.1/10 lewis Critique: It's not fully realized and I think what would have been really cool is adding a fashionable touch to the dogs as well if you were going to go in a runway-walk direction. He looks like a boss as usual and this is one of the best FASHION shots of the bunch, but I think you were so worried about looking gorgeous, that you forgot about the dogs and did nothing to enhance their presence/interact with them. The dogs and owners energy is not really matching each other and it's throwing the motion off and the overall aesthetic. It's an OK shot overall. 7/10 hare Critique: It's ok. Face looks really strained and puffy, body language is nothing special. I'm uninspired by the shot as a whole. Definitely comes across in control, but is just feels a bit generic and oversimplified. We have to be able to create unique shapes with our body and find ways to ELEVATE. His look right now is nothing special, so the modeling needs to be top notch to help him stand out. Right now...there's not just enough to keep your attention. 6.2/10 At this point…..MODELS…I ran out of steam *hugs* the fast day changes are just too much pressure. The reviews will start getting shorter. torimarie Critique: Something about this is really off, but I can’t put my figure on it exactly…not the biggest fan of the hue of the skin and I think the dogs looking in a different direction as the model feels like the disconnect. Otherwise, the pose is really interesting and I love how the leg looks longer than it actually is. Definitely looks in control, and the facial expression is fierce AF. This is pretty solid overall despite me starting with the rudest part LOL. 8.1/10 Tisha Critique: LOL UM…..this is her worst performance yet I fear < / 3 Face looks dead I mean….I know she IS, but we have to find a way to put some energy into it. One of the dogs barking and the other one calm af is kinda distracting and it’s almost like they are the stars and you are the prop. Are you controlling them or are they controlling you? I love the legs of course, but otherwise the stance is quite stiff. We can do better than this Tisha. 6.7/10 honey Critique: Gorgeous, I love this sm. Everything works. I love the asymmetry and I love that she doesn’t give a fuck about the dogs, she just wants to serve mug and use the chains to let out some sexual frustration. It is so beyond sexy. I guess my harsh side wants to say I wish she DID interact with the dogs more and looked like she was controlling them, but I do thing everything still works here regardless. 9/10 poof Critique: it’s fine….he looks hot. That’s about it. I mean what is there to really say about this, come on? There’s not much interesting going on at all. He has a very static stance, the dogs are just kinda sitting there. You played it safe and so safe you will be. I don’t necessarily think this warrants going home for you just yet, cuz we’ve seen a lot of potential from you the first two weeks. But we gotta not just do the bare minimum to get by. 6.6/10 thiii Critique: I’m torn on this one. I love how you’re playing with shapes here, I think the leg kinda mimics the chain and creates some really interesting proportions. The face looks really strong, and I love how her other hand is resting on the dogs forehead. It’s playful and cute. I guess my only problem is I wish the chain wasn’t being pulled at the tippity top, it doesn’t really look right. I mean that dog is VICIOUS but very close to her still, you’d only really ever grab the end of the chain if you were desperately trying to hold onto him. But the fun thing about modeling is maybe rules like that don’t need to matter! So…good job overall! 8.5/10 seong Critique: Oh come on Seong…..please get off these girls necks. This is AGAIN BY FAR the best picture of the bunch. You are so creative and seeing your interpretations feels like visiting another planet. The look into the dogs eyes as if to say “I’m not scared of you and don’t try to intimidate me…you will obey me” and the other dog looking like “just do as he says bro…..you don’t want his smoke”. Again COMPLETE 180 to everything we’ve seen from you in the past. Week 1 was sexy chill badass vibes, week 2 was really vulnerable and cutesy, this is just so striking and masculine. Just loving everything you’ve been doing so far. 10/10 Callout Order: 1. Seong 2. Sam 3. Honey 4. 
Goomybear 5. Dailyicon 6. Thiii 7. BossLady 8. Camell22 9. Torimarie 10. 
Tayvie 11. Muribolt 12. Lewis 13. Tisha 14. Poof
 15. RobbieRiot 16. Hare

With my absolutely vile, smelly, atrocious partner jadennator1 Together our ugliness moved mountains. Can’t wait to pick our noses and pop pimples together later!

JUST LET THE MUSIC CONFISCATE MY SOUL

Tried to do what Khrystyana and Toccara couldn’t 💔

Late as fuck and missed the cut off, but wanted to get these posted so the models know how they can improve. Another really fierce theme. #DNTM3 is the moment and dimitra continues to step up her game. RobbieRiot Critique: Robbie, this is a very striking photo and you can tell this girl carries herself like a boss bitch. The styling is on point, I love how the dress is made of the spikiness of the Rambutan. It is very clever and if this was project runway, you'd definitely be in the top. Unfortunately, this is Dimitra's next top model and I still do feel that for the second week in a row, you are lacking energy and flavor. I think you're kinda in this reserved shell where you think success comes from being very statuesque and an emotionless goddess, but really your strength comes in the vulnerability of trying to break out of the glamorous box youre in to be more fluid in your expressions. I mean, if you take away the glits and the glamour and the campiness, you'd just be another girl walking a runway. It's still really really strong, just something to think about. 8/10 muribolt Critique: MURIBOLT DOES IT AGAIN. This is fabulous and all my worries last time about relying on hooch are gone. You are able to transform this natural sex appeal into something much more elegant and it's impressive. You obviously know how to make shapes with your body, as this is the second week your posing is off the charts. I also love the interaction with the fruit, you are engaged with the environment and have incorporated the theme really well. You remind me of Kelsey Weier from the Bachelor. This is a work of art. 10/10 goomybear Critique: I really enjoy this photo stylistically and I feel like I get the vision you were going for. He reminds me of an evil prince who lives in this gigantic house and is plotting his next big scheme over a glass of wine. Aesthetically this is certainly above average. When we consider the act of modeling however, I do feel like there's a disconnect. Instead of appearing in charge and diabolical, he kinda comes off awkward and lazy. An interesting observation, you need to learn where to direct your energy in a photoshoot. Last week your shot was really intimate, but you decided to direct your attention to the environment instead of making love to the camera. This week, there's a ton for you to work with and you decided to turn your attention fully to the camera. It should have been about the fruit, and I wish you had been more present. And then the posing does come off a bit stiff too. Overall though, this is still a strong photo. 7.6/10 SexyTex Critique: Give it up for the big girl!!! I continue to enjoy how you incorporate playfulness into your shots and the photo, similar to Robbie, is very aesthetically pleasing. Love how the dress is made of the dragon fruit and that she's interacting well with fruit. The body positioning is the WOW factor here, she knows how work her angles and embrace her curves. The problem is, she's appearing very commercial and I'm not really seeing model. We need to step away from the pedestrian friendliness and move towards a high fashion direction. I'm hoping her makeover forces her to stop relying on this cheesy smile, but rather to come across more intense like some of these other girls and guys. I still appreciate you are bringing something different and I'm drawn to the character. Hope you get another chance. 7.2/10 Sam Critique: This is a HUGEEEE step up from last week and I am digging the Michael Jackson inspiration. You continue to push the envelope when it comes to posing and if this were a fashion shot alone, I mean....anyone would die to buy the clothes he has on. You're selling the garments, darling. The look down works wonderfully here as well, it adds an extra layer of drama to the shot and radiates swagger. My issue with this is.....I'm confused what fruit we are exactly working with....? Maybe it is just some exotic fruit I've never heard of. I just feel like there was a better way to incorporate it here. If he was holding the fruit in his right hand that would have been an excellent touch. Also, I wouldn't say he's really immersed in this environment and kinda looks like he should be on a dance floor instead. Regardless, I'm really enjoying this. Great job Samuel. 8.6/10 dailyicon Critique: Hmmm...something about this is just not the most flattering. The pixelated look makes this look like a handmade drawing and it's also very hard on the eyes color-wise. He does look cool though. The pose is my favorite part, I love that he pulled down the glasses and chose to lean against the giant cherry prop. My problem with this is mainly style, it's just an ugly hue and too bright. But I do see a model buried in there somewhere. I just think you need to do a better job at pinpointing his vibe, cuz I don't know who this man is right now. 6.7/10 camell22 Critique: Is your model single? Because that is my type. HE LOOKS INCREDIBLE. My god, the commitment to leaning into his femininity is breathtaking. He looks like a god, the pose is just right in brand with what he's working with. Flowy backdrop, flowy dress that is moving majestically in the wind, and the body is just swaying with the garment. My only problem is the background is a little lackluster and lazy. Putting a few peaches on the ground is the bare minimum compared to everyone else who is in a fruit wonderland. But you know what....I kinda appreciate that it's not a literal interpretation. This guy has potential to be really dangerous in this competition. 9.1/10 bosslady Critique: OH BOSS LADY DON'T END EVERYONE LIKE THAT....this is perfection! This is how you sell luxury, she looks like queen of the lemons. The outfit fits her just right, the theme is incorporated wonderfully in the backdrop and in the outfit, and the pose is very powerful. When I said age last time was going to be your downfall, turns out it can be your biggest strength if utilized correctly. You can tell this woman is MATURE, but she still has that youthful, fresh look that would make girls go "woah I wanna look like that." My ONLY ONLY ONLY critique im so sorry....is the eyes got a little lazy there. It kinda looks like she's facing the sun and is having a hard time keeping them open. If the eyes had been more piercing, this would have been top photo of the week. But close enough trust me! 9.7/10 tayvie Critique: Okaaayy....I mean I'm not blown away, but there's certainly something about it that is interesting. He has a very unconventional look to him, but I don't really think the grape coat does him any favors. They look a little too marbly to be green grapes and it's kinda throwing me off. I love the incorporations of vines running down his torso and swinging from a vine as well was a risky move. The pose itself works, I love the hand placement and the movement created with the feet makes this shot very dynamic. There's something missing and I can't exactly tell what it is...TBH I think it's just stylistically questionable. The coat, the makeup, the elf shoes....it's showcasing modelesque qualities, but the vision itself isn't fully realized. 7.4/10 lewis Critique: This is a really fierce shot and everything is just working to bring it together. I love the effect of the cherry splashing as he's soaking in it and making it a seductive experience. Cherries I think are the sexiest fruit by a mile and this is one of those cases where the overly sexualness works in your favor. Especially the closed eyes, that would usually be a big no-no, works because he's just feeling his oats and being smothered in the juices of the cherry. The necklace and the corset and the gloves and the boots....everything just feels so right. I really can't think of anything bad to say about this shot. 10/10 hare Hare: I'm very conflicted here because this is hands down one of the strongest face shots of the bunch. The proportions and the incorporation of the fruit is just completely throwing it off. First off, I don't know where his right leg went. Is it even there or is he living his best Kelly Bruno life? I really enjoy the mixture of femininity and masculinity here, but the bottom half is just getting really fuzzy and I can't make out what's going on. Also, the fruit is blueberries right? Something about the backdrop comes across really temu blueberry props....even the garment kinda looks like it could be shein knock off. I wish there was more interaction with the fruit, I wished the fruit looked more realistic, and I wish the body was as right as the face is. It's not awful, but it could use work. 6.8/10 torimarie Critique: The way you had the chance to do blueberry and chose grapefruit....ok outside the box thinker! Perhaps it would have blended in too well. ALTHOUGH, I'm not mad about what you chose at all. It's a really stunning use of the fruit and I love the concept of her squeezing it as the juices flow down her arm. I love the contortion of the other arm as well, she's bending inward and making the shot very high fashion. Again, not being able to see the eyes works here because it adds to the layer of darkness you were trying to convey. This is definitely one of the best shots of the week, she could be on the cover of any magazine and peoples' eyes would be drawn to it. Well done miss Marie! 10/10 tisha Critique: IDC I know this may be biased bc I'm just obsessed with your look, this is fucking killer!! It looks like she's melting into the floor and considering your model is not of the human race (she dead), it just adds to the supernatural, enigmatic appeal she has. Again, cherries ooze sex and I feel like she is selling sex on a stem! The face is orgasmic, I love that she's playing with the fruit, and she just looks like she's flirting with the camera. I do understand that the lighting is questionable here and I wish the background wasn't so.....blurry....? but I still do think this is a really strong shot. 9/10 honey Critique: My good sis is watermelon sugar high.....because the eyes are droooooooppppyyy mama. She's bored af on this set rn. I think this shot had a lot of potential, but watermelon is such an exciting fruit...ya know...only comes around once a year, extremely hydrating, tasty as fuck. This does not capture what watermelon is all about. Even the jumpsuit is just a little dull. It looks like watermelon pulp babes. That being said, I do really think the pose is cute, model is hella gorgeous, her hair is done immaculately. It's not the worst believe it or not. 7/10 poof Critique: I just wanna say this is a really good picture to begin with. There's really nothing to critique, he just looks striking and sexy. I do notice a flaw however and I hate hate HATE when this happens irl. The makeup shade of his face is not contoured to match the neck down. He looks extremely cakey and pasty. Face is dry, but body is randomly wet and uncomfortably wet I fear. Really do like the interaction with the fruit, I mean I can see why everyone wanted to do cherry. It's just such a sexual fruit and this photo conveys that. Good job overall! 9/10 Thiii Critique: You are literally the dark horse I don't care what anyone says. This is a phenomenal photograph. The hair majestically laying out over the peaches, the lifted leg to the side to add a bit of scandal, the mug is so strong and locked in. I just think you nailed it. I do maybe wish that she was holding the fruit, or that the dress was made of the fruit in someway. Not that an indirect interpretation is bad by any means. I don't know if the flowers were necessary either. REGARDLESS of my nitpicking, it's still a gorgeous shot well done! 9.6/10 seong Critique: I wouldn't say I was as obsessed with this as everyone else at first, but after reading some other commentary, I see it in a new light for sure. This is very artistic and holds a lot of depth. There's a softness and a delicate nature that really just makes the viewer feel so cozy and at peace. I appreciate the vulnerability, this could literally be the cover art for a big screen movie and I'd be lining up to see it in theaters. You have to be soft to be strong and especially because you showed us your tough guy side last time, for you to do a 180 this time is so crazy. You are showing everyone that you have many facets and can be good under lots of varying circumstances. The backdrop is so hypnotizing, I love that the fruit here was not even sexualized. It was nurtured and coddled. Fruit is so sacred and I think you've captured a beautiful message here, intentionally or unintentionally. FABULOUSSSSSSSS SEONG FABULOUS. 10/10 Call Out Order: 1. Seong 2. Muribolt 3. Lewis 4. Torimarie 5. Bosslady 6. Thiii 7. camell22 8. Sam 9. Tisha 10. Poof 11. RobbieRiot 12. Goomybear 13. Tayvie 14. SexyTex 15. Honey 16. Hare 17. dailyicon

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