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Sorry its been so long since I have posted an episode I have been recovering from surgery :). ⚙️ Episode 5: “Fault Lines” The house is officially divided into power blocs, not eras. ERA TWO is furious. ERA ONE is cocky. ERA THREE is exhausted. ERA FOUR is melting down in real time. 🧢 CAPTAINS ERA ONE 🩶 sobriquet & dimitra ERA TWO 💛 jaxx & venharim ERA THREE 💥 musiclover & josh ERA FOUR 🔥 teafiercelyboots & katieginella All picks approved — still no repeats, no continuity problems. 🍾 HOUSE DRAMA — “Faulty Communications” ERA TWO is still raging from last episode’s double loss. jaxx confronts @cocacola12 in the kitchen: “You’re playing too clean to be clean.” @cocacola12: “And you’re playing messy because you have nothing left.” ERA FOUR holds a sad team meeting where cassideez calls out crimsonteer for “playing every side but none well.” ERA THREE tries to reset emotionally, but musiclover snaps at @raiden for “making them look like the weak era two episodes in a row.” Meanwhile, sobriquet (new captain) is spiraling in confessional over being first-era-first-time captain: “ERA ONE expects me to be calm… I’m barely holding it together.” The tension is sky-high before the challenge even begins. 💪 THE CHALLENGE — “Chain Reaction” A massive chain-link team relay: Captains start by dragging a weighted chain coil across sand. They tag teammates who must attach color-coded chain pieces correctly to build a path. Last stage: the entire era must heave a final chain anchor up a ramp to ring the victory bell. It’s physical, strategic, and chaotic. Highlights: ERA ONE: dimitra is a BEAST dragging the chain solo for 10 seconds straight. ERA TWO: venharim dominates the build stage with scary speed. ERA THREE: musiclover and josh argue mid-run, burning time. ERA FOUR: surprising cohesion, with katieginella taking leadership brilliantly. 🥇 CHALLENGE RESULTS 1️⃣ ERA TWO — WINNERS (Major comeback) 2️⃣ ERA ONE 3️⃣ ERA FOUR 4️⃣ ERA THREE — LOSERS ERA THREE is devastated. 🎯 ERA TWO’S DECISION — Blood in Their Eyes ERA TWO finally has the power back, and they want revenge. Deliberation Quote Board: “ERA ONE needs humbling.” – jaxx “ERA FOUR is already dying.” – @nikw98 “Send someone who won’t fight back.” – nolanosoprano But venharim pulls out the political dagger: “If we don’t hit ERA ONE now… they’ll run to the final.” ERA TWO picks: ERA ONE to face ERA THREE. ⚔️ ELIMINATION — “Break Point” Players must smash through five reinforced plaster walls, each harder than the one before, dragging a heavy rope behind them. Once through all five, they solve a final symbol-lock puzzle. Matchup: ERA THREE musiclover (Vet) josh (Rookie) ERA ONE sobriquet (Rookie) dimitra (Vet) The Battle: dimitra bulldozes the first two walls like they’re cardboard. sobriquet struggles badly, getting stuck on wall #3. musiclover keeps pace with dimitra, showing pure vet grit. josh surprises everyone by solving the puzzle insanely fast. In the end: ERA THREE completes the puzzle first. ❌ ELIMINATED sobriquet — ERA ONE dimitra — ERA ONE ERA ONE takes its first major blow of the season. 🔥 POST-ELIMINATION CHAOS ERA ONE is spiraling. ERA TWO is celebrating loudly. ERA THREE is fragile but proud of surviving again. ERA FOUR is terrified—they know two eras now have targets. The power balance is officially shifting. UPDATED TEAMS 🩶 ERA ONE puppies @cocacola12 marksmarks @death @ajfukdurdad ivan1234 💛 ERA TWO kemi @nikw98 venharim jaxx stuartlittle16 Jojingus 💥 ERA THREE musiclover @raiden goomybear wyatt angiekstan josh 🔥 ERA FOUR cassideez crimsonteer joaqmamaded woodpecker katieginella teafiercelyboots ⚙️ Elimination Order 36th - scoliosis 35th - nolanosoprano 34th - Joshgillespie 33rd - keithnewbern 32nd - xtra 31st - brea 30th - chloekayCT 29th - flaggedC 28th - mmdd1996 27th - surfersorbet 26th - sobriquet 25th - dimitra

Episode 2 – The Obstacle Gauntlet: 50 Become 40 The 50 remaining contestants entered the sprawling obstacle course, a massive test of speed, agility, and endurance. Unlike the first episode’s one-on-one battles, this was a free-for-all. Only the first 40 to finish would survive; the last 10 would be sent home immediately. The arena buzzed with tension as everyone sized up the course: climbing walls, balance beams, rope swings, and a treacherous mud pit. Every second counted — one slip could mean elimination. ⸻ Highlights from the Course • Lightning-fast starts: 666, Harajuku, and Frostbite surged ahead immediately, showing off incredible speed. • Unexpected mishaps: Posters fell off the balance beams, and some contestants got stuck in the mud pit, costing them crucial seconds. • Strong finishes: Kemi, Florescent, and iCameron navigated the rope swings flawlessly. • Dramatic failures: Even strong contenders like Buffy and Justini struggled with the climbing wall, barely making it. ⸻ Contestants Eliminated (Last 10) 1. Emicepam 2. MiaGoth 3. TeaFiercelyBoots 4. NolanoSoprano 5. Dimitra 6. Jaxx 7. cswaggerr 8. High 9. PosterBoy 10. Dream ⸻ Contestants Advancing to Episode 3 (40 Players) 666 sobriquet Florescent Kemi spartagow AntonB Harajuku Cristi iCameron Foox Medusaluh Daleariel Nakime Laurant Imperio Bomberv IceBeast Runaways Connor Frostbite Luther Madarauchihah Coke RobbieRIOT dianzi Luxray Ivan1234 Buffy Justini KristieBennett KaliMinaj DryStopett Happy202 CharlotteFlair SirVivor lewis DBonee hauntedwaves Manon Safroncity Remaining players let me know if you want to be tagged in posts

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⚙️ Episode 4: “The Divide” “Four eras started this game… but now the lines are getting personal.” ERA THREE is shaken after losing back-to-back challenges. ERA FOUR is bleeding numbers. ERA TWO is feeling themselves a little too much… and ERA ONE is quietly plotting revenge. The house is officially volatile. 🧢 CAPTAINS ERA ONE 🩶 puppies & @cocacola12 ERA TWO 💛 mmdd1996 & surfersorbet ERA THREE 💥 @raiden & angiekstan ERA FOUR 🔥 xtra & woodpecker Everyone side-eyes ERA THREE’s picks—this is a high-pressure captain spot after being the losing era last episode. 🍾 HOUSE NIGHT — “Crossing Lines” The cast goes to a neon-lit karaoke bar and the drinks start flowing early. puppies drunkenly serenades dimitra, leading half the room to chant “SHOWMANCE!” surfersorbet and woodpecker get into a full-on screaming match after a mic-steal incident. @raiden, usually calm, finally snaps at musiclover in the smoking area: “You’re playing everyone. I’m not blind.” “Good. Then step your game up.” By the time they get home, alliances have shifted again. 💪 THE CHALLENGE — “Drop Zone” A high-elevation endurance challenge: Each era hangs from a suspended steel beam over water while captains solve a rotating puzzle wheel below. The catch: Each time a puzzle piece is placed incorrectly, the teammates above lose footing space and have to cluster tighter. It’s both mental and physical warfare. Highlights: ERA ONE: puppies is shockingly good at the puzzle; @cocacola12 keeps yelling coded instructions to teammates above. ERA TWO: mmdd1996 keeps calm; surfersorbet panics and burns a piece early. ERA THREE: @raiden is laser focused; angiekstan cracks under pressure and misreads two pieces. ERA FOUR: Strong start, but woodpecker slips first, sending panic through their lineup. 🥇 CHALLENGE RESULTS 1️⃣ ERA ONE — WINNERS 2️⃣ ERA TWO 3️⃣ ERA FOUR 4️⃣ ERA THREE — LOSERS ERA THREE is automatically facing elimination again. 🎯 ERA ONE'S POWER DECISION ERA ONE goes into their deliberation room smug and fully unified. @cocacola12: “ERA TWO is too confident. Let’s chop them down.” puppies: “ERA FOUR is already on life support. No need to stomp them.” ERA ONE picks: ERA TWO. Elimination Matchup: ERA THREE (losing era) vs. ERA TWO (chosen by winners) Captains must go in. ⚔️ ELIMINATION — “Reactor” Players are locked into a rotating cylinder chamber that forces balance, timing, and speed. They must run inside it like a hamster wheel to power a generator and light up 5 bulbs before the other era. ERA TWO starts strong, but surfersorbet slips repeatedly, slowing the rotation. ERA THREE stays steady despite angiekstan trembling under pressure. @raiden takes full command: “Just follow my pace. We win this.” ERA THREE reaches 5 glowing bulbs first. ❌ ELIMINATED surfersorbet — ERA TWO mmdd1996 — ERA TWO ERA TWO suffers their first major hit of the season. 🏠 POST-ELIMINATION FALLOUT ERA TWO storms back into the house furious. jaxx throws his water bottle: “ERA ONE wants war? They’re getting war.” ERA THREE is relieved but fragile. ERA FOUR is openly debating who’s even worth saving. ERA ONE celebrates in the kitchen with champagne—clearly the current powerhouse. UPDATED TEAMS 🩶 ERA ONE puppies @cocacola12 dimitra marksmarks @death @ajfukdurdad ivan1234 sobriquet 💛 ERA TWO kemi @nikw98 venharim jaxx stuartlittle16 Jojingus 💥 ERA THREE musiclover @raiden goomybear wyatt angiekstan josh 🔥 ERA FOUR cassideez crimsonteer joaqmamaded woodpecker katieginella teafiercelyboots ⚙️ Elimination Order 36th - scoliosis 35th - nolanosoprano 34th - Joshgillespie 33rd - keithnewbern 32nd - xtra 31st - brea 30th - chloekayCT 29th - flaggedC 28th - mmdd1996 27th - surfersorbet

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⚙️ Episode 3: “Shots Fired” “When the party lights go out, the real games begin.” With two eliminations already shaking the house, the pressure in Battle of the Eras hits an early boiling point. ERA FOUR has taken some heavy blows, and everyone feels like a target now. 🧢 Captains of the Week ERA ONE 🩶 dimitra & @death ERA TWO 💛 jaxx & venharim ERA THREE 💥 flaggedC & @chloekayCT ERA FOUR 🔥 cassideez & katieginella 🍸 House Night – “The Fuse” The cast hits a rooftop club for the night, and things get messy fast. venharim and @chloekayCT get cozy in a corner booth, sparking glares from musiclover, who whispers to joshgillespie: “They’re getting sloppy.” cassideez and jaxx argue on the dance floor. Cass: “You’re all talk.” Jaxx: “You’re just mad I back it up.” Meanwhile @death and dimitra watch from the sidelines, quietly strategizing about potential cross-era alliances. By the time they stumble back home, friendships have cracked, flirtations have deepened, and paranoia is setting in. 💪 CHALLENGE — “Chain Reaction” Each era must haul heavy metal chains through a maze and connect them in a coded pattern while the captains—blindfolded—receive shouted directions from teammates. It’s chaos, communication, and endurance. ERA ONE 🩶 dimitra and @death argue mid-run; timing collapses near the end. ERA TWO 💛 jaxx keeps a cool head; venharim executes flawlessly. Smoothest performance of the day. ERA THREE 💥 flaggedC and @chloekayCT struggle to hear through constant yelling from musiclover—complete miscommunication. ERA FOUR 🔥 cassideez and katieginella start strong but fumble a key reset, losing precious time. 🥇 CHALLENGE RESULTS 1️⃣ ERA TWO 💛 — WINNERS 2️⃣ ERA FOUR 🔥 3️⃣ ERA ONE 🩶 4️⃣ ERA THREE 💥 — LOSERS ERA THREE automatically goes into elimination. 🎯 Power Decision As winners, ERA TWO decides which other era joins ERA THREE in the elimination. Inside deliberation: kemi pushes to send ERA ONE. jaxx argues ERA FOUR’s volatile dynamics make them the weaker pick. venharim settles it: “ERA FOUR’s the chaos era. Let them fight for it.” ✅ Decision: ERA TWO sends ERA FOUR 🔥 into elimination. ⚔️ ELIMINATION — “Locked In” Teams climb a towering steel cage, unlocking magnetic locks in perfect sync. Any mistimed move triggers smoke bursts that obscure their vision. Match-up: ERA THREE 💥 — flaggedC & @chloekayCT vs. ERA FOUR 🔥 — cassideez & katieginella Both duos battle evenly, trading leads. Midway up, ERA THREE hits a sync error; ERA FOUR surges ahead and slams the final lock first. ERA FOUR WINS 💥 ❌ Eliminated flaggedC 💥 & @chloekayCT 💥 (ERA THREE) UPDATED TEAMS 🩶 ERA ONE puppies @cocacola12 dimitra marksmarks @death @ajfukdurdad ivan1234 sobriquet 💛 ERA TWO kemi @nikw98 venharim mmdd1996 jaxx stuartlittle16 Jojingus surfersorbet 💥 ERA THREE musiclover @raiden goomybear wyatt angiekstan josh 🔥 ERA FOUR cassideez crimsonteer joaqmamaded woodpecker katieginella teafiercelyboots ⚙️ Elimination Order 36th - scoliosis 35th - nolanosoprano 34th - Joshgillespie 33rd - keithnewbern 32nd - xtra 31st - brea 30th - @chloekayCT 29th - flaggedC

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