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To be liked or respected?

To tell someone you want nothing to do with them AFTER you've gone and slandered them with all sorts of gaslighting words. You knew nothing about me, and less of my story yet you were so convinced I was all of these horrible things and persecuted me as such. And YOU work in special victims in Oklahoma? You know, the department that's famous for holding onto untested rape kits for YEARS and victim blaming in a conservative state where police are not just capable, but LIKELY to commit domestic violence? I just know you have victim blamed in real life to cover up for one of your fellow swine the same way you came at me like a rabid dog for crossing a certain someone.

Chief brought donuts to the station but his other cult leader is in some kovaze blog drama

Bobby there is a HUGE difference between targeting someone in a game and attacking someone you've NEVER had a conversation with the most asinine gaslighting words your small intellect can muster. Getting nominated, even in your "100th charity game" (also against the rules), is no reason to call someone a psycho, insane, or an obsessive stalker. I don't know you at all, but aren't you a straight man? It's time to stop role playing as a housewife and attacking people who are literally just trying to chill and play games. "Defending" your leader is not an excuse either, he's not under any sort of attack and he's not a shield for whatever you're going through. If I lose honor points for saying something is delusional, you deserve a ban. You have no idea who I am, so move the fuck on.

To inspire improved literacy rates. It's a new age epidemic for the old but I'm doing my part. <3 In other news, @Mezcal - I might be nb and fatherless but I can still teach you how to be a man. First lesson's free and it's called owning your word. And @Suicide - thank you for thinking of me in these trying times. The dedication you have toward someone you've never had a conversation with is touching. I'd love to hear about the feud between us that exists in your head sometime, it must put even DakotaMagic's delusions to shame.

Rainolds just watched me get mauled by Kemi AFTER SAYING HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME MIND U and used the opportunity to get as far away from that bear needs to be studied

PLEASE REPORT TO C4 THERE IS RABID BEAR ON THE HUNT IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER WE CAN SUBDUE KEMI THANK U ALL FOR COOPERATING

if u even care..

zackaroni

Was ranking my avatar worst in his final ever blog. You all think he was kidding right? https://kovaze.com/blog/70529

But I've straight up been told by HEAD_Mod before that they weren't aware of information on a prior harassment case involving me and would have made a different judgment had they known. This was information very clearly presented to them in reports. It doesn't really effect me to move on, stop filing reports and mind my own business - but I believe this site deserves fair and DILIGENT moderating when it comes to harassment. That's all. #EraofDueDiligence

and only one person puts it on 😭 DOOM I take back everything I said about you ❤️

Don't forget to check out Metro Fashion and snag some deals before Boutiques are gone for good <3 https://kovaze.com/boutique?username=Metropolis

We should have a design recycling machine that lets you turn like 3 old designs into a spin on the vending machine or something Sin let's think sustainability here

Good afternoon Kovazians, I have a working theory that no one actually enjoys words. I mean, no offense Sin I know this is basically pulled from [REDACTED], but what is there to like about Words? 1. Is it mentally stimulating? No, spam click the common letters as fast as possible and finish the word based on memory of doing the comp before. Unlike Flags which, with its update, is a great example of a mental comp done well - I'm not learning much of anything from Xylophonically being included because I still dk what it means or what a Xenobiologist does. 2. Is it mechanically interesting? No, again it's about mindlessly spam clicking common letters and getting frustrated when you get Wizard, Voyage and other short words with weird letters back to back. Most of the time I skip this comp because the spamming triggers my carpal tunnel and I just don't enjoy it. 3. Does it have good game integrity? This is the most egregious imo. You are so fucked if you do this competition on a mouse or track pad compared to someone who's tapping the letters. The difference in scores between someone who got mostly long words vs short words is also too severe, but I don't mind rng in comp if that's actually the goal (it doesn't seem intended with words). It also seems to have the widest gap between the average scorers (20-40k) and the cracked gaymers (60k ) which is not great for gameplay variety. Which brings us to the FAR superior version of this comp - Wheel of Fortune! Wheel of Fortune basically solves all the issues I outlined with Words 1. It's FUN. Let's face it - we're all a bunch of gambling loving degenerates here. The daily spin, grabber, bingo - all HUGE hits. I would also go ahead and call Deal and Lucky Drop fan favorite competitions. Who doesn't love the feeling of being on the edge of their seat praying that it's their lucky day? I think more of this feeling is always welcome here. 2. It has an ACTUAL mental component. Taking the time to solve a complicated phrase involves far more stimulation than what we're currently getting from Words. It also has more of the flags upside I mentioned earlier of these phrases having some real life value. I feel that currently in words, spamming is incentivized far too heavily above actual solving and I think WoF is great opportunity to slow our obligatory literary comp down a notch. 3. It would be easy to implement. Okay, I might be reaching - but it feels like all the pieces are already there. We have a wheel from daily spin. The UI from Words is already perfect for it, and we know how this comp would work from [REDACTED]. The real show also has all their phrases ever used listed on their website to pull from! (https://www.wheeloffortunecheats.com/phrase) Just grab the ones yet to be antiquated and you got yourself a fan favorite comp! 4. We NEED competition equity. With the introduction of Labyrinth, there is currently an imbalance of competitions favoring mechanical prowess and not enough to reward us mental girlies, or even the social girlies who REQUIRE luck comps to gain any sort of agency in competition based games. We all saw how miserable bb25 got when Cirie and Felicia couldn't gain power to save their lives, let's not invite that same stagnation on Kovaze. And that's all folks :) Please let me know what you think below! #ReplaceWordsWoF2026