that itsamodernlife and i did not throw race finale to @mittens on his 2/3 birthday. he has literally been talking about how all he wants for his fucking 2/3 birthday is a woke race race and we just don't care i guess. we are not people he considers friends anymore

are so mad i joined their private arena they keep negging my blogs.. its embarrassing tbh but hate is also attention and i accept all <3

i promise i didnt die. i just have no inspiration on what to blog anymore these days. my blogs game fell off hard. anyways i cooked again for the first time after the pasta disaster and it was actually rlly delicious with no complication during cooking but now i think i might have salmonella because my poop is literally water

i had the time of my LIFE racing with you venusvafa <3 our first time being partners and we managed to win!! we’ve been best friends since we met, always targetted because we were new and knew nobody ugh i’m so happy. this win means the world to me bc its with you💕💕

im nuking all races since the update i’m CRYING but i love love love the update

if anyone has any stock left.. theres 2 designs i wanna buyyyy i’ll give free perms and return the favour if needed when my shop opens!

my first ever kovaze look.. this is where it all started.

hello everyone! my name is melanie and i thought i’d make an introduction for you all to get to know me! im melanie, 23 years old and i really like cats! i’d go into more depth but i’m not even playing but i wanted to fit in.

i came to cause chaos in royale and did. they jumped me with 5 people i have to stan.. enjoy everyone!!! royale aint the game for me lmao

is a boring game

here is who i would cast as each character if kovaze was dance moms frostbite as abby lee miller @amandasings04 as jill angiekstan as dr. holly @shrimpfriedrice as kelly brxanne as melissa @misschloekay as christi pureessence as maddie katheryn as chloe venusvafa as brooke marieeve as paige drewmeliabedelia as nia @sobriquet as kendall extra: marwane as cathy and christos as vivi

a kovaze: dance moms game.

in the yahtzee tournament.

finds out my disorder is now out in the open like oh gags a little.. i was so private w it cause i have it under control for the majority n it doesnt define me lmfao only 2 people here knew whoops

we fucking suck were such losers im laughing ralts023 @sobriquet @tide axel bigbryy99

now whats taking so long sirvivor lover

if u aint writing me a song or poem like ordinary by alex warren which he wrote for kouvr his wife i literally do not want u and i’m embarrassing you and saying no at the altar n leaving with the kids taking them to greece bc i like greece.

the eighty years war all over again. we’re back in 1568. THE SPANISH ARE COMING FOR ME (a dutch person). just wait for my iconoclasm. never thought that kovaze.com drama could have a way to show off my history nerd side..

the spanish premade now feels the entitlement that you need an invite to join their game? like girl.. if i want to join a public game on a public platform i will bitch. you do not own arena?? who tf do you think you are lmfao? carmencita get your fake entitled personality fixed, i used to like you but idk it grew to your head or sum.